[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

And no, writing is NOT pornography.

So "Justine" by Marquis de Sade was NOT pornography?

Um, OK.

And I guess the song "Lick My Love Pump" isn't pornographic either? Because it's in the saddest of all keys?

You Sir are a blithering idiot.

[Maynard Staley]

Re: What is Fap?

In my short time here, I am appalled by the Godless heretics who dirty these pages with there poisonous lies of self gratification!

I hope that I might one day be an Ex-Masturbator, but you attempt to corrupt the meaning of a fine word such as FAP with a despicable act, the same way the vile queers ruined the meaning of the word gay.

I certainly do not find you or your sinful propaganda fappable.

[Patrickkk]

Re: What is Fap?

Wide, YOU are a blithering idiot if you refuse to believe that fap is a word meaning to masturbate. You will get laughed at copiously if you use it to mean cool >.<

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

Wide, YOU are a blithering idiot if you refuse to believe that fap is a word meaning to masturbate. You will get laughed at copiously if you use it to mean cool >.<

1) show me where I posted such a thing
2) have you read "Justine"?

Answer me, before making a bigger fool of yourself.

And it's "Pastor Wide-Open" to you punk.

[Patrickkk]

Re: What is Fap?

1) You imply it =_=
2) No, I haven't. Have you?

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

2) No, I haven't. Have you?

Of course.

[FacePsalm]

Re: What is Fap?

So I was recently on a website called FunnyJunk, this is a place where users post pictures or videos that they find humorous. While there I stumbled upon this- (Porn link deleted). I'm sorry guys but I just have to set things straight. I don't know where you got your information from but fap does NOT mean awesome or cool. To fap is to masturbate. "Fap" refers to the sound your fist makes while doing so. If you don't believe me check it out for yourself.

[Patrickkk]

Re: What is Fap?

Please, educate me on why a pastor would have read pornography (Yes, I do accept it as porn, but UD isn't porn)?

[Derpity]

Re: What is Fap?

Wow you are all a bunch of ignorant philistine faggots. "Fap" means to masturbate.

Also Sarah Palin is a dumbfuck hillbilly that has no political future. But I'm sure plenty of people would love to fap, a.k.a. masturbate, to her

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

I don't think these are "sick perverts" Brother Sheep,,, I think these are men of the cloth. I think these are men that are having a great time with the Lord's Word. FAP to Live, Live to FAP.

[jaerfxck]

Re: What is Fap?

I've read this entire post and this is the only reply I will bother to waste time writing. Your beliefs and views on this whole "fap" thing is pretty pathetic. Fap originated in anime books as the 'sound effect' for male masturbation. Get over it, it's not a "holy" word and it NEVER WAS. It's always meant the same thing.

The people posting the real meaning were trying to set you guys straight. If you go out into public and hand someone your bible and tell them it's "fappable" you are going to be slapped silly or just laughed at horribly.

As for the one person who posted, saying how the gays ruined that word as well... get over yourself. They did not coin the term to describe themselves, the rest of society did.

To the person who said they would enjoy stoning the children who disobey... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? You are sick, twisted people if you honestly would do such a horrible thing. If anyone is going to hell, it's you.

To top this all off, THERE IS NO GOD!

But, to make you idiots feel better about yours: according to 99% of bibles out there, god created man and woman, supposedly perfect. But he gave them the ability to feel temptation and also made a nice big apple tree and then told them not to take from it. He also then allowed a damn snake, which is apparently "the devil" to further the temptation.

Saying that there is a god, is like saying we're all characters in a giant game of The Sims. One big, invisible idiot up in the sky is controlling every single one of us for his own entertainment. He laughs as we "sin" and kill each other.

Nice god you got there, guys.

Get a life.

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

I've read this entire post and this is the only reply I will bother to waste time writing.

You are an unsaved soul and will be reckoned with. Unsaved soul,,,,,where's that trademark thingie?

[Answeringthequestion]

Re: What is Fap?

I don't understand why you refuse to believe the truth. Are you so ignorant that you all believe that anything you don't understand is false? Several dozen people have come here and told you people, the truth and yet you refuse to listen and maintain your own beliefs even though there is logic, reason, and truth behind what they say. Is this what you want to represent Christianity as? A bunch of whackos who refuse to believe anyone's word but God's. ?

[jaerfxck]

Re: What is Fap?

You are an unsaved soul and will be reckoned with. Unsaved soul,,,,,where's that trademark thingie?

This is too funny not to reply to.

I am, infact, an unsaved soul.
But trust me, honey... the assimilate emoticon is pathetic.
Nice way to promote your brainwashing tactics.

[ladyluck777]

Re: What is Fap?

I've been following this and the only thing I can do is shake my head. Stoning children? Talking as if women are lower than animals? You people are the ones who turn others away from religion. You take a book that has been written by MAN, then translated hundreds of times and rewritten (of course things were conveniently lost in translation or a sentence added here and there) and take every word literally instead of enjoying the world given to us. Also, Quit trying to play god and condone us to hell, apparently I'm there already since I listen to punk rock.

p.s. Fap=M'ing. Get it into your thick, religion clogged brains.
p.p.s., Get your pamphlet handing religious prostitutes off my school's street corner, I'm tired of having to throw away your crap.