[ladyluck777]

Re: What is Fap?

Just a question: how many times does the word "tolerance" feature in the Bible? Gimme a guestimate.

Of course no one can force you. It is your free will - which God gave you.

But the Bible is very clear about what will happen to you.

the bible was written by MEN, not god himself. It has been retranslated, rewritten, and expanded. Things were lost, things were added, so who knows the true word of god?

If we go to hell for having free will, then why did god give it to us in the first place?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Whoa whoa bro, you can't just assume there atheists that's so not cool.

First of all, I'm not your "bro" (look at the picture)

Second, okay, hell bound satanists, is that better?

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Luke 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What is Fap?

Might I remind you, Ezekiel, that the Bible was written in darker times. Now, humanity respects people so as to NOT inflict physical harm upon others.

Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Let me ask you ALL one, simple question.

If you had never read the Bible, or encountered another religious person until the age of say, 15, would you instantly revoke everything you have been taught (most importantly, evolution, physics, chemistry and biology) and become Christian?

Let me put the same question to you: If you had never read any math, or encountered another teacher until the age of say, 15, would you instantly revoke everything you have been taught (most importantly, Christianity) and become a mathematician?

In seeing my point, please bear in mind these words: “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
-- Augustine (354-430)

I doubt you will be able to answer this question, as you will have no idea or experience of growing up without the Bible.

, to your quodlibet, I reply, touche!

Without God, I have forced myself to strive harder and longer to become a better, smarter, stronger person.

Why have you failed? Is humility your greatest asset and your awesomeness your weakness?

Can you prove God answers these prayers WITHOUT quoting the stories of the Bible?

Look for one of the Iceland threads on the board, Landover prayed to God to smite Iceland and a volcano erupted. That's true!

Honestly, I think I'm playing a game of chess against someone who does not understand the rules.

and I am fighting an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What is Fap?

sarcasm does not go well on the internet apparently.

How very sad it must be to live a life as empty as yours. I will pray for you my friend. May Jesus bless you with His love and open your hardened heart!

[ladyluck777]

Re: What is Fap?

Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit, lady.

Sometimes the lowest form of whit is neccessary when intelligence cannot make the point.

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

the bible was written by MEN, not god himself. It has been retranslated, rewritten, and expanded. Things were lost, things were added, so who knows the true word of god?

You?

If we go to hell for having free will, then why did god give it to us in the first place?

You will not go to hell for having a free will. Where on earth did you get that from?

You have the free will of accepting all of His teachings, or burn for eternity. That's a fair deal, no?

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

Sometimes the lowest form of whit is neccessary when intelligence cannot make the point.

That has crossed my mind too, oddly enough.

But you have to make a choice though: either you try to enter a reasonable discussion, or you just go "ooh, you are too stupid to understand me anyway".

Your choice.

You asked me for proof, I gave it to you.

You then question the Bible. Written by "men".

OK.

Fine.

So, what's left when we have dismissed the Bible in its entirety?

[ladyluck777]

Re: What is Fap?

How very sad it must be to live a life as empty as yours. I will pray for you my friend. May Jesus bless you with His love and open your hardened heart!

I have a loving family, good friends, and hate no one. I believe I lead a full life, but thank you for your concern.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What is Fap?

I have a loving family, good friends, and hate no one. I believe I lead a full life, but thank you for your concern.

My concern for your immortal soul is genuine dear. When God takes you, your "loving family" and "good friends" will do you no good at all if you have not accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour. You do realize that Jesus died temporarily so that you could live forever, do you not?

Please, do not reject His gift of being dead for three days, as He is unlikely to give you the same chance His Father gave Him!

[ladyluck777]

Re: What is Fap?

That has crossed my mind too, oddly enough.

But you have to make a choice though: either you try to enter a reasonable discussion, or you just go "ooh, you are too stupid to understand me anyway".

Your choice.

You asked me for proof, I gave it to you.

You then question the Bible. Written by "men".

OK.

Fine.

So, what's left when we have dismissed the Bible in its entirety?

Do you need a book telling you how to worship god? shouldn't it be enough that you accept god and jesus into your life whole heartedly without the need to punish others for having different beliefs? I love god, and that is enough for me. I see the bible as a guideline to lead a good life, not something that should rule your life. I'm not trying to say "ooh, you are too stupid to understand me anyway". If I come across that way then I'm sorry, but please don't assume things about me when you don't even know me.

[crystle]

Re: What is Fap?

I find it to be a very sad day when people close their minds to the truth because they cannot wrap their minds around it. Yes, fapping is a term for masturbation as used on sites like funnyjunk, 4chan, facebook and other like sites.

Teenagers are perverts ruled by hormones. You all were their age at some point in your life and you cannot say that you have never had a sexual urge in your life, nor I am sure you cannot say that you have never been curious about something that could be considered ungodly.

It is very disheartening for me to see so many close minded people who have not even taken the time to understand the people that aren't in their religion. Face it, people are born into other religions, raised to believe different things and it is not their fault that they were born into their household. I fear that the church is losing what truly makes it wonderful because of the bigotry that haunts its halls.

Please point me in the direction of the page that says to hate people of different beliefs, sexual orientation or upbringing because I honestly can't find it. God may not approve of these people but I know that he would accept these people in one way or another. Though if heaven is as corrupt and misguided as you all preach it to be, I want no part of it. Jesus died so that we could get into heaven, not fight amongst ourselves about a trivial matter such as a new slang word with a vulgar meaning.

Also, before someone condemns me to eternity in hell for sharing my opinion let me remind you that it is a sin to do as such because by saying 'you're going to hell' you have just said that you are god's equal or superior, which as we all know is a big no-no.

Thank you

[Sane_and_Rational]

Re: What is Fap?

OK i will start with saying that I normally do not have an issue with the opinion's and comments of others because I heavily believe in the freedom of speech.

I have spent two days reading many threads on this forum and can not believe how crazy this place is. From save the Niglets to ask an Ex-Negro.

Most people here are either sexist, racist, or just plain dumb.
Practically no-one has any tolerance what so ever to things other people say that they don't agree with. I have read some response on this site claiming that black people are inferior, women are dumb, etc...

I will address a few things :

Women are not Dumb and don't belong in the kitchen and don't need their Husbands permission to do anything or be punished by their Husbands. Also just to make a point a men only section is sexist.

Black people are not dumb, inferior, etc... it just happens that many unfortunately become products of their environment.

Ex-Negro is retarded along with Honorary white person that alone is racist and self racist?

How does sponsor a Niglet become Sponsor a Niglet so I can use the money to buy myself a new Vehicle. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...0&postcount=38 , i am sorry but that sounds like fraud to me.

Also to Captain Portway (with much respect because i am a pilot myself) how is English a Godly Language? It is a fairly modern Language with no connection to Jesus or G0D

One last thing in this section, I don't understand how some people here claim to be such good Americans if all i see is people's free speech squashed here time after time. (Yes I understand this is a private forum entitled to do whatever it see's fit)

FAP can mean masturbation or many of the other things stated, get over it.

Now I will address religious things:

I have studied theology not just the Bible blindly.

The Bible was created by man so why do you follow it blindly? To be more accurate about the New Testament somewhere around 50-100 years A.D

Why do some people on this site use G0D and Jesus interchangeably? G0D and Jesus are not the same.

A Christian is defined as a follower and believer of Christ, So technically me being Catholic still make me Christian. (I wear a Necklace with the cross and it hasn't burned through me yet so I am sure I am not a worker of Satan before some one decides to call me that for being of a different church)

How do some of you people believe or tell people they will go to hell and burn? Isn't that for G0D to decide? and doesn't G0D forgive those who repent their sins?

That is all for now since i don't want to go on forever about things I have read in this Forum. I hope some of you will read this and put thought into it.

[ladyluck777]

Re: What is Fap?

My concern for your immortal soul is genuine dear. When God takes you, your "loving family" and "good friends" will do you no good at all if you have not accepted Jesus as your Lord and Saviour. You do realize that Jesus died temporarily so that you could live forever, do you not?

Please, do not reject His gift of being dead for three days, as He is unlikely to give you the same chance His Father gave Him!

Don't get me wrong, I do accept god, just not in the way you do. I believe god gave us the earth to enjoy and reflect on his greatness. I would rather spend my time in the world god gave me rather in the book man gave me.

[Answeringthequestion]

Re: What is Fap?

I'm sure this had been pointed out before in these 60 plus pages of responses, but why must unsaved perverts persecute us with their filthy perversion of American English?

There are many, many definitions for this 'fap' word, and yet it seems every unsaved person on the planet wants to come to OUR forum and brag about how they are addicted to abusing themselves to perverted Jap cartoons! Don't you unsaved scum have enough words to refer to masturbation without stealing yet another word from our once Godly language?

Fair Access Policy = FAP

Familial Adenomatous Polyposis = FAP

Financial Advantage Program = FAP

Family Advocacy Program = FAP

Fee Assistance Program = FAP

Funny, we haven't heard from any of you loser self-abusers out there telling us that 'fap' means Fair Access Policy, now have we? You all would rather drag us down into the gutter with the unsaved, rubbing away at your genitals as you type I imagine. Disgusting! You take just ONE definition, the most offensive one at that, and you just won't shut up about it!

Get your minds out of the gutter and your hands out of your pants! And lets put those sinning hands to good use, and put them together and pray to Jesus that He forgives you for your transgressions and persecution of the True Christians™ on His Favorite Forum©!

Yes, i suppose "FAP" can mean those things. However in the context it was used "fap" is more logical, meaning masturbate

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

Do you need a book telling you how to worship god?

Need is the wrong word, but: yes. How else would we know what HE wants?

shouldn't it be enough that you accept god and jesus into your life whole heartedly without the need to punish others for having different beliefs?

I do not punish other people. Yes, I give infractions here, but I don't think that is really punishing them.

I love god, and that is enough for me.

Serious question: which God (please spell with capital G), and why?

I see the bible as a guideline to lead a good life

OK, so you agree with genocide when people have other gods before HIM (first commandment...)? Yes/No/Dunno?

Who exactly is your "god"?