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Re: What is Fap?
You certainly are, brother Enoch. That would be a great medal for your award line. "Familiar with today's culture". I'm not sure what image you would pick. Maybe a Sony Walkman?Originally posted by Brother Enoch View PostI thought you just conceded that I am familiar with today's culture.
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Okay, so "fap" means "cool" or "groovy" then in today's vernacular?
Or rather: "fappable" means "cool" and "to fap" means "to find something/someone cool". Or perhaps as in "I fap to you" should be compared to "I salute you".
"Sarah Palin is fappable" means "Sarah Palin is cool"
"I fap to Sarah Palin" means "I respect Sarah Palin a lot"
"I fap to your forum" means "I'm in awe of your forum"
It's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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That said you've used the internet, not that you were up to date on culture. If you were we probably wouldn't be having this argument. And no i'm not stoned. I don't do drugs.Originally posted by Brother Enoch View PostPost 474.
Are you stoned?
Also, God=Life that is definitely not what "fap" means.Comment
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As is Sister Sarah Palin.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostIt's good to know the "hip" words of today's yought. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!
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Why not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View Post
Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.
Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.
And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Now wouldn't that be faptastic?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Wow, this thread got pretty awkward. Should i assume you're doing this as a joke and move on to more important things or do you people honestly not get the meaning of "fap"? I'm sorry, its hard to tell whats sarcastic here.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostWhy not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:
Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.
Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.
And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Now wouldn't that be faptastic?Comment
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You know what I like about this forum?
The freedom of speech and absolutely no censorship.
It's just so awesome.Comment
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Indeed. It must be novel to someone living in a commie hellhole.Originally posted by Wale_Konia View Post
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YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend. And that in turn is important to us. It's common for youngsters to have low self-esteem these days and think no one loves them, That's so sad, because the complete opposite is true!Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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No, Jesus Christ is fapped to. Jesus Christ Himself does not fap.Originally posted by PetrolI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Ok thats super. I don't have low self-esteem, but if i did i'm sure that would have been very useful. I'd still like an answer though, if you don't mind.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostComment
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I don't mind, but can you repeat the question to which you'd like an answer?Originally posted by UsinMaBrainMeats View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Thank you for figuring that out Brother GOD=life!Originally posted by GOD=life View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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