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  • Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You are a funny fellow, I have to give you that. My fun will be watching you burn in hell for all eternity .
    I know I'm funny, but thanks. Hell has great sand beaches..........

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      how does the infraction points system work? And can I see my total please?

      Just wondering how good I'm doing..

      Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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        Wow! The noodz code works here.

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
          Wow! The noodz code works here.

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          It should be 10 minutes between posts for you. I'll have to ask someone what went wrong.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            It should be 10 minutes between posts for you. I'll have to ask someone what went wrong.
            you should ask the priest that fondled you.........

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            • Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
              Just wondering how good I'm doing.
              You are doing very well. The fires of hell will be extra hot for you .
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                you should ask the priest that fondled you.........
                You're confusing us with ring kissing papists. We aren't the kiddie fiddlers.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  You're confusing us with ring kissing papists. We aren't the kiddie fiddlers.
                  hmmm, well, keep repressing your true feelings and hiding in that closet

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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    You "Baptist" folk are very One sided. I mean Everytime some post something you Lable it "Gay Porn" to make yourselfs feel better Well I have News for you, The things you say will also make you Sinners. I was already Banned today. The words that I recieved in my "Ban" are the words that would make you all Go to Hell. I hope All of you dirty FUCKS Burn In hell, Ill save you a spot, <---- Get Smileie for a "Baptist Forum" BTW


                    I would like to see you call this gay Porn

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                      hmmm, well, keep repressing your true feelings and hiding in that closet
                      We do not have to hide our love for Jesus.

                      Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Godslover View Post
                        I would like to see you call this gay Porn
                        Let's call it what it is: porn.

                        Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                        You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                        And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          God is fake. What happens when you Die? Does anyone know? I do!!

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Godslover View Post
                            God is genuine. What happens when you Die? Does anyone know? I do!!
                            I do too. We go to Heaven, you go to hell .
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              We do not have to hide our love for Jesus.

                              Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
                              I was referring to your faggotry, old dude

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
                                I was referring to your faggotry, old dude
                                I am not gay my poor misguided friend. I have a wife, 9 sons and many grandsons.

                                Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                                You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                                And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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