[Jpagan]

Re: What is Fap?

Fap is a short slang term for masturbation. Feel free to "fap" whenever you have the time as it's healthy and reduces the risk of cancer

Well this brings up two questions: 1 is fapping just one time enough to condemn you straight to hell or does it take multiple offenses, or maybe only if your addicted and keep doing it?

2: as to it's correlation to cancer I can not attest. However I do know that fapping and then waiting a few days before intercourse increases chances of pregnancy and a healthy baby because you've expelled older/fallow reproductive material which is followed by a rapid replenishment.

2a: So wouldn't it be acceptable to fap and then have intercourse with your wife to help propagate more True Christian Children?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What is Fap?

I took our little friend's advice and Googled "FAP".

Would you believe there's a FAP gene, according to scienticians?

Entrez Gene summary for FAP:

The protein encoded by this gene is a homodimeric integral membrane gelatinase belonging to the serine protease family. It is selectively expressed in reactive stromal fibroblasts of epithelial cancers, granulation tissue of healing wounds, and malignant cells of bone and soft tissue sarcomas. This protein is thought to be involved in the control of fibroblast growth or epithelial-mesenchymal interactions during development, tissue repair, and epithelial carcinogenesis. (provided by RefSeq)

Disgusting.

[Nobar King]

Re: What is Fap?

I'd rather die of cancer and go to heaven than risk spending an eternity in hell because I played with my tallywhacker.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: What is Fap?

Fap is a short slang term for masturbation. Feel free to "fap" whenever you have the time as it's healthy and reduces the risk of cancer

[Bob4God]

Re: What is Fap?

9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Oh, shout GLORY!

And who could forget GOD's passionate mercy and justice for the children, as described in Isaiah?

Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished. - Isaiah 13:16

Baby stomping is indeed one of my favorite Bible study topics!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What is Fap?

I looked it up and FAP stands for "Fair Access Policy," which is employed by my internets service provider to make sure everybody has their fair share of the internet access.

This is something that does happen everyday, apparently, and can occur whilst praying. I do not see your point.

Now onto more Biblical matters.

Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. - Hosea 13:16

Have you chosen your username because you were inspired by this verse?

It is one of my personal favorites!

AMEN Psalm 137:9 is wonderful as well.
Psalm 137:9

King James Version (KJV)

9Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


Remember this little ditty.

[Bob4God]

Re: What is Fap?

Fapping, like praying, is an activity you shouls engage in everyday. Sometimes while you,re praying

I looked it up and FAP stands for "Fair Access Policy," which is employed by my internets service provider to make sure everybody has their fair share of the internet access.

This is something that does happen everyday, apparently, and can occur whilst praying. I do not see your point.

Now onto more Biblical matters.

Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. - Hosea 13:16

Have you chosen your username because you were inspired by this verse?

It is one of my personal favorites!

[BabyStomper]

Re: What is Fap?

Fapping, like praying, is an activity you shouls engage in everyday. Sometimes while you,re praying

[Kenny Bell]

Re: What is Fap?

Here you are Brother, http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/o...fe-hunting.htm

[Levi Jones]

Re: What is Fap?

You do realize that you could have just looked it up on any web browser instead of asking on a public forum.

Disgusting pornographic potty mouthed site deleted.

^^^ Is commonly used for people that are curious about slang.

You're asking the wrong kind of people when you go to sites like that. We try to keep our topics and sources godly.

[Debate]

Re: What is Fap?

You do realize that you could have just looked it up on any web browser instead of asking on a public forum.

Disgusting pornographic potty mouthed site deleted.

^^^ Is commonly used for people that are curious about slang.

[Noah Sole]

Re: What is Fap?

Worked for scientology

Welcome to God's favourite forum Jumanji

You sure seem to know a lot of useful stuff about masturbation and false christians.
Why are you here? Why don't you introduce yourself properly (instructions at the top of the Introduction forum).

YIC

[jman289]

Re: What is Fap?

well did you ever consider that having more than one person stating the same fact will help to convince people that what is being said is true


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Worked for scientology

[jman289]

Re: What is Fap?

IT MEANS TO MASTURBATE, JACK YOUR LOAD OFF WHILE LOOKING AT SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER!!

[Jpagan]

Re: What is Fap?

Don't talk nonsense. They don't even start with the same letter. If one wanted to shorten masturbate you would get something like MTB or MAB.

As someone interested in languages and who frequently visited 4chan, Fchan and other such sights I just wanted to explain where the term came from. Yes it is internet slang for masturbation or 'self abuse' but it comes from the onomatopoeic sound of a male preforming auto-erotic acts on himself.

To clear up the term "I fap to Sarah Palin" would be a dirty comment as to the effect that Sarah Palin is so beautiful or Sarah Palin stimulates him so much to the point of masturbation.

I simply wanted to discuss the origins of the word in the context of how the American English Language works, not promote or propagate any negative activities.