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  • Roseluck
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Masturbation greatly increases the risk of becoming gay.
    I am proof of that.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Masturbation greatly increases the risk of becoming gay.
    Not as much as it greatly increases the chance of burning forever!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
    Fap is slang for masturbate, an activity that I, amongst many other normal people indulge in.
    Masturbation greatly increases the risk of becoming gay.

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  • GOD=life
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
    Fap is slang for masturbate
    Nope, you don't need slang for another word that's slang in itself. The correct description is "the sin of Onan", also sometimes more neutrally called "handrosexual acts".

    Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
    an activity that I, amongst many other normal people indulge in.
    Just because something is the NORM for a group of people does not make it NORM-al, see? That would be like an inmate in a maximum security prison saying it's OK to murder people because that's the NORM in that population.

    It's unclear whether you mean "amongst" to mean that you're all naked in a room of people all groping at and desecrating your respective selves, but I'd rather not go there!

    P.S. Whatever sexual act you commit, you are ALWAYS doing it while God is watching you.

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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    Re: What is Fap?

    This thread has been going on FOREVER!

    Somebody just post a video and get it over with.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by davidkellyy View Post
    Fap is slang for masturbate, an activity that I, amongst many other normal people indulge in.
    Well in that case, please allow me to direct your attention to THIS thread, where I lay out several steps for preventing masturbation.

    Remember, Jesus is always watching you.

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  • Brother Helge
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Coeurdepirate View Post
    Fap is slang for masturbate, an activity that I, amongst many other normal people indulge in.
    This is wrong on so many levels.

    Why don't you pop over to the introduction section and start a thread of your own, so we all can greet you properly.

    And you have now written no less than 15 posts and not even once have you praised Jesus...

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  • davidkellyy
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Fap is slang for masturbate, an activity that I, amongst many other normal people indulge in.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by a small person :) View Post
    Im not suggesting tht she is an orgasm. Im only trying to answer her question and Im sorry.
    What kind of a pervert are you?

    Does your mother know about your behavior? I know God does and I am sure it does not make Him happy, not one iota!

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  • a small person :)
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    Im not suggesting tht she is an orgasm. Im only trying to answer her question and Im sorry.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: What is Fap?

    How dare you suggest that Mrs. Bachman is "an **gasm!

    Keep it civil, you ... dwarf person you!

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  • a small person :)
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    Re: What is Fap?

    It means orgasm.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    I heard someone say that Michelle Bachman is the new "fap" face of 2012.

    Any truth to these rumors? She is very GODLY.

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
    do not condemn souls, for this is not for you to do
    Originally posted by judgenotlestyebejudg View Post
    have fun burning all
    See a pattern here?

    GO READ YOUR BIBLE AIRHEAD!

    1 Corinthians 2:15
    But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

    We True Christians(TM) are spiritual, you are just a troll in a FAP thread.

    Bye now!

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  • judgenotlestyebejudg
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    haha so when the scripture doesnt suit you, you change it?

    im sorry for being intolerant, when you ban people for truthfully answering a question...hence this makes you a hypocrite
    and pretty sure i got called a "false christian" for correctly quoting a passage... well that sounds like passing judgement to me

    so then...seeing as i was right...
    rot in hell
    i may even see you there
    because you are failing at everything that God wants from us


    have fun burning all

    see ya

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