[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

Oh well. He's a nigger so his argument is invalid I guess.

Neat smiley, but mine is better!

IWO JIMA MOTHAKAS

See the racism we have to deal with here everyday?
It just makes me sick that this uppity boy just used the n-word on God's Favorite Forum.

[BrianWarner]

Re: What is Fap?

And he can burn in hell with all the rest of the demoncrats.

Oh well. He's a nigger so his argument is invalid I guess.

Neat smiley, but mine is better!

IWO JIMA MOTHAKAS

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

Excuse me, but OBAMA WANTS CHANGE

HE WANTS CHANGE

And he can burn in hell with all the rest of the demoncrats.

[BrianWarner]

Re: What is Fap?

Excuse me, but God doesn't change.

Excuse me, but OBAMA WANTS CHANGE

HE WANTS CHANGE

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

Hmm... yeah, that's sex, not masturbation. There's a difference. Also, I was under the impression that we were in the year 2010, not before the common era.

Excuse me, but God doesn't change.

Malachi 3:6
For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

Jesus does not change.

Hebrews 13:8
Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

My witnessing to ProudJew, the girl named David, "tiger woods" and others can be read here.

It's a good thread to fap to, even if it isn't about fapping.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

Just like people don't have children by their fathers, unless they weren't given the option. Which is rape. Which is illegal and wrong.

Lot was beloved by God, and he not only impregnated his daughters, he had previously offered them to a crowd of rapists. Clearly the current fashionable opinions on females and sexuality are contrary to the Bible:

Genesis 19:6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”

[BrianWarner]

Re: What is Fap?

That is indeed what atheism is. Lots of hate against the inevitable Truth of God's Love. When you fight against Love, it's because you're filled with hate.


Looks like you answered your own question, Brian.

Brian Warner is Marilyn Manson's real name. xD

The truth about Marilyn Manson is [Various non-religious unique obviously dark drivel removed].

If you want to learn more, please visit [Porn link removed].

Atheism isn't [Slanderous words removed] peaceful.

I must say though, I like your smileys, no lie.

[David McCoy]

Re: What is Fap?

Ever heard of Lot and his daughters?

*snip*

If people listened to you instead of the Bible, there would be no Ammonites or Moabites. What did they ever do to you?

Hmm... yeah, that's sex, not masturbation. There's a difference. Also, I was under the impression that we were in the year 2010, not before the common era. The way I understand it, back then, a certain someone by the name of Jonah was swallowed by a whale, right? But that doesn't happen anymore. Just like people don't have children by their fathers, unless they weren't given the option. Which is rape. Which is illegal and wrong.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

Who wants to masturbate with their family? Unless you're attracted to that sort of thing, which I'm pretty sure is a sin.

Ever heard of Lot and his daughters?

Genesis 19:30-38

"One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father."
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab [a] ; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi [b] ; he is the father of the Ammonites of today."


If people listened to you instead of the Bible, there would be no Ammonites or Moabites. What did they ever do to you?

[David McCoy]

Re: What is Fap?

I should hope that you don't fap together. That's just gross. Who wants to masturbate with their family? Unless you're attracted to that sort of thing, which I'm pretty sure is a sin.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

some had valid points, like those that included the definition of Fap, which is what this thread is about, no?

Don't worry, I'm going to split this off to a separate thread. As for the definition of fap, it's not in the dictionary, and no republican would masturbate while thinking of Sarah Palin, therefore "fap" means "honor" as in, "I can feel the holy spirit fapping to me" and "my family faps to Jesus together".

[TigerWoods]

Re: What is Fap?

You never saw the babblers because I delete their posts. My skills as a moderator are working against me. Is that the definition of Irony? I'm still waiting for the dictionary guy to come back and define it for us.

No, i did see the "babblers". Some were spammers, i admit, but some had valid points, like those that included the definition of Fap, which is what this thread is about, no?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: What is Fap?

Now we are "babblers" when, just like you, we want to speak for our own side of the argument?

You never saw the babblers because I delete their posts. My skills as a moderator are working against me. Is that the definition of Irony? I'm still waiting for the dictionary guy to come back and define it for us.

Get a... dictionary...So not only are you male-supremacists and homophobes, but you're also white supremacists? Oh, the irony kills me...

[TigerWoods]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm getting bored with witnessing to people who most likely will never be washed in the blood of the lamb. Those who wish to learn about Christianity are welcome to stay, but babblers will be banned.

Now we are "babblers" when, just like you, we want to speak for our own side of the argument? I have better things to do than argue with a semi-extremist that has NO tolerance AT ALL for ANYONE other than a fellow zealot. Excuse me while i go live my life.