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  • Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by crystle View Post
    Please point me in the direction of the page that says to hate people of different beliefs, sexual orientation or upbringing because I honestly can't find it.
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    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      A quick google search would provide you with the desired results:

      future reference: use "defineword)" in google to find what you need.

      Definitions of fap on the Web:

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      • Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
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        Ah the commandments. This really makes me feel bad for the people in africa who are unable to hear a breath of god in their entire lives, all going to hell I suppose.

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by Sane_and_Rational View Post
          .

          Also to Captain Portway (with much respect because i am a pilot myself) how is English a Godly Language? It is a fairly modern Language with no connection to Jesus or G0D
          The King James 1611 Bible was essentially dictated by God to King James, who then paid scribes to write it all down. He chose English because He knew that His chosen people (Us!) would speak His chosen language.

          Unfortunately, secularists and perverts have almost ruined English by adding new ungodly words and changing the meaning of other words.
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          • Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Sane_and_Rational View Post
            I have read some response on this site claiming that black people are inferior, women are dumb, etc...
            I think you have it backwards, but OK.

            Black people are not dumb, inferior, etc... it just happens that many unfortunately become products of their environment.
            Ah, no free will. Born that way, stay that way.

            Stopped reading there I'm afraid.

            I suggest you read for a few more days.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.


              This is not an answer, but an excerpt from a story.

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Let me put the same question to you: If you had never read any math, or encountered another teacher until the age of say, 15, would you instantly revoke everything you have been taught (most importantly, Christianity) and become a mathematician?

              In seeing my point, please bear in mind these words: “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
              -- Augustine (354-430)

              I am unable to truthfully answer this question as I have not had a religious upbringing. If I grew up with the same inquisitive nature as I do now, and not succumbed to beatings and stonings, I would have investigated the subject and either
              a) Stopped because it conflicted with my beliefs, which I should uphold,
              b) Questioned why it is such an evil subject, as it is nothing but numbers. Numbers hardly bring about sin, do they?
              c) I would have already been taught mathematics by my parents and quizzed him about different subjects. But to what end, I cannot tell.


              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Look for one of the Iceland threads on the board, Landover prayed to God to smite Iceland and a volcano erupted. That's true!
              Iceland is one of the least likely countries I would have expected someone to smite...
              I see no proof that God caused the volcano to erupt. Nor any signs that it was he that did it. More likely to be chance and luck in my opinion.

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              and I am fighting an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
              Where do limbs come into the fight of intellect?
              Unless you mean to associate a battle of intelligence to a real battle?
              In which case, I do not believe I am unarmed.

              To the person who asked, I am male. And I think it extremely intolerant and vulgar that you take sexism to such a level.

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by ThouShaltNot View Post
                (vulgar) (This sense is being discussed)
                Thanks for proving our point.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by ThouShaltNot View Post
                  A quick google search would provide you with the desired results:

                  future reference: use "defineword)" in google to find what you need.
                  Will it work on the google without the ?
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                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    we don't know what HE wants, we only know what people believe HE wants.

                    an infraction is the act that deserves punishment, so I am guessing you only give mild punishment? either mild or harsh, its still wrong to punish others for their beliefs.

                    I do not agree with genocide, in fact I find it apalling.

                    who is my god? how can I answer that when there is only one god. The arguement is how you worship god and there is no wrong answer.

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by crystle View Post
                      […]Also, before someone condemns me to eternity in hell for sharing my opinion
                      No one will do that, you’re a woman and no one will take any notice of you. 1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                      1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                      Originally posted by Sane_and_Rational View Post
                      […]I will address a few things :

                      Women are not Dumb and don't belong in the kitchen and don't need their Husbands permission to do anything or be punished by their Husbands.
                      Take it up with God. Genesis 2:18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. (Women were created to assist men.)

                      Black people are not dumb, inferior, etc... it just happens that many unfortunately become products of their environment.
                      Genesis 9:20-27 20And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. 24And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. 25And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. 26And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. 27God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


                      How does sponsor a Niglet become Sponsor a Niglet so I can use the money to buy myself a new Vehicle. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...0&postcount=38 , i am sorry but that sounds like fraud to me.
                      If you don’t want to help little Darkies, that’s a matter for you.
                      Also to Captain Portway (with much respect because i am a pilot myself) how is English a Godly Language? It is a fairly modern Language with no connection to Jesus or G0D
                      It is the language He chose for KJV1611.
                      I have studied theology
                      I doubt it.
                      Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                      Don't get me wrong, I do accept god, just not in the way you do. I believe god gave us the earth to enjoy and reflect on his greatness. I would rather spend my time in the world god gave me rather in the book man gave me.
                      LadyLuck, I do believe you have never taken a course in thinking. How can you “accept God” if you do not read the Bible? Is this not like saying, “I know all about Moby Dick but I’ve never read the book or seen the film”?


                      I do believe you’ve invented a little god that’s just like you – and you worship it!

                      Originally posted by Answeringthequestion View Post
                      Yes, i suppose "FAP" can mean those things. However in the context it was used "fap" is more logical, meaning [porn deleted]
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                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                        Will it work on the google without the ?
                        Hah, nice. its a colon and an open parenthesis... but I assume you were being sarcastic.

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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
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                          I find it interesting how you can justify genocide by the fact that others do not agree with you.

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by ladyluck777 View Post
                            do not agree with genocide, in fact I find it apalling.
                            So even though you haven't clicked on my link (I checked), you reject Christianity?

                            who is my god? how can I answer that when there is only one god. The arguement is how you worship god and there is no wrong answer.
                            So our "answer" isn't wrong either? Then why are you attacking our beliefs (which is based, again, on Holy Scripture).

                            Friend, you may talk a lot about "God", but honestly, I'm thinking you are actually an agnostic. That's OK. We all have to follow our own paths. But never forget that somewhere, you have to make a choice.

                            I have to attend other duties now, so I will only be back in a few hours.

                            God bless!
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              why do I need the bible (which I have indeed read) to accept god? Faith alone is all that is needed.

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Answeringthequestion View Post
                                I find it interesting how you can justify genocide by the fact that others do not agree with you.
                                Did I write the Bible?

                                Have you read the thread? Lazyness won't get you anywhere friend!
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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