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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22352

    #496
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Wale_Konia View Post
    Yes, we are all perverts and we will rot in hell.
    Why not fix that, fap to the Holy Bible and go to Heaven instead?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Tom Sawyer
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      • Mar 2010
      • 7

      #497
      Re: What is Fap?

      Wow!, thanks, that avatar is really cool!

      *** dirty words removed ***
      Last edited by Wide-Open; 03-27-2010, 11:41 AM. Reason: Dirty words removed
      Proverbs 26:3
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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      • Tom Sawyer
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        • Mar 2010
        • 7

        #498
        Re: What is Fap?

        and even a signature? guys, you're to good for me, thanks
        Proverbs 26:3
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22352

          #499
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
          and even a signature? guys, you're to good for me, thanks
          And now it is time for you to stop being gay!

          Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Tom Sawyer
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            • Mar 2010
            • 7

            #500
            Re: What is Fap?

            oh, excuse me for being myself, Cranky Old Man.
            i feel sorry, that everywhere you (all of you) see faggotry. i think that it may have base on your subconscious, but - freud was probably gay and jew.
            Proverbs 26:3
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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            • Goobr54
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              • Mar 2010
              • 11

              #501
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              YOU are important to Jesus Christ, friend.
              And that's the Savior I know.

              Yeah, I'm one of the noobies that came to your site from multiple postings of this thread on the 'net. To the men that are part of Landover, this thread is going viral as you well know. Great publicity for our Savior, The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost.

              I'm well versed at how internet forums work,,,, I know you, you know me, I know him, he's knows you,,,,, it's the "good ole boy network" and there is nothing wrong with that. It's family,,, we know that. What worries me is that there is no room for interpretation. It seems that here, you guys don't want anyone else entering your domain. Maybe you don't and maybe I am out of line here but I am a Brother in Christ and wanted to share my views.

              Back on topic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the "M" thing really is what the topic refers to in today's jargon. Sad fact, but it is what it is. It's not an acronym.

              Too bad I found your forum under these pretenses but in the same rite, I'm glad I found your forum for inspiration.

              If I may close my post with this please,,,, it's my last ode to Daddy, what a Christian "man" he was.

              John 16:5-7 (King James Version)


              5But now I go my way to him that sent me; and none of you asketh me, Whither goest thou?
              6But because I have said these things unto you, sorrow hath filled your heart.
              7Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.
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              • tjac225
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                • Mar 2010
                • 2

                #502
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Why not fix that, fap to the Holy Bible and go to Heaven instead?
                so it's not a sin to self-satisfy yourself to the bible? I'd think it's accomplishing the same thing.

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #503
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Reading the KJV 1611 Bible is a very satisfying exercise, yes.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Goobr54
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 11

                    #504
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by tjac225 View Post
                    so it's not a sin to self-satisfy yourself to the bible? I'd think it's accomplishing the same thing.
                    That didn't make any sense,,, clarification please?

                    There are some things that are better left at home. Use a bit of discretion.
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                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952

                      #505
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Goobr54 View Post
                      And that's the Savior I know.

                      Yeah, I'm one of the noobies that came to your site from multiple postings of this thread on the 'net. To the men that are part of Landover, this thread is going viral as you well know. Great publicity for our Savior, The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost.

                      I'm well versed at how internet forums work,,,, I know you, you know me, I know him, he's knows you,,,,, it's the "good ole boy network" and there is nothing wrong with that. It's family,,, we know that. What worries me is that there is no room for interpretation. It seems that here, you guys don't want anyone else entering your domain. Maybe you don't and maybe I am out of line here but I am a Brother in Christ and wanted to share my views.

                      Back on topic,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the "M" thing really is what the topic refers to in today's jargon. Sad fact, but it is what it is. It's not an acronym.

                      Too bad I found your forum under these pretenses but in the same rite, I'm glad I found your forum for inspiration.

                      If I may close my post with this please,,,, it's my last ode to Daddy, what a Christian "man" he was.

                      John 16:5-7 (King James Version)


                      5But now I go my way to him that sent me; and none of you asketh me, Whither goest thou?
                      6But because I have said these things unto you, sorrow hath filled your heart.
                      7Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.

                      Nice to meet your friend! As you stated in your post, even though you found us via a slang word for onanism, it is a good thing you are here. This is the most Godly site of all on the world wide webs.

                      As this was your first post, could I ask you a favor? Would you find the Introduction Forum and start a thread there? Tell us more about yourself, like what church you attend, how long you think you have been saved, how many sons your wife has blessed you with, that sort of thing.
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Goobr54
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                        • Mar 2010
                        • 11

                        #506
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        Nice to meet your friend! As you stated in your post, even though you found us via a slang word for onanism, it is a good thing you are here. This is the most Godly site of all on the world wide webs.

                        As this was your first post, could I ask you a favor? Would you find the Introduction Forum and start a thread there? Tell us more about yourself, like what church you attend, how long you think you have been saved, how many sons your wife has blessed you with, that sort of thing.
                        I'd be happy to Professor Bessemer. Please give me a few minutes Sir. I will post the link back here when I finish.
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                        • tjac225
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 2

                          #507
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Goobr54 View Post
                          That didn't make any sense,,, clarification please?

                          There are some things that are better left at home. Use a bit of discretion.
                          Cranky old man said to fap to the bible. I was just saying isn't that still wrong?

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                          • Mistress Cookie
                            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6790

                            #508
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Goobr54 View Post
                            To the men...I'm well versed at how internet forums work,,,, I know you, you know me, I know him, he's knows you,,,,, it's the "good ole boy network" and there is nothing wrong with that.
                            If I may say, I find it verging on suspect that you choose to associate exclusively with other males.

                            What's going on with that

                            We've seen your type here before.

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263

                              #509
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by tjac225 View Post
                              Cranky old man said to fap to the bible. I was just saying isn't that still wrong?
                              What's wrong is that you didn't capitalize "Bible". You should certainly fap to God, it will get you in Heaven.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • Goobr54
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 11

                                #510
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                                If I may say, I find it verging on suspect that you choose to associate exclusively with other males.

                                What's going on with that

                                We've seen your type here before.
                                Pretty much because I haven't had very good luck with the ladies lately. That's my problem, not yours. Guys sorta, kinda understand that. Besides, what are you doing here if you're a female? As I understand the hierarchy of the forum, "No homosexuals or women allowed"? It says that very thing in the subject line? Forgive me if I am wrong please. I'm a noobie still learning the ropes.

                                Professor Bessemer
                                My introduction is here Sir.
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