[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Coping with PMS

My hunting buddy told me about this helpful device:

You know what annoys us women during 'that time' most of all? If anything goes wrong, a man blaming it on PMS and not realizing the actual cause of the problem.
Note to men - you cannot use that time of the month as an excuse for every time you annoy us!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You know what annoys us women during 'that time' most of all? If anything goes wrong, a man blaming it on PMS and not realizing the actual cause of the problem.
Note to men - you cannot use that time of the month as an excuse for every time you annoy us!

What is PMS like? I wouldn't know since I can't experience it, so I'm asking a female who would.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What is PMS like? I wouldn't know since I can't experience it, so I'm asking a female who would.

Who the hell cares? What are you, some kind of she-male?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Who the hell cares? What are you, some kind of she-male?

Nope. I'm just curious as to why its such a stress full period, since if I know, I might be able to respond to it better when/if I get a girlfriend and not do something stupid. I mean aside from the bleeding of course, that's pretty obvious as to why it would invoke a bad mood.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Nope. I'm just curious as to why its such a stress full period, since if I know, I might be able to respond to it better when/if I get a girlfriend and not do something stupid. I mean aside from the bleeding of course, that's pretty obvious as to why it would invoke a bad mood.

I know. Can you imagine bleeding from your genitals every month for a few days? Gross, huh?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I know. Can you imagine bleeding from your genitals every month for a few days? Gross, huh?

Indeed, that is one thing we can both agree upon.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Girls get like that around that time of month because of hormones. You know how when we guys work out, we get a feeling of power and invincibility? That's what testosterone does to us. Estrogen in girls, well, that's a somewhat more... unstable compound...

[Elmer Christianson]

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Estrogen in girls, well, that's a somewhat more... unstable compound...

If I didn't know better, I'd say we're making progress with this young man. I'm telling all you men the best place to keep unstable compounds is in a shed.

[Betty Lambskin]

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What is PMS like? I wouldn't know since I can't experience it, so I'm asking a female who would.

Here's something surprising: men experience inexplicable mood swings, irritability, bloating -- just like us rib-stealers! But since they're the wiser of the genders, instead of blubbering about like a ninny, they channel all that nonsense into more productive behavior, like punching holes in the walls, or their (uppity) wives, or taking a 12-gauge to a family of ducklings (Gen 1:26), or making brilliant policy decisions that have gotten God's favorite country where it is to day. We bleeders would do well to take a lesson. Or better yet, just focus on our cherry pies! Praise God!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What is PMS like? I wouldn't know since I can't experience it, so I'm asking a female who would.

It'd be a little different for every woman. Because I have endometriosis, the cramps usually make me most irritable. There is a period of over-emotionalness, but for me that's usually right before it starts. Then I just feel crampy and gross, and for that reason prefer a bit more alone time.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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they channel all that nonsense into more productive behavior, like punching holes in the walls, or their (uppity) wives, or taking a 12-gauge to a family of ducklings (Gen 1:26), or making brilliant policy decisions that have gotten God's favorite country where it is to day.

You call that productive? I think "destructive" is a more accurate adjective.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You call that productive? I think "destructive" is a more accurate adjective.

Feminazi bulldyke.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Feminazi bulldyke.

Ah, yes, the Zeke stock answer to almost anything I post.
On other threads, you call me a harlot - which is it? Man-hater or boy-toy?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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It'd be a little different for every woman. Because I have endometriosis, the cramps usually make me most irritable. There is a period of over-emotionalness, but for me that's usually right before it starts. Then I just feel crampy and gross, and for that reason prefer a bit more alone time.

I see, so kinda like a long stomach cramp (which are most unpleasant), only with a um...discharge? Yeah, that's the best word I can think of...

[Ixi]

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Maybey they don't get really bad PMS because we treat them with respect, and like human beings.

^___^

I mean, where would I be today if it wasn't for my dear [name removed for her safety, stalkers are bad]?

*applauds*

PMS is just hormones raging. It all ends soon after it starts. Now only if these "godly" men could see that...