[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

So women actually have brains..?

I guess you learn something new everyday.
I've always thought a womans head was mostly ornamental.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Dear Departed Mrs. Pistle NEVER had a headache in the thirty years we were married. Even that one time we had sex she never complained, but lay there stoically like a good Baptist woman for the entire two or three minutes!!

Hadn't she been given a healthy dose of valium at the time?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Dear Departed Mrs. Pistle NEVER had a headache in the thirty years we were married. Even that one time we had sex she never complained, but lay there stoically like a good Baptist woman for the entire two or three minutes!!

3 whole minutes?

What a man!

[Petal]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Hadn't she been given a healthy dose of valium at the time?

Mrs.Hellsinger, that were nothin but a viscous rumor, it not true that Mrs.Pistle tooked that vali-yum an dieds an Mr.Pistle not able to tell the differince between live Mrs.Pistle an dead Mrs.Pistle for 2 whole weeks even when he dids the lurvin nasty wiv her

so now you no the truths

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Actually, I just heard he gave her enough to keep her still and co-operative.

Didn't the good Pastor say that the unfortunate Mrs Pistle met her end in an unfortunately (and oddly) placed woodchipper?

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

3 possible conclusions:
-1 women are smart
-2 the thread starter is not a devoted creationist
-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

Have fun!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Oh, is that what the "good for you know what" option means? I'll vote for that then.

I thought it might be code for gardening, but I didn't think the young lady Elmer posted looked much like a gardener, what with those lovely nails.

I once mentioned "cooking, cleaning, and rearranging furniture", but Brother Temperance correctly pointed out that rearranging funiture was something most women couldn't be trusted with. Perhaps if it is done strictly under a man's supervision it would be acceptable.

Gardening too, is risky. Weak-minded women should not leave the house any more than is absolutely necessary -- exposure to nature could lead to an arousal of their more base desires, and this must be prevented at all costs.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Women are equally intelligent but the society sometimes suppresses them. Many famous scientists and inventors were women.

But, of course, my favourite women's quality is the one Elmer meant.

Rubbish. You can count the famous women scientists and inventors on the fingers of one hand and all of them were men in disguise.

The demon of liebral deception has you in a stranglehold, young man, and is addling your brain.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

3 possible conclusions:
-1 women are smart
-2 the thread starter is not a devoted creationist
-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

Have fun!

You make no sense at all. God gave women sufficient brain to be of some help to men. Read the KJV1611 please, before posting garbage on God's, GW Bush's and Mrs Betty Bower's favourite forums.

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Rubbish. You can count the famous women scientists and inventors on the fingers of one hand and all of them were men in disguise.

The demon of liebral deception has you in a stranglehold, young man, and is addling your brain.

There were quite a lot. Just type "famous women" or "women scientists" in your web browser.
But as I said, trough out the history women were rarely given the chance to get educated. And in many cases educated women were "kept" at home so their education got worthless.

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

You make no sense at all. God gave women sufficient brain to be of some help to men. Read the KJV1611 please, before posting garbage on God's, GW Bush's and Mrs Betty Bower's favourite forums.

Are you denying the theory of creation?

I ask you once again. What do creation (pseudo)scientists say about the purpose of human brain? It has been mentioned on these forums many times.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Are you denying the theory of creation?

I ask you once again. What do creation (pseudo)scientists say about the purpose of human brain? It has been mentioned on these forums many times.

Christian Scientist have confirmed The Bible's teaching that the brain is only an organ to cool the blood. The seat of intelligence is the heart. Since a woman's heart is smaller than a man's it goes to follow women are less intelligent than men and possibly have no souls, or at lest very small ones.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

3 possible conclusions:
-1 women are smart
-2 the thread starter is not a devoted creationist
-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

Have fun!

4 - Women are stupid, and creationism is correct.

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

4 - Women are stupid, and creationism is correct.

I know many women are smarter than me and I'm strongly sure creationist is just a giant load of bullocks.

Women:

http://www.astr.ua.edu/4000WS/summary.shtml

http://www.answers.com/topic/list-of-famous-women-in-history

http://inventors.about.com/library/blwomeninventors.htm

[Enobarbus]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Are you denying the theory of creation?

I ask you once again. What do creation (pseudo)scientists say about the purpose of human brain? It has been mentioned on these forums many times.

In every day parlance Brain = intelligence. This is a metaphorical use of the term. It is like using the term heart to indicate courage or "big-hearted" to mean "kind". Such metaphorical uses of a term do not contradict creation science.

If we are going to pick holes in every metaphorical use of a term, nearly every conversation between linguistically sophisticated people could be torn to shreds.