[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Again sir you are wrong

So we quote God and you conclude that we are wrong? So essentially you are saying God is wrong. I have news for you. God is not wrong. Ever. God is always right. But you are probably to arrogant to realize that.

Also you are using the wrong version of the Holy Bible. The New International Version is for gays. The words in the KJV1611 Holy Bible are too hard for you to read? Seven easy ways to tell the True Bible from the false ones.

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Again sir you are wrong lets go to lets go to Luke

"Father forgive them for they know not what they are doing"

39 One of the criminals who were hanged there was hurling abuse at Him, saying, "Are You not the Christ? Save Yourself and us!" 40 But the other answered, and rebuking him said, "Do you not even fear God, since you are under the same sentence of condemnation? 41 "And we indeed are suffering justly, for we are receiving what we deserve for our deeds; but this man has done nothing wrong." 42 And he was saying, "Jesus, remember me when You come in Your kingdom!" 43 And He said to him, "Truly I say to you, today you shall be with Me in Paradise."

After everything The son of Man went through his last act is to ask for forgiveness of his Torturous murder's, and to grant the thief next to him forgiveness.

Mark

"And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.”

Ephesians

“Get rid of all bitterness, rage and anger, brawling and slander, along with every form of malice. Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.”

Matthew

"If you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you"

[filterdecay]

Re: What is Fap?

scary I can't believe how indoctrinated you all are. You are all free to practice your religion but please tone down the ultra right wing crazyness. It makes you no better then those you hate.

fap means masturbate - it just does.

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

Wow you guys are so cookie cutter its unbelievable. TAKE YOUR OWN ADVISE Live the whole bible. To whoever mentioned trumping no verse out trumps another. This is not a game of Uecker accept the bible as whole. All of you need to pay special attention to the blasphemy sections. One day all of you will Stand before my Father and have to explain your blasphemy here in these very pages. To misinterpret the word and then spread it as lies is the exact same Idolatry.

The name of the game you are looking for is euchre and Jesus is always the big bower.

You will have to answer for every word you have uttered in front of MY Father.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

To misinterpret the word and then spread it as lies is the exact same Idolatry.

If you know that then why are you doing it anyway?

Oh and Old man it states very clearly that only one the son of man has the power to judge

So you ignore parts of the Holy Bible like: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.". Do you believe God intended you to use that part of the Holy Bible as toilet paper?

and forgive

So according to you people are not allowed to forgive each other? You are an even bigger idiot then I thought. But I forgive you for that. See what I did here? Or is your IQ too low to grasp this?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What is Fap?

Hell was never created for us, it was created for Satan, who fell from heaven and sinned first by believing he was greater than God.

That sir, is an outright lie.
Isa:14:9: Hell from beneath is moved for thee to meet thee at thy coming: it stirreth up the dead for thee, even all the chief ones of the earth; it hath raised up from their thrones all the kings of the nations.
Isa:14:10: All they shall speak and say unto thee, Art thou also become weak as we? art thou become like unto us?
Isa:14:11: Thy pomp is brought down to the grave, and the noise of thy viols: the worm is spread under thee, and the worms cover thee.
Isa:14:12: How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

You will note that in 14:9, it clearly says Hell stirs up the dead for Satan. Does this mean Hell was there and filled with souls before Satan's arrival? Yes! For 14:10 continues with the conversation between the inhabitants of Hell and the newly arrived Lucifer.

If God does not love us, why does he refer to us as His bride, in Matthew 25

Somewhat clearer, I feel in Matthew 9. Nevertheless, the answer to your error is that God loves the Godly, not us all.

Please read this: "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
I believe that is John 3:16

I am sad that you only "believe" that it is John3:16. It sounds that it was a lucky guess on your behalf. The covenant was, as I recall that those who accepted Christ would be Saved. Those who did not will receive their reward in the eternal pits of fire and brimstone (Luke and Revelation and many other books). So, does God love everyone? Does He love those who do not accept Him? Does he love the murderer and the covetous? The witch and the homosexual? No. He does not.

Your underlining is fine, however, your understanding is poor.

I bolded, underlined, and italicised it for you, so you wouldn't miss it.

Oh yes, God hates the boastful too...

I win again. NEXT

No sir, your soul loses.

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Oh and Old man it states very clearly that only one the son of man has the power to judge and forgive on earth. By this logic you are going to hell for falsely judging for this you would be stoned

fixed

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Oh and Old man it states very clearly that only one the son of man has the power to judge and forgive. By this logic you are going to hell for falsely judging for this you would be stoned

[The Real JC]

Re: What is Fap?

Our forum, our rules. Love it or leave.

Where does it state that it should not?

To save souls from eternal damnation to hell.

Please stop being silly. It makes you look like an idiot.

IF it's your forum, make it private, and kick me off. I promise I will not be offended.

It does state that you should not, You have read the Word of God, read the whole sentance. Matthew 5:7 and 9
7 Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
9Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called sons of God.

I was not being silly, only joyfull. Joy is a fruit of the Spirit of God. Smile. Not Cranky. It's fun.
Spread the Joy of the Lord!
Proverbs says Laughter is good like a medicine.

THE JOY OF THE LORD IS MY STRENGTH!!!

Brother Cranky, rejoice in the Lord!!!!
change your forum name to brother Joyfull Old Man!!!!

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Wow you guys are so cookie cutter its unbelievable. TAKE YOUR OWN ADVISE Live the whole bible. To whoever mentioned trumping no verse out trumps another. This is not a game of Uecker accept the bible as whole. All of you need to pay special attention to the blasphemy sections. One day all of you will Stand before my Father and have to explain your blasphemy here in these very pages. To misinterpret the word and then spread it as lies is the exact same Idolatry.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Yup, and if you intended this to be non public and to spew your judgement on your own, you should have kept it private, and not accessabile to us mere mortal unworthy trash type sinners.

Our forum, our rules. Love it or leave.

where does it stated that your righteous judgement of others has to be publicly announced?

Where does it state that it should not?

why should we judge?

To save souls from eternal damnation to hell.

Game. set. Match. NEXT

Please stop being silly. It makes you look like an idiot.

[The Real JC]

Re: What is Fap?

Now you are deliberatly bringing up sad memories.

I can assure you from personal experience it's (unfortunately) not required for anyone to really love their bride.

Which of my files have you accessed? I must ask you to cease and desist.

I am unsure of these sad memories you speak of. I apologize, I meant no harm. The Bible clearly states we are his bride and he loves us. That is all.
I am sad for you, as you seem to not have experienced true love, and surely, I wish for you to experience God's true love. Seek his face, and pray, ask Him to show you His love. He will, I garuntee it. Agape Love, unconditional. Look it up.
Peace be with you all, and may all of you experience God's love in His way, and personal to you!

[The Real JC]

Re: What is Fap?

We call them as we see them, we do not waste time on political correctness. All we care about is biblical correctness.

Really? That is a tad disappointing, I would have loved to own the entire Internet.

But you are on our forum here, and if you want to know your rights here just look: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39

Yup, and if you intended this to be non public and to spew your judgement on your own, you should have kept it private, and not accessabile to us mere mortal unworthy trash type sinners.
I will agree that righteous judgement is allowed by God as it states in the Bibble, but where does it stated that your righteous judgement of others has to be publicly announced? That is not meek, that is not kind, and that is not the love and acceptance Jesus Himself taught. John 3:17 says:
"For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him."
So if He who was so worthy and able to judge and condem, did not, and in turn chose to die for our sins to save us, OUT OF LOVE....wait for it.....
why should we judge?

Game. set. Match. NEXT

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

If God does not love us, why does he refer to us as His bride, in Matthew 25

Now you are deliberatly bringing up sad memories.

I can assure you from personal experience it's (unfortunately) not required for anyone to really love their bride.

Which of my files have you accessed? I must ask you to cease and desist.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

Hell was never created for us, it was created for Satan, who fell from heaven and sinned first by believing he was greater than God.

You're wrong: Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"