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  • Grant Imahara
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    • Mar 2010
    • 5

    #541
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    That's not surprising. Anime is the work of the Devil. Search this forum for "anime" and you will find out.

    I maintain that a pervert can find a sexual connotation in anything.

    For example, I said to youngsters that I was excited about reading the Bible and they said "excited" is another word for "aroused" nowadays. Then I said that I didn't know that word had that meaning in some circles and then they laughed, saying that "circles" has a sexual connotation as well.

    At that point I admit that I got a little frustrated and told them to open the Bible..... guess what...... "opening the Bible" is slang for *** deleted ***

    So really, with that in mind, I do not find it surprising at all that some of you maintain that even a dignified word like "fap" has a sexual connotation.
    Unfortunately, your use for it has been out weighed by the chinks.

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #542
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by Patrick View Post
      I googled that. That's made up. =_= The kids were messing with you. Circles was made up too. Kids have their own sense of humour that generally centres around sex.
      I wonder if they'll be laughing when they're burning in Hell.

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      • Patrickkk
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        • Mar 2010
        • 21

        #543
        Re: What is Fap?

        Ahhh, so that's how Christianity works. If you enjoy the 80 short years you have on this plane of existence, you go to hell. What a benevolent and loving God you have.

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        • Grant Imahara
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          • Mar 2010
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          #544
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          I wonder if they'll be laughing when they're burning in Hell.
          They probably will.

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          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #545
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Patrick View Post
            Ahhh, so that's how Christianity works. If you enjoy the 80 short years you have on this plane of existence, you go to hell. What a benevolent and loving God you have.
            One can enjoy their brief existence here without sinning, you know. I was born in an igloo during a blizzard. In August. I have never known indoor plumbing. I have only 12 children, as the Lord saw fit to strike me barren 6 years ago. But I have a Godly husband who corrects me daily, sometimes hourly, and a KJV Bible from which I learned English, and have been Saved. How can I not be content? How can I not be happy? The thought of needing to sin to be happy is not amusing.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • Empires_Fall
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              • Mar 2010
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              #546
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
              One can enjoy their brief existence here without sinning, you know. I was born in an igloo during a blizzard. In August. I have never known indoor plumbing. I have only 12 children, as the Lord saw fit to strike me barren 6 years ago. But I have a Godly husband who corrects me daily, sometimes hourly, and a KJV Bible from which I learned English, and have been Saved. How can I not be content? How can I not be happy? The thought of needing to sin to be happy is not amusing.

              Yet on your first day on this forum, you are posting in the men's section!?!
              "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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              • Sister Kitty
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2010
                • 857

                #547
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by Empires_Fall View Post
                Yet on your first day on this forum, you are posting in the men's section!?!
                I did not realize that. As a woman, I am not good with technology. I shall ask my husband to discipline me, and I apologize to the Christian men here for my inadvertent intrusion.

                That does not include you.
                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                • roflchopter
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 1

                  #548
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Fap is [filth removed]. It is not some youth lingo for cool nor groovy. You my good sir may now coincede to fap peacefully.

                  Ex: Sarah Palin is fappable= Sarah Palin looks sexy so I will [more filth removed].
                  Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 03-28-2010, 01:54 PM. Reason: Removed that which offends JESUS

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                  • SATAN1
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 1

                    #549
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    fap means to masterbate. I have no idea why you ppl would think that is means to praise something. If someone says that they're fapping to Sarah Palin, it means that they're masterbating to her.

                    you must be sick and disgusting people if you want to fap to god.....unless god is a girl.

                    If you ban me, it only means that your gonna burn in hell for rejecting someone's opinion.

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #550
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by SATAN1 View Post
                      fap means to masterbate.
                      Obviously, it doesn't. We cleared that up a dozen pages ago.

                      Originally posted by SATAN1 View Post
                      If someone says that they're fapping to Sarah Palin, it means that they're masterbating to her.
                      IF that is the case: did they a) ask Sarah Palin's permission and b) do they realize it's sinful what they're doing?

                      Originally posted by SATAN1 View Post
                      you must be sick and disgusting people if you want to fap to god.....unless god is a girl.
                      There is nothing wrong with fapping to God, provided that one does not use the bastardized meaning of "fap" that perverts use.

                      Perverts hijacked the word "fap" just like they hijacked a lot of other words for their nefarious purposes.

                      Originally posted by SATAN1 View Post
                      If you ban me, it only means that your gonna burn in hell for rejecting someone's opinion.
                      Can you cite Scripture from the KJV 1611 Bible supporting this claim?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Answeringthequestion
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                        • Mar 2010
                        • 5

                        #551
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        I am just going to say something:

                        Whether you like it or not, "fap" is a term [porn links deleted] If you are going to question the validity of Urban Dictionary dont. Everything on there is true

                        Don't shoot the messenger. This is the truth whether or not you like it. Ban me if you want, that will just show how unaccepting you are of anything you do not understand. Thank you.
                        Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 03-28-2010, 05:33 PM.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22352

                          #552
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Answeringthequestion View Post
                          If you are going to question the validity of Urban Dictionary dont. Everything on there is true
                          So you believe in a porn site? We choose to believe in the Holy Bible instead.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Patrickkk
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                            • Mar 2010
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                            #553
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Cranky, give me one example of porn on urban dictionary. Just one, and I'll accept that statement.

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                            • Wide-Open
                              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 18449

                              #554
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Patrick View Post
                              Cranky, give me one example of porn on urban dictionary. Just one, and I'll accept that statement.
                              Their explanation of the word "fap".

                              Case closed.
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • Patrickkk
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                                • Mar 2010
                                • 21

                                #555
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Pornography - Photos, pictures and videos of sexual acts. There are no photos pictures or videos of any sexual acts on that site. And no, writing is NOT pornography. A graph is a visual representation as opposed to a text representation.

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