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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #16
    Re: Misogynistic, huh?

    Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
    Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
    You're planning on leaving earth? Friend, I understand that being a hellbound female False "christian" must be pretty depressing, but suicide is never the answer.
    I do not believe that being male is any better than being female.
    Then you've obviously never read the Bible. Do you believe that being Christ is better than not being Christ?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #17
      Re: Misogynistic, huh?

      Originally posted by Splitfoot View Post
      So god is an equal opportunity molester?

      How long has god been loving you?
      Splitfoot back.

      Can't you hear Jesus calling you Splitfoot? Once you have been with Christ you can't go back.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Lionheart
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Aug 2007
        • 37

        #18
        Re: Misogynistic, huh?

        well, im sorry for being a Catholic

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: Misogynistic, huh?

          Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
          well, im sorry for being a Catholic
          Thank you. Your apology is welcome. Now are you going to give up Popish idol-worship and accept Jesus?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #20
            Re: Misogynistic, huh?

            "You can't spell devil without evil" ~Shitfoot

            Yes, I can "SATAN". Go stomp some more cow-patties, you fruited-up twerp.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #21
              Re: Misogynistic, huh?

              Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
              well, im sorry for being a Catholic
              You WILL be when you get to Fire Lake and wonder why it's full of Catholics.

              The current catechism (official Catholic teaching) compared to the Bible.

              Last Rites

              Are Roman Catholics Christians?

              The Death Cookie

              Murph

              Why Is Mary Crying?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #22
                Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                Originally posted by Lionheart View Post
                well, im sorry for being a Catholic
                That explains a lot about you, Fluffybunnyheart. The Romanists have a long history of ignoring any part of Scripture that doesn't suit them, and we've seen you do enough of that here.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Lionheart
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 37

                  #23
                  Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Thank you. Your apology is welcome. Now are you going to give up Popish idol-worship and accept Jesus?

                  I was just joking! No i do not worship 'pope', as i see the pope as a form of an anti-christ.

                  i do not worship 'mary' either. It disturbs me when people do.

                  I worship God-
                  Father , Son and Holy Spirit, one in three and three in one, as a Trinity.

                  you see, Jesus IS Lord.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #24
                    Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                    Lord of your fevered imaginings, no doubt. Factual history clearly indicates that if there was indeed a historical jesus he would have:
                    A) Been completely different to the person portrayed in the bible. The life of jesus as described in the NT is nothing more than adaptations of Pagan myths grafted onto this life story to create this supposed 'heroic' figure.
                    B.)Been an ordinary peasant of illegitimate HUMAN birth who would have been terrified of a cigarette lighter.

                    Seriously? You'd do better to worship someone like Benjamin Franklin or Albert Einstein if you're looking to worship a human being. And that is what you're doing. Worshipping an ordinary, unremarkable HUMAN MAN who may or may not have even existed.
                    Have fun with that.
                    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 08-22-2007, 02:02 AM.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Hectate
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 20

                      #25
                      Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                      Pagans were first....you're just jealous because your religion isn't original....it is as Ms. Van Helsing stated stolen bits from the Pagan religion.
                      Why is it that many religions recogize a female/male combined God figure?If this is true, then women certainly have a place...and it isn't serving you assholes.
                      Here are some people I revere: Cringe if you will...I don't care.
                      Sylvia Browne
                      John Edward
                      Deepak Chopra
                      Dali Lama
                      James Van Pragh
                      Kirk Cameron

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                      • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Senior Pastor
                        VP of Evangelical Outreach
                        On FIRE for Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5812

                        #26
                        Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                        Originally posted by Hectate View Post
                        Pagans were first....you're just jealous because your religion isn't original
                        You are mistaken.

                        John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

                        Christianity was here from the very beginning. All of your pagan so-called religions didn't come along until later.

                        Pastor Billy-Reuben
                        Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                        ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #27
                          Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                          Originally posted by Hectate View Post
                          Why is it that many religions recogize a female/male combined God figure?
                          Because the devil lied to the people who belong to those religions. Also, many religions throughout history have recognized human sacrifice, so is that what you want us to practice?

                          If this is true, then women certainly have a place...and it isn't serving you assholes.
                          And if my Aunt Marcia were a man, she'd be my Uncle Mark. Now let's please return from your world of outlandish conjecture to the real world, as revealed to us in the Bible. If you ever actually read it, you'll see that women's place most certainly is to serve us. We've posted the relevant Scripture verses enough times, but if you insist, I'll post them again.

                          Here are some people I revere: Cringe if you will...I don't care.
                          Sylvia Browne
                          John Edward
                          Deepak Chopra
                          Dali Lama
                          James Van Pragh
                          Kirk Cameron
                          Fine, let's see Deepfried Okra, or whatever his name is, save you from eternal damnation.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • Hectate
                            Foul Sinner on Moderation
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 20

                            #28
                            Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                            Funny....you didn't comment on the fact that I like Kirk Cameron.

                            Why are you so sure that the Bible is true?...it was written eons ago...by humans who misinterpret and mis-translate everything. Which version are you reading?
                            The King James version has at least 14 books missing.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                              Originally posted by Hectate View Post
                              Funny....you didn't comment on the fact that I like Kirk Cameron.

                              Why are you so sure that the Bible is true?...it was written eons ago...by humans who misinterpret and mis-translate everything. Which version are you reading?
                              The King James version has at least 14 books missing.
                              Of course you like Kirk Cameron. Who doesn't? After THIS tour-de-force he earned his Christian chops.

                              We are 100% certain that the Holy KJV1611 Bible is the one true Bible because God made it so. Brother Jack Chick explains it in detail HERE.

                              I'd be willing to bet that you've never even read the Bible. The CHRISTIAN Bible I mean, not that joo boy Anton LaVey's version.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Hectate
                                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 20

                                #30
                                Re: Misogynistic, huh?

                                Considering the fact that both of my parents were child molesters when I was growing up...I'm pretty sure I'm at least in a casual relationship with Father Thomas Martin. I want to graduate beyond heavy petting, but he says the smell puts him off...By the way, "farce" by Rudimentary Peni is a really good EP....it attacks gender roles and explains why everyone should become queer androgynous emos....kind of like S.C.U.M...only with better tunes.

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