[HawkEye]

Re: What is Fap?

I would fap to all you rednecks if I could... But there is a 15 min Cooldown on my fapping abilities... If none of your understand what a Cooldown is, L2WoW

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm sorry but about the definition of "fap" i have to get in this conversation. On the internet, people on teenage chatrooms or forums or anything DO use "fap" to refer to masturbation. I was pretty offended that you started yelling at the guy who first pointed this out. Just because we know what it means does not make us perverted, we just get todays slang. If you have any more questions about terms used today that you don't understand i suggest Google or UbanDictionary. <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap> (url to "fap" definition if you were interested)

Also, none of this has to do with my opinion on Sarah Palin, i saw that came up in earlier posts.

Another disgusting teenager trying to tell us lies! You make the Baby Jesus cry with your perverted fantasies about Sister Palin.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

PS: Filter Decay and others should not think that because their sight and page-turning abilities are impaired by any of that, that they get a free pass not to reflect on the Bible™.

It's on tape now.

[UsinMaBrainMeats]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm sorry but about the definition of "fap" i have to get in this conversation. On the internet, people on teenage chatrooms or forums or anything DO use "fap" to refer to masturbation. I was pretty offended that you started yelling at the guy who first pointed this out. Just because we know what it means does not make us perverted, we just get todays slang. If you have any more questions about terms used today that you don't understand i suggest Google or UbanDictionary. <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap> (url to "fap" definition if you were interested)

Also, none of this has to do with my opinion on Sarah Palin, i saw that came up in earlier posts.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

No as they are not writing there own words they are not referring to themselves. The Son of Man is Jesus as stated when he forgave and healed the blasphemous man sick with palsy

Tell me. Does it hurt to be as pig ignorant as you are or is it truly bliss?

God is calling those Prophets the Son of Man or are you accusing them of lying?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

scary I can't believe how indoctrinated you all are. You are all free to practice your religion but please tone down the ultra right wing crazyness. It makes you no better then those you hate.

We hate no one. We love everyone and hope they will choose Jesus as their savior and go to Heaven with us.

fap means masturbate - it just does

No it does not. Stop trying to find porn everywhere.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

No as they are not writing there own words they are not referring to themselves. The Son of Man is Jesus as stated when he forgave and healed the blasphemous man sick with palsy

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

You made my year that is gonna give me laughs for quite a while thank you

You are most welcome. I will laugh for all eternity while watching you burn in hell while satan is sodomizing you .

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;493603]

Only the KJV1611 has been blessed by God himself. All other versions (and that includes Hebrew and Greek versions) are less accurate. If you would be capable of reading, this would explain it all to you: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

You made my year that is gonna give me laughs for quite a while thank you

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

Sir says what is okay, because those are from KJV, and the way it reads it says no man other than the son of man shall pass judgement on his fellow man.

The Son of Man? You mean the prophet Ezekiel or maybe Daniel?

Daniel 8:17
So he came near where I stood: and when he came, I was afraid, and fell upon my face: but he said unto me, Understand, O son of man: for at the time of the end shall be the vision.

Ezekiel 2:1
And he said unto me, Son of man, stand upon thy feet, and I will speak unto thee.

Ezekiel 5:1
And thou, son of man, take thee a sharp knife, take thee a barber's razor, and cause it to pass upon thine head and upon thy beard: then take thee balances to weigh, and divide the hair.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

question the Maker Himself

We never question God. God is always right. We leave questioning God's infinite wisdom to idiots like you.

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Are you saying there are ambiguities in the Word, friend? My Bible says it's okay.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

Sir says what is okay, because those are from KJV, and the way it reads it says no man other than the son of man shall pass judgement on his fellow man.

Are we saying it is not Boastful, Arrogant, or Prideful to pass judgement on a fellow creation of God. In doing so question the Maker Himself

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

again sir you prove just how much of an uneducated fool you are.

Well. At least I am educated enough to know sentences start with a capital letter. You said "I don't have the NIV" and I proved for everyone here to see that that was very stupid of you to say because your quote came right from the NIV. But I have no doubt you will produce more nonsense for us to laugh about.

Which just goes to show that any English translation can be called the one true accurate translation.

Only the KJV1611 has been blessed by God himself. All other versions (and that includes Hebrew and Greek versions) are less accurate. If you would be capable of reading, this would explain it all to you: Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

It is unfortunate your psychiatrist committed suicide after your last session but I have no doubt Obama will find a new psychiatrist for you to keep working on your problems.

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

a language that is still trying to be deciphered today.

That might explain a few things...

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

again sir you prove just how much of an uneducated fool you are. If you knew how to use google properly you would see that there are many different versions of Bible. To many for you to have searched through every single one, and state as a fact that the NIV is the only one with that translation.

The second way you prove it is by saying that the one you posted is accurate. The original word was written Aramaic, a language that is still trying to be deciphered today. Once more it was translated many times over by many different people. Which just goes to show that any English translation can be called the one true accurate translation.

Matthew 5:22
But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.