[Patrickkk]

Re: What is Fap?

At that point I admit that I got a little frustrated and told them to open the Bible..... guess what...... "opening the Bible" is slang for *** deleted ***

I googled that. That's made up. =_= The kids were messing with you. Circles was made up too. Kids have their own sense of humour that generally centres around sex.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

After using google, I found that "FAP" was first used in anime books as a sound of masturbation.

That's not surprising. Anime is the work of the Devil. Search this forum for "anime" and you will find out.

I maintain that a pervert can find a sexual connotation in anything.

For example, I said to youngsters that I was excited about reading the Bible and they said "excited" is another word for "aroused" nowadays. Then I said that I didn't know that word had that meaning in some circles and then they laughed, saying that "circles" has a sexual connotation as well.

At that point I admit that I got a little frustrated and told them to open the Bible..... guess what...... "opening the Bible" is slang for *** deleted ***

So really, with that in mind, I do not find it surprising at all that some of you maintain that even a dignified word like "fap" has a sexual connotation.

[Patrickkk]

Re: What is Fap?

Sigh. We're not perverts, alright? We're not sick minded people who just want to spread some kind of pornographic agenda (Well, I'm not), personally, I hate masturbation, but fap is just a term used on the internet that is the sound of masturbation. Please, believe me, is something is fappable, it is NOT cool, it's arousing. Can we please just believe us? We spend a lot of time on the intenet. Ask anyone who is on it, hell, some people who aren't on it even know about it now, fap = masturbate.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: What is Fap?

not as simple as some of the people in this site.

I appreciate the unintentional irony you have displayed here. You have come very close to amusing me.

[god hates us all]

Re: What is Fap?

oi vey, a whole site of closed minded yankie wankers, fap is wanking, simple as that, mind you not as simple as some of the people in this site.

[Grant Imahara]

Re: What is Fap?

A pervert can find some sexual meaning in pretty much anything. Even the term "opening a book" can mean something sexual or "poking fun at a person".

True Christians aren't perverts obviously.

How ever true that might be. After using google, I found that "FAP" was first used in anime books as a sound of masturbation.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

If the word fap were to mean "Mastubate", what do you think anyone who is web savvy would think after reading

A pervert can find some sexual meaning in pretty much anything. Even the term "opening a book" can mean something sexual or "poking fun at a person".

True Christians aren't perverts obviously.

[Empires_Fall]

Re: What is Fap?

I would not count on it, buddy.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

I'm going for a fap right now, as your words have powerful meaning to me.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: What is Fap?

I hear ya brother, may be Sister Kitty can help us FAP for her and Sarah.

I would not count on it, buddy.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Grant Imahara]

Re: What is Fap?

If the word fap were to mean "Mastubate", what do you think anyone who is web savvy would think after reading
"I fap to the bible"
"Fap to god"
"god is fappable"
In the sense that they were lead here by this website.
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[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What is Fap?

But the bible is right "word for word", according to you; So here is a juxtaposition. Unless of course you have no problem is stoning your children until their dead, then there is no logical fallacy,

If it wasn't for those pesky secular laws we would be stoning rebellious children, dear. And homosexuals too. Oh, how I'd love to hiff a few rocks at that lot! Probably best to stone the children first though -- warm up my throwing arm -- and then stone the homos. Glory!

and I am completely wrong

Indeed.

and I should have never posted.

Perhaps, but you're here now so you might as well make a go of it.

After which I should convert to Christianity, because I am "Unsaved Trash".

That is quite possibly the best idea you've ever had. Praise!

[evolution-is-RIGHT]

Re: What is Fap?

I didn't say I was gay...I just implied that there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual. With the assumption that the definition of "wrong" is the modern value of the word wrong which is going against social, ethical and moral values. Which is to say that "Beating your child is wrong". Even though the bible says somewhere that you should stone your children till death if they talk back to authority or their parents. But the bible is right "word for word", according to you; So here is a juxtaposition. Unless of course you have no problem is stoning your children until their dead, then there is no logical fallacy, and I am completely wrong and I should have never posted. After which I should convert to Christianity, because I am "Unsaved Trash".

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

what's wrong with being gay?

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[evolution-is-RIGHT]

Re: What is Fap?

You should find this interesting. watch it to the end. it is truly sinful, and to know how to deal with the enemy, you must experience them fully.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXfmjMlPEic

BTW
what's wrong with being gay?

[Grant Imahara]

Re: What is Fap?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap

That shows that modern slang doesn't show it as a term of endearment.