[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Or rather: "fappable" means "cool" and "to fap" means "to find something/someone cool". ... It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!

Thank you for figuring that out Brother GOD=life!

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

I'd still like an answer though, if you don't mind.

I don't mind, but can you repeat the question to which you'd like an answer?

[UsinMaBrainMeats]

Re: What is Fap?

YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend. And that in turn is important to us. It's common for youngsters to have low self-esteem these days and think no one loves them, That's so sad, because the complete opposite is true!

Ok thats super. I don't have low self-esteem, but if i did i'm sure that would have been very useful. I'd still like an answer though, if you don't mind.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Jesus used to FAP.

No, Jesus Christ is fapped to. Jesus Christ Himself does not fap.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

... and move on to more important things...

YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend. And that in turn is important to us. It's common for youngsters to have low self-esteem these days and think no one loves them, That's so sad, because the complete opposite is true!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

You know what I like about this forum?
The freedom of speech and absolutely no censorship.
It's just so awesome.

Indeed. It must be novel to someone living in a commie hellhole.

[Wale_Konia]

Re: What is Fap?

You know what I like about this forum?
The freedom of speech and absolutely no censorship.
It's just so awesome.

[UsinMaBrainMeats]

Re: What is Fap?

Why not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:

Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.

Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.

And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

Now wouldn't that be faptastic?

Wow, this thread got pretty awkward. Should i assume you're doing this as a joke and move on to more important things or do you people honestly not get the meaning of "fap"? I'm sorry, its hard to tell whats sarcastic here.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Also, God=Life that is definitely not what "fap" means.

Why not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:

Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.

Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.

And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

Now wouldn't that be faptastic?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!

As is Sister Sarah Palin.

[UsinMaBrainMeats]

Re: What is Fap?

Post 474.

Are you stoned?

That said you've used the internet, not that you were up to date on culture. If you were we probably wouldn't be having this argument. And no i'm not stoned. I don't do drugs.

Also, God=Life that is definitely not what "fap" means.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

You certainly are, brother Enoch. That would be a great medal for your award line. "Familiar with today's culture". I'm not sure what image you would pick. Maybe a Sony Walkman?

Will that play my 8-tracks?

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

Okay, so "fap" means "cool" or "groovy" then in today's vernacular?

Or rather: "fappable" means "cool" and "to fap" means "to find something/someone cool". Or perhaps as in "I fap to you" should be compared to "I salute you".

"Sarah Palin is fappable" means "Sarah Palin is cool"
"I fap to Sarah Palin" means "I respect Sarah Palin a lot"
"I fap to your forum" means "I'm in awe of your forum"

It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!

[Nobar King]

Re: What is Fap?

I thought you just conceded that I am familiar with today's culture.

You certainly are, brother Enoch. That would be a great medal for your award line. "Familiar with today's culture". I'm not sure what image you would pick. Maybe a Sony Walkman?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: What is Fap?

When did i ever say that?

Post 474.

Are you stoned?