[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is Fap?

what are you doing here if you're a female? As I understand the hierarchy of the forum, "No homosexuals or women allowed"? It says that very thing in the subject line? Forgive me if I am wrong please. I'm a noobie still learning the ropes.

This is an excellent question...and it is encouraged that if you see ladies posting in this forum, to report it to a Pastor or Male Elder immediately. It doesn't often happen, however.

This particular thread has become very contentious, and a few Landover Ladies have been recruited....sort of like field nurses sometimes pressed into surgery on the battle field. It's not an ideal situation, but there it is.

Also, when outsiders attack our True Christian™ Men, they are attacking us by extension. Some of us cannot stand idly by while the demonic heretics rip into our good menfolk, who are our guides, leaders, providers and protectors. (They also grant us Salvation™, through bearing their children.)

And a lot of outsiders have come to this thread to first mock God™, then turned to actually wanting to discuss Scripture™ and be Saved™. We ladies can help with some of the little questions/crowd control.



1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Goobr54]

Re: What is Fap?

You should certainly fap to God, it will get you in Heaven.

1800 posts? I made a mistake. I don't want to be associated with you all. Delete me please.

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

1800 posts? I made a mistake. I don't want to be associated with you all. Delete me please.

Hi friend, can you be more specific, because you're not making much sense at all? I cannot "delete" you because I am neither God nor a moderator.

I was only saying - through youngster language - that you should salute God. Don't you want to dedicate your life to God? I understood from your introduction that it was your intention? I'm confused.

[Wide-Open]

Re: What is Fap?

1800 posts? I made a mistake. I don't want to be associated with you all. Delete me please.

Request denied. And what's wrong with 1800 posts?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Okay, so "fap" means "cool" or "groovy" then in today's vernacular?

Or rather: "fappable" means "cool" and "to fap" means "to find something/someone cool". Or perhaps as in "I fap to you" should be compared to "I salute you".

"Sarah Palin is fappable" means "Sarah Palin is cool"
"I fap to Sarah Palin" means "I respect Sarah Palin a lot"
"I fap to your forum" means "I'm in awe of your forum"

It's good to know the "hip" words of today's youth. That makes is easier to reach out to them. They should all know that Jesus Christ is extremely fappable!

Brother, it is so good that one of the Godly men on this thread finally cleared this up! Tonight my entire family will fap to our Bible study!

Praise JESUS

[UsinMaBrainMeats]

Re: What is Fap?

Brother, it is so good that one of the Godly men on this thread finally cleared this up! Tonight my entire family will fap to our Bible study!

Praise JESUS

Ok, i'm done. I honestly thought someone didn't understand the phrase but if you're all just going to make jokes like this then there is no point in me trying to help.

[TAMSwordofGod]

Re: What is Fap?

Why not? It makes perfect sense. The puzzle pieces fit very well. To speak in the vernacular of your generation:

Get on your knees, put your hands together, close your eyes and FAP to God. Then after you are done thanking God for sending His fappable Son to Save us, open the KJV 1611 Bible and FAP to every page. Don't skip any page, because God wants us to FAP to every page, not just the convenient parts.

Once you are done understanding the literal, fappable, meaning of the KJV 1611 Bible, you too can become Fappable Christians like all of us here.

And then way later, after you die, you can FAP all the way to Heaven with us for eternity where we will FAP together with the ever fappable Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

Now wouldn't that be faptastic?

This just got very Homosexual God=life are you the pivot man

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

the pivot man

No, I am not? I don't know him:

http://www.thepivotman.com

[Maynard Staley]

Re: What is Fap?

Brother, it is so good that one of the Godly men on this thread finally cleared this up! Tonight my entire family will fap to our Bible study!

Praise JESUS

Indeed!

I will also fap for Jesus tonight! If I have fapped for Sarah Palin to the point of exhaustion, hopefully I might find another enthusiastic believer to assist me in my fapping.

[Evolutionman]

Re: What is Fap?

so.... how about that evolution?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: What is Fap?

so.... how about that evolution?

Indeed. Very inspiring. It occurred over 6 days.

[Empires_Fall]

Re: What is Fap?

If I have fapped for Sarah Palin to the point of exhaustion, hopefully I might find another enthusiastic believer to assist me in my fapping.

I hear ya brother, may be Sister Kitty can help us FAP for her and Sarah.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

so.... how about that evolution?

Well, just look into the mirror to see how unlikely it is you would be the end result of that.

[Tom Sawyer]

Re: What is Fap?

i have a question.
as you are protestants, do you fap only to jesus, or to his mother or step-father as well?
poland is a catholic country, so we actualy have many saints to fap to. it's strange that no one didn't yet made a picture book in that purpouse...
and in the other hand (it's funny context...), as you live more in community than catholics (no particular priest nor bishops), are you also fap to each other as equal men?

[GOD=life]

Re: What is Fap?

We do not fap to one another in the same way we fap to Jesus Christ. He is in another league altogether as he is the Son of God.

That's the mistake many false belief systems make: they fap to mortal and sinful men instead of Jesus Christ.