[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

Oh yea just to let you know this forum has been screencaped ans posted on Funny Junk.com. FFVIIPWNS signing off.

Do you mean this one:




So we hate both ISLAMS and MUSLIMS? Wow, maybe we are too hateful.

[jaerfxck]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm a babbler! Shoot me! Oh wait, forgot you guys stone people. It's okay, you're making plenty of sense by banning those who are trying to show YOU the light.

I hope that the majority of you fuckers live to see the end of the world and cry when you realize that you are worshipping a false god and you are going to hell for your sexist, racist, homophobic, extremist Neo-Nazi beliefs.

Congrats, you have met one of Satan's disciples. Yay, i'm going to hell! At least I don't have to worry about winter, it's warm down there all year 'round!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm getting bored with witnessing to people who most likely will never be washed in the blood of the lamb. Those who wish to learn about Christianity are welcome to stay, but babblers will be banned.

[ZackyV]

Re: What is Fap?

OK I'm really sorry to kill the mood here but the term "fap" means to masturbate. So when you say things like "I fap to Sarah Palin" Or I fap to Jesus" you are unknowingly saying " masturbate to Jesus"...... Oh yea just to let you know this forum has been screencaped ans posted on Funny Junk.com. FFVIIPWNS signing off.

[GodIsDead]

Re: What is Fap?

I REFUSE MY MEDS. AND I REFUSE TO STOP WITH THE CAPS. CAPS IS FOR AWESOME PEOPLE, UNLIKE YOU. AND UNLIKE YOUR RELIGION, I CAN FAP TO MY GOD. *FAPS TO JENOVA FAP FAP FAP*

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is Fap?

OH MY GOD, ALL YOU CRAZY CHRISTIANS, JUST SHUT UP. YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID, PLEASE STOP FUNCTIONING. YOU IDIOTS WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU FOLLOWED THE WAYS OF JENOVA. OUR ALL-HATING GOD DOES NOT DESCRIMINATE IN HER DESTRUCTION, INSTEAD SENDING PLAGUE EVERYWHERE INSTEAD OF PICKING ON ONE SMALL TOWN! HER HATE DOES NOT DESCRIMINATE, SHE DESTROYS AND CAUSES GENOCIDE FOR ALL EQUALLY!
THAT'S MORE THAN YOU CAN SAY FOR YOUR GOD. HE'S RACIST. HE'S ALSO genuine AND GAY.

Are you for real? Caps, to scream your poorly written idiotic comment? My, we are all mighty impressed I can assure you!

By the way, this is a Christian web site and the topic of this thread if FAP.

Go take your meds and come back tomorrow. :gaaa:

[GodIsDead]

Re: What is Fap?

OH MY GOD, ALL YOU CRAZY CHRISTIANS, JUST SHUT UP. YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID, PLEASE STOP FUNCTIONING. YOU IDIOTS WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF YOU FOLLOWED THE WAYS OF JENOVA. OUR ALL-HATING GOD DOES NOT DESCRIMINATE IN HER DESTRUCTION, INSTEAD SENDING PLAGUE EVERYWHERE INSTEAD OF PICKING ON ONE SMALL TOWN! HER HATE DOES NOT DESCRIMINATE, SHE DESTROYS AND CAUSES GENOCIDE FOR ALL EQUALLY!
THAT'S MORE THAN YOU CAN SAY FOR YOUR GOD. HE'S RACIST. HE'S ALSO FAKE AND GAY.

[superfaggfaapman]

Re: What is Fap?

IT MEANS TO JACKOFF!!! jACKINGOFF IS THE SAME AS MASTURBATING. JESUS IS MOST SURTAINLY FAPPABLE. FAP IS THE SOUND YOU SHOULD MAKE IF YOU MASTURBATE CORRECTLY. iM GLAD I COULD HELP YOU OUT WITH THIS! hAVE YOU EVER SEEN "wHOS NALIN PALIN"? ITS A WONDERFUL PORNO. I LOVE TO FAP TO IT!!!

[Lollipop]

Re: What is Fap?

I believe the term "fap" means "holy" or "Godly", or possibly "fun" as kids use nowadays. It is modern slang, so it makes sense that most of us don't know, but being from a younger generation, I've learned the context of "fap".

I suppose you could say "Bible Study is fappable".

[Parader_of_Truth]

Re: What is Fap?

Why do you all so ignorantly follow the word of MAN? If you knew your history you would know that the Bible was written by a council of Men appointed by the Roman government to filter through ORATORY STORIES about Jesus. Plus this wasn't right after his death. This was after multiple generations. If any of you have played the game Telephone, then you know that even a simple sentence becomes butchered, now imagine that effect over generations. Now that that is out of the way:


Stop being bigots. Fap was determined to be the sound of male masturbation. Also. doesn't God preach about equality amongst men?

Oh and Mr. Hutchins: Im quite amazed at your medals.... True Christian Caucasian is a KKK hood. Punched the most queers? Im seeing a hate crime case coming on... Gunfest '09? So now you're a militant bigot?.... Im quite alarmed that your existence is permitted by a free and equal country....

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is Fap?

My question wasn't about secular and biblical law, it was about tolerance for different people.

We follow the laws as perscribed by God in the Bible, You need to read it as you are beginning to come off as a tad illiterate.

And quick question, how can you say that about women? Men NEED women to survive, so they can't really be subservient to us, can they?

You have that backward. Women need MEN to survive. And yes, they are subservient.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

Ah, now you are asking for a explanation of something in the Bible that is not spelled out. Being I am just a regular man, I cannot answer it, but I'll try and find a Pastor or Biblical Scholar to take care of you.

Of course God does not NEED anything, God was giving us a message, that Eve is a clone of Adam. This is so that we know that racial diversity is the result of animal and demonic genes getting into the gene pool. If not for people mating with animals and demons, we would all look exactly like Adam and Eve (blonde and blue-eyed).

[TigerWoods]

Re: What is Fap?

Have we eliminated anyone? No, we just do what the Bible says. If secular law trumps Biblical law, we follow that.

Women as subservient to men. They were made merely from the rib of man to cook, clean and bear children to be Soldiers for Christ®.

My question wasn't about secular and biblical law, it was about tolerance for different people. And quick question, how can you say that about women? Men NEED women to survive, so they can't really be subservient to us, can they?

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is Fap?

If god is all powerful why did he need the Rib of Adam to make Eve?

Ah, now you are asking for a explanation of something in the Bible that is not spelled out. Being I am just a regular man, I cannot answer it, but I'll try and find a Pastor or Biblical Scholar to take care of you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What is Fap?

Why don't you think for a moment sweet pea, when you go out no one tells you to do anything, no one utters a word if you look like a slob or if you actually took ten minutes to even attempt to look nice. When your walking around no one stops what their doing in their busy lives to say "hello" or "my you're one fine looking fella". People care a lot less about men than they do woman. If a girl walks around looking nice people stop and complement her, if a girl does a good job with something people tell willingly share their opinions.

It seems to me like people care a lot more for woman than they do men but I see everyone as equal. Everyone has a reason for being here and I doubt god would make anyone just to be a servant to humanity. Take a look around, people are too self absorbed and do not take the time to extend their hands out to anyone besides friends and family.

Do you even have a wife? Children? If you do, are they happy? Do they love you? Or do you even care? If you don't you might want to think about why that is.

You are sort of getting it. A well mannered, properly kempt person is complimented. An unkempt one, most people say nothing. I see the latter as uncaring.

I have a wife, thank you. 10 wonderful sons and a couple of daughters.