[Brother Temperance]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

You're planning on leaving earth? Friend, I understand that being a hellbound female False "christian" must be pretty depressing, but suicide is never the answer.

I do not believe that being male is any better than being female.

Then you've obviously never read the Bible. Do you believe that being Christ is better than not being Christ?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

So god is an equal opportunity molester?

How long has god been loving you?

Splitfoot back.

Can't you hear Jesus calling you Splitfoot? Once you have been with Christ you can't go back.

[Lionheart]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

well, im sorry for being a Catholic

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

well, im sorry for being a Catholic

Thank you. Your apology is welcome. Now are you going to give up Popish idol-worship and accept Jesus?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

"You can't spell devil without evil" ~Shitfoot

Yes, I can "SATAN". Go stomp some more cow-patties, you fruited-up twerp.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

well, im sorry for being a Catholic

You WILL be when you get to Fire Lake and wonder why it's full of Catholics.

The current catechism (official Catholic teaching) compared to the Bible.

Last Rites

Are Roman Catholics Christians?

The Death Cookie

Murph

Why Is Mary Crying?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

well, im sorry for being a Catholic

That explains a lot about you, Fluffybunnyheart. The Romanists have a long history of ignoring any part of Scripture that doesn't suit them, and we've seen you do enough of that here.

[Lionheart]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Thank you. Your apology is welcome. Now are you going to give up Popish idol-worship and accept Jesus?

I was just joking! No i do not worship 'pope', as i see the pope as a form of an anti-christ.

i do not worship 'mary' either. It disturbs me when people do.

I worship God-
Father , Son and Holy Spirit, one in three and three in one, as a Trinity.

you see, Jesus IS Lord.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Lord of your fevered imaginings, no doubt. Factual history clearly indicates that if there was indeed a historical jesus he would have:
A) Been completely different to the person portrayed in the bible. The life of jesus as described in the NT is nothing more than adaptations of Pagan myths grafted onto this life story to create this supposed 'heroic' figure.
B.)Been an ordinary peasant of illegitimate HUMAN birth who would have been terrified of a cigarette lighter.

Seriously? You'd do better to worship someone like Benjamin Franklin or Albert Einstein if you're looking to worship a human being. And that is what you're doing. Worshipping an ordinary, unremarkable HUMAN MAN who may or may not have even existed.
Have fun with that.

[Hectate (On Moderation)]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Pagans were first....you're just jealous because your religion isn't original....it is as Ms. Van Helsing stated stolen bits from the Pagan religion.
Why is it that many religions recogize a female/male combined God figure?If this is true, then women certainly have a place...and it isn't serving you assholes.
Here are some people I revere: Cringe if you will...I don't care.
Sylvia Browne
John Edward
Deepak Chopra
Dali Lama
James Van Pragh
Kirk Cameron

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Pagans were first....you're just jealous because your religion isn't original

You are mistaken.

John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Christianity was here from the very beginning. All of your pagan so-called religions didn't come along until later.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Why is it that many religions recogize a female/male combined God figure?

Because the devil lied to the people who belong to those religions. Also, many religions throughout history have recognized human sacrifice, so is that what you want us to practice?

If this is true, then women certainly have a place...and it isn't serving you assholes.

And if my Aunt Marcia were a man, she'd be my Uncle Mark. Now let's please return from your world of outlandish conjecture to the real world, as revealed to us in the Bible. If you ever actually read it, you'll see that women's place most certainly is to serve us. We've posted the relevant Scripture verses enough times, but if you insist, I'll post them again.

Here are some people I revere: Cringe if you will...I don't care.
Sylvia Browne
John Edward
Deepak Chopra
Dali Lama
James Van Pragh
Kirk Cameron

Fine, let's see Deepfried Okra, or whatever his name is, save you from eternal damnation.

[Hectate (On Moderation)]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Funny....you didn't comment on the fact that I like Kirk Cameron.

Why are you so sure that the Bible is true?...it was written eons ago...by humans who misinterpret and mis-translate everything. Which version are you reading?
The King James version has at least 14 books missing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Funny....you didn't comment on the fact that I like Kirk Cameron.

Why are you so sure that the Bible is true?...it was written eons ago...by humans who misinterpret and mis-translate everything. Which version are you reading?
The King James version has at least 14 books missing.

Of course you like Kirk Cameron. Who doesn't? After THIS tour-de-force he earned his Christian chops.

We are 100% certain that the Holy KJV1611 Bible is the one true Bible because God made it so. Brother Jack Chick explains it in detail HERE.

I'd be willing to bet that you've never even read the Bible. The CHRISTIAN Bible I mean, not that joo boy Anton LaVey's version.

[Hectate (On Moderation)]

Re: Misogynistic, huh?

Considering the fact that both of my parents were child molesters when I was growing up...I'm pretty sure I'm at least in a casual relationship with Father Thomas Martin. I want to graduate beyond heavy petting, but he says the smell puts him off...By the way, "farce" by Rudimentary Peni is a really good EP....it attacks gender roles and explains why everyone should become queer androgynous emos....kind of like S.C.U.M...only with better tunes.