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  • Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
    *bows*
    STAND UP YOU LITTLE HARLOT!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      STAND UP YOU LITTLE HARLOT!
      I'm glad you come to the conclusion that I am a harlot despite the fact you know nothing of me.

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      • Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
        I'm glad you come to the conclusion that I am a harlot despite the fact you know nothing of me.
        They always assume something your not. Even when it is clear they know nothing about you, but they still insist that they are right about you when they are clearly wrong.

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Uh..... What else would Christianity be? You believe that Jesus Christ died for your sins and that God gave you a book of life instructions.

          I'm confused, what exactly do you think Christianity is?
          Let me get this straight: unless God comes down from heaven and personally tells you something, then its not true?

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          • Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
            Yeah Sarah Palin is really stupid.
            Unlike, of course, Marilyn Manson who draws inspiration from a convicted serial murderer.

            Here is the role model of "Coma Black":



            Wow, looks like quite the philosopher!

            He puts on even more lipstick than a prostitute! That's YOUR role model, pal.

            But of course, we "know nothing" about you. Just that you admire the Devil.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
              They always assume something your not. Even when it is clear they know nothing about you, but they still insist that they are right about you when they are clearly wrong.
              kind of llike how they always assume the bible is right?

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                kind of llike how they always assume the bible is right?
                The KJV 1611 Bible, yes.

                It's like how you assume that gravitational pull will always be towards heavier bodies of mass.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  The KJV 1611 Bible, yes.

                  It's like how you assume that gravitational pull will always be towards heavier bodies of mass.
                  *glances around* well I don't see anyone floating about, do you?

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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    First there are those who tell us to calm down, then there are "blithering idiots" such as Wide-Open who insult us and call us harlots for doing nothing but bowing?
                    Hypocrisy at its finest.

                    To God=Life, to simply associate anyone who does not believe God's word with people who you think as distasteful is, to me, infantile. Maybe we hate that woman as much as you do? And where, oh where did we ever call her a philosopher?

                    How about we play by your rules then?
                    You look ugly. So you are dumb.


                    Back on topic - the verb "to fap", literally means "to masturbate", it is derived from anime as the noise that is made when a male does his thing. It was NEVER coined by anyone, or anything, else as "cool", like the word "gay".
                    The reason you have so many "devils" flocking here is simply to help you see this.

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      the fact that you deleted acceptingofeverone's post shows how ignorant you people are. Are you really so afraid of other ideals that you have to remove them?

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        You are so screwed.... sorry man.
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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          piffle YOU YOU HORRIBLE IGNORANT cooterS I HOPE YOU ALL piffleING DIE AND BURN IN A FIERY PIT FAGS. YOU STUPID ASS cooterS. piffle YOU YOUR WORSE THAN A BUNCH OF NIGGERS!

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                            *glances around* well I don't see anyone floating about, do you?
                            While glancing around, did you also notice that everything you look at exists?

                            Originally posted by Nightrunex View Post
                            To God=Life, to simply associate anyone who does not believe God's word with people who you think as distasteful is, to me, infantile.
                            It appears you are doing the exact thing you're accusing me of. That's hypocricy.

                            Originally posted by Nightrunex View Post
                            Maybe we hate that woman as much as you do? And where, oh where did we ever call her a philosopher?
                            "Her?" It's a male!

                            And secondly, I responded to the person who expressed support for this "male". Thus, I made no assumptions whatsoever.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Acceptingofeveryone. View Post
                              [...]piffle YOU YOU HORRIBLE IGNORANT cooterS I HOPE YOU ALL piffleING DIE AND BURN IN A FIERY PIT FAGS. YOU STUPID ASS cooterS. piffle YOU YOUR WORSE THAN A BUNCH OF NIGGERS!
                              ..and here, dear readers, is where we see the true colors of the hateful, racist, atheist. The vile creature without morals and filled with anger.

                              A sad case who needs to find Jesus.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                I have to agree with them (Other than the last part of Acceptingofeveryone's post - Stop appealing to FunnyJunk)

                                It is obvious you deleted his post because he engages in activities you see to be of the devil, evil or satan's work.
                                This is what the youth of today does. It is sick of being constricted and forced to do this or that by rules that are enforced by people who mis-interpret the bible.
                                I, a non-christian, have read the Bible. It is a collection of stories, not a rulebook with which to live your life.

                                The aims of every good religion is to love your family, love your friends and love those you don't know. Be accepting, for a change, don't just revoke people for who they are.
                                Or else, you're no better than the KKK. Yes, I did just compare you to them.
                                FEEL THE BURN.

                                And to the woman who emphasizes on stoning children. You're a sick animal who doesn't deserve to even leave your cage.

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