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  • #571
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Answeringthequestion View Post
    I don't understand why you refuse to believe the truth. Are you so ignorant that you all believe that anything you don't understand is false? Several dozen people have come here and told you people, the truth and yet you refuse to listen and maintain your own beliefs even though there is logic, reason, and truth behind what they say. Is this what you want to represent Christianity as? A bunch of whackos who refuse to believe anyone's word but God's. ?
    Uh..... What else would Christianity be? You believe that Jesus Christ died for your sins and that God gave you a book of life instructions.

    I'm confused, what exactly do you think Christianity is?
    Drama queen

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    • #572
      Re: What is Fap?

      so they banned this user for giving the correct answer?? Or did they banned him for some other reason?

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      • #573
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by ColorBlind89 View Post
        so they banned this user for giving the correct answer?? Or did they banned him for some other reason?
        It was probably the othe reason.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #574
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          I'm confused, what exactly do you think Christianity is?
          It's a big crock of bull, that's what it is.
          MAN wrote the bible.

          As Ladyluck777 said: "You take a book that has been written by MAN, then translated hundreds of times and rewritten (of course things were conveniently lost in translation or a sentence added here and there) and take every word literally instead of enjoying the world given to us."

          You look down on those who ENJOY life and condemn us to hell. You're worse then Jehovah's Witnesses and their 144,000 crap. And i'm fully allowed to bash them as I studied with them for over 3 years before I realized what a pathetic scheme religion was.

          Gouge out your eyes for looking at porn?
          Cut off your hands for fapping?
          Stone your children if they said "no"?

          You're all pathetic.

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          • #575
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by jaerfxck View Post
            It's a big crock of bull, that's what it is.
            MAN wrote the bible.

            As Ladyluck777 said: "You take a book that has been written by MAN, then translated hundreds of times and rewritten (of course things were conveniently lost in translation or a sentence added here and there) and take every word literally instead of enjoying the world given to us."

            You look down on those who ENJOY life and condemn us to hell. You're worse then Jehovah's Witnesses and their 144,000 crap. And i'm fully allowed to bash them as I studied with them for over 3 years before I realized what a pathetic scheme religion was.

            Gouge out your eyes for looking at porn?
            Cut off your hands for fapping?
            Stone your children if they said "no"?

            You're all pathetic.
            Wow, that's a lot of anger you have there. Perhaps you should read the Bible and ask Jesus into your heart. It will change your life
            Drama queen

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            • #576
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Wow, that's a lot of anger you have there. Perhaps you should read the Bible and ask Jesus into your heart. It will change your life
              I've read the bible, multiple times. I will state again: MAN wrote the bible. This religion you follow is not what god would have wanted to see of his disciples, if there is a god.

              I'm done with you idiots.
              You disgust me.

              Maybe you all die a horribly painful death, though even that wouldn't be enough.

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              • #577
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                It was probably the othe reason.
                Ok, but I was reading this subject, and they asked what fap means. I'm a 21, even if I dont want to, I hear this term used by some of my classmates in my college. And I can tell you truly, that fap has no other term or meaning than, masturbation. Im sorry if this sounds rude, but the banned user was right. I absolutely find this meaning and term repulsive, but that doesnt change the meaning. So if you see anyone using the term fap please let them know its not a good term and must not be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
                Also its called fap, because thats the sound masturbation makes.

                Thanks for reading.

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                • #578
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by jaerfxck View Post
                  I've read the bible, multiple times.
                  The KJV 1611 Bible? If it's anything else, it doesn't count.

                  Originally posted by jaerfxck View Post
                  Maybe you all die a horribly painful death, though even that wouldn't be enough.
                  Atheist rage strikes once again. Doesn't look like you understood the Bible you read "multiple times", friend.

                  I will pray for you.

                  I will pray that you may see the Light, friend. And that you will find LOVE in your life and heart.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • #579
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    THE FIGHT SONG

                    Nothing suffocates you more than the passing of everyday human events
                    And isolation is the oxygen mask I make your children breathe in to SURVIVE

                    I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist!
                    I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shyat!

                    And when we are good, you just close your eyes
                    So when we are bad, it'll scar your mind!

                    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

                    You'll never grow up to be a big ROCK STAR, celebrated victim of your fame
                    We'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today!

                    The death of one is a tragedy, the death of one is a tragedy,
                    The death of million's just a statistic!

                    I'm not a slave, I'm not a slave!
                    God doesn't exist! God doesn't exist!
                    God doesn't exist!

                    Am I the only one that finds it strange that the forum says MEN ONLY and then continues by saying NO GAY DUDES ALLOWED? I mean I know women are only good for making sammiches and washing the dishes, but seriously? Men only signs are gay magnets.

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                    • #580
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
                      FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
                      That is indeed what atheism is. Lots of hate against the inevitable Truth of God's Love. When you fight against Love, it's because you're filled with hate.

                      Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
                      Men only signs are gay magnets.
                      Looks like you answered your own question, Brian.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • #581
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        [QUOTE=BrianWarner;494692]THE FIGHT SONG

                        Nothing suffocates you more than the passing of everyday human events
                        And isolation is the oxygen mask I make your children breathe in to SURVIVE

                        I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist!
                        I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shyat!

                        And when we are good, you just close your eyes
                        So when we are bad, it'll scar your mind!

                        FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

                        You'll never grow up to be a big ROCK STAR, celebrated victim of your fame
                        We'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today!

                        The death of one is a tragedy, the death of one is a tragedy,
                        The death of million's just a statistic!

                        I'm not a slave, I'm not a slave!
                        God doesn't exist! God doesn't exist!
                        God doesn't exist![QUOTE]

                        That is one of my favorite songs by Marilyn Manson.

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                        • #582
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by BrianWarner View Post
                          THE FIGHT SONG

                          Nothing suffocates you more than the passing [a jumble of words taken from a dictionary in the dark have been deleted]exist!

                          Am I the only one that finds it strange that the forum says MEN ONLY and then continues by saying NO GAY DUDES ALLOWED? I mean I know women are only good for making sammiches and washing the dishes, but seriously? Men only signs are gay magnets.
                          You seem very conversant with attracting gays - have you thought of giving up your homer deathstyle and accepting Jesus as your personal Savior?
                          sigpic


                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • #583
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                            I've been following this and the only thing I can do is shake my head. Stoning children? Talking as if women are lower than animals? You people are the ones who turn others away from religion. You take a book that has been written by MAN, then translated hundreds of times and rewritten (of course things were conveniently lost in translation or a sentence added here and there) and take every word literally instead of enjoying the world given to us. Also, Quit trying to play god and condone us to hell, apparently I'm there already since I listen to punk rock.

                            p.s. Fap=M'ing. Get it into your thick, religion clogged brains.
                            p.p.s., Get your pamphlet handing religious prostitutes off my school's street corner, I'm tired of having to throw away your crap.
                            Finally some intelligence among all this ignorance. And by the way, Sarah Palin is the absolute dumbest person on this planet. She doesn’t know the word "mocking" and thinks that living in close proximity to another country means you have "foreign policy experience". The dumb bitch makes George Bush look smart

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                            • #584
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Derpity View Post
                              Finally some intelligence among all this ignorance. And by the way, Sarah Palin is the absolute dumbest person on this planet. She doesn’t know the word "mocking" and thinks that living in close proximity to another country means you have "foreign policy experience". The dumb bitch makes George Bush look smart
                              Yeah Sarah Palin is really stupid. Did you hear about when she was reading about tax cuts right off of her hand? Wow. That is all I got to say about that.

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                              • #585
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Derpity View Post
                                Finally some intelligence among all this ignorance. And by the way, Sarah Palin is the absolute dumbest person on this planet. She doesn’t know the word "mocking" and thinks that living in close proximity to another country means you have "foreign policy experience". The dumb bitch makes George Bush look smart
                                *bows*

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