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  • ladyluck777
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    • Mar 2010
    • 24

    #616
    Re: What is Fap?

    stoning, beating, using the rod? How in the world can we find peace in religion when we are asked to beat those who don't agree with christian ideals? where's the peace in that? religion is brutal, filled with wars and violence. Those who want in on it are the the ones who should be punished, not us.

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    • Hereweago
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Mar 2010
      • 3

      #617
      Re: What is Fap?

      fap fap fap: the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

      THIS IS NOT A PORN LINK YOU JERKS IT'S THE DEFINITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Don't delete it, it should be there for everyone to see. -.-

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #618
        Re: What is Fap?

        So this is what the Godless heathen children of atheists do on a Sunday, troll Christian sites.

        I guess it's a good thing to know.
        Drama queen

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        • Capt. Aaron Portway
          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
          Salvation from Above
          God's Favorite Pilot™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 6309

          #619
          Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
          those are ACRONYMS my good man, we're talking about an actual word.

          ACTUAL WORD? Then it's in the dictionary, right?

          Here is a link to dictionary.com and this 'fap' word. I'll take a dictionary definition over some trolls opinion ANY day!
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          • ladyluck777
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            • Mar 2010
            • 24

            #620
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            So this is what the Godless heathen children of atheists do on a Sunday, troll Christian sites.

            I guess it's a good thing to know.
            I'm sorry I go to church in the morning?

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            • Nightrunex
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              • Mar 2010
              • 9

              #621
              Re: What is Fap?

              Might I remind you, Ezekiel, that the Bible was written in darker times.
              Now, humanity respects people so as to NOT inflict physical harm upon others.

              Let me ask you ALL one, simple question.

              If you had never read the Bible, or encountered another religious person until the age of say, 15, would you instantly revoke everything you have been taught (most importantly, evolution, physics, chemistry and biology) and become Christian?

              I doubt you will be able to answer this question, as you will have no idea or experience of growing up without the Bible.

              Without God, I have forced myself to strive harder and longer to become a better, smarter, stronger person. Not simply bowing my head and praising the lord.
              Can you prove God answers these prayers WITHOUT quoting the stories of the Bible?


              Honestly, I think I'm playing a game of chess against someone who does not understand the rules.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22854

                #622
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                stoning, beating, using the rod? How in the world can we find peace in religion when we are asked to beat those who don't agree with christian ideals? [...]
                But for the fact that you're a woman and instructed by the Bible to approach men for instruction, I would ban you for your wilfulness.

                Do you not see that you have answered your own question? Once everyone DOES agree with Christian ideals, there will be no argument and no dissension, THEREFORE beating will become otiose (look it up) and God's Kingdom will have arrived.
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                • Hereweago
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 3

                  #623
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  So this is what the Godless heathen children of atheists do on a Sunday, troll Christian sites.

                  I guess it's a good thing to know.
                  Whoa whoa bro, you can't just assume there atheists that's so not cool.

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #624
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                    I'm sorry I go to church in the morning?
                    Why are you sorry that you go to church and how is that a question? Are you intoxicated or did you recently have a stroke?
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #625
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                      stoning, beating, using the rod? How in the world can we find peace in religion when we are asked to beat those who don't agree with christian ideals? where's the peace in that? religion is brutal, filled with wars and violence. Those who want in on it are the the ones who should be punished, not us.
                      OK, so you clearly have gotten the message that we don't make up Scripture right?

                      So you think religious people, who do follow Scripture, should be punished?
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Professor Bessemer
                        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 2952

                        #626
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Hereweago View Post
                        Whoa whoa bro, you can't just assume there atheists that's so not cool.

                        Could you translate that into American English friend? You seem to be trying to make a point, but I am not quite sure what that point might be.
                        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        • ladyluck777
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                          • Mar 2010
                          • 24

                          #627
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Everyone in the world will not have the same ideals and you cannot force them to. Tolerance is the key to peace not war.

                          I'm sorry I can't choose to be a man when I'm born, but if being willful is a sin then so be it. I will not allow others to tell me how to run my life and will let no man say I am below anything.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #628
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                            Everyone in the world will not have the same ideals and you cannot force them to. Tolerance is the key to peace not war.
                            Just a question: how many times does the word "tolerance" feature in the Bible? Gimme a guestimate.

                            Of course no one can force you. It is your free will - which God gave you.

                            But the Bible is very clear about what will happen to you.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • ladyluck777
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                              • Mar 2010
                              • 24

                              #629
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                              Why are you sorry that you go to church and how is that a question? Are you intoxicated or did you recently have a stroke?

                              sarcasm does not go well on the internet apparently.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #630
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                                sarcasm does not go well on the internet apparently.
                                Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit, lady.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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