Bama Girl, I know you've got a mustache like a man and more testosterone flooding your veins than Barry Bonds did when he broke that other negro's home run record, but it takes just a little bit more than that to post in the Promise Enforcers thread. What part of Men Only! don't you understand?
Wait, don't answer that. At least not in here.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
See, this just shows how uppity and lost you are. Our True Christian girls are perfectly happy to serve their Menfolk, following God's expectations. According to you they should all be hiding out at some lezbean secret safehouse hidden on the outskirts of Des Moines, but that place burned to the ground and not even the mexican contractors will rebuild it, Praise Jesus!
My girlfriend sister Thumper will tell you all about it once the swelling goes down.
This is unbelievable! Is it a joke? The idea that a man would, or could, spank me is ludicrous. I have a wicked sense of humor and love to pull pranks, including pranks on my husband. Not long ago, I covered the inside lenses of his sunglasses with black shoe polish so when he put them on, he couldn't see anything. While he didn't think it was very funny, he sure didn't spank me for it! What is up with you guys? You sound archaic like cavemen! You sound like you don't even have a sense of humor. You guys need to lighten up and not take life so seriously. Planning my next prank right now...
This is unbelievable! Is it a joke? The idea that a man would, or could, spank me is ludicrous. I have a wicked sense of humor and love to pull pranks, including pranks on my husband. Not long ago, I covered the inside lenses of his sunglasses with black shoe polish so when he put them on, he couldn't see anything. While he didn't think it was very funny, he sure didn't spank me for it! What is up with you guys? You sound archaic like cavemen! You sound like you don't even have a sense of humor. You guys need to lighten up and not take life so seriously. Planning my next prank right now...
Why yo be dissin da head of yo crib. Ta be dissin yo man is da same as dissin yo Lord, cents he be da head of ebery tang.
Dang wuman, iffin yous done dat to a good Christain man, yous be beat fo dat an a Iz be sure dat yo no dissin yo man again. Yous wumen only learns by da beatins. Don't spare da rod like da good book be sayin
Why yo be dissin da head of yo crib. Ta be dissin yo man is da same as dissin yo Lord, cents he be da head of ebery tang.
Dang wuman, iffin yous done dat to a good Christain man, yous be beat fo dat an a Iz be sure dat yo no dissin yo man again. Yous wumen only learns by da beatins. Don't spare da rod like da good book be sayin
Okay, very funny. Now I know this whole site has just been put up as a joke.
This is unbelievable! Is it a joke? The idea that a man would, or could, spank me is ludicrous. I have a wicked sense of humor and love to pull pranks, including pranks on my husband. Not long ago, I covered the inside lenses of his sunglasses with black shoe polish so when he put them on, he couldn't see anything. While he didn't think it was very funny, he sure didn't spank me for it! What is up with you guys? You sound archaic like cavemen! You sound like you don't even have a sense of humor. You guys need to lighten up and not take life so seriously. Planning my next prank right now...
I never spank, I give a good switching.
Misbehavior is not tolerated in the Hutchins house. There are no exceptions. A two hour switching followed by a few days in the prayer closet has my wife thinking right.
The only 'pranks' I allow are those played on the help.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
In our home, we sit at our dining table to read the Bible together. Our closets are used for storage only.
My husband would not dare try to spank me, and I don't believe for one minute that a man who truly loves his wife would hit her with a stick for two hours! If you love your wife as yourself, would you allow someone to hit you with a stick for two hours?
In our home, we sit at our dining table to read the Bible together. Our closets are used for storage only.
My husband would not dare try to spank me, and I don't believe for one minute that a man who truly loves his wife would hit her with a stick for two hours! If you love your wife as yourself, would you allow someone to hit you with a stick for two hours?
I am sorry to hear you are not fortunate enough to have a prayer closet. Perhaps if you sold some of your pie, your husband could afford one.
It is a shame your husband is such a pantywaist and is afraid to be a real man. How long have you known he was a closet Homer? Perhaps that is why you do not have a prayer closet, because he is secreting himself in it.
Switching my family proves I love them. If I did not give them all the attention I do, they would feel unloved. Should I ignore misbehavior? Should I let people do what ever they want? People need to know there are consequences for their actions. When I 'get involved' with a member of my family, they know I love them. Because if I did not love them, I would not 'get involved. Same reason Jesus died the slow death on the cross for our sins. Love and suffering are one and the same.
Why would a stranger want to hit me because I love my wife? Are you drinking?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Dang sugar, Iz done thought dat y'all naughty girls likes da spankin anyway.
Yous sure do be needin some Godly spankin tho, cause yous just aint right in yo place in yo crib. Yous all be thinking dat yo gotts a say in it? Yo alls ta be unda da man.
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