[Brother Harold Porter]

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finally, i just wanted to ask why i see some "ex-masturbator"? what's so wrong with jacking off? it's natural and even necessary for your body to regularly ejaculate.

Because we've been there and know the dangers, son. The pillow rubbing when puberty started, the auto-fornication, the lubricants. Then it leads to digital self-sodomy, savaging ourselves with carrots, cucumbers and eventually eggplants.

But the worst part of the disease is that it leads to homosexuality and eventually hell. I began masturbating at 12 and by the time I was 20 I was spending all of my time cruising the interstates looking for glory holes and fellow toe-tappers in restroom stalls to satisfy my wicked and filthy lifestyle.

Come to Jesus and respect your body as He commands of us:

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" 1 Corinthians 6:19 - KJV

In Christ!

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Because we've been there and know the dangers, son. The pillow rubbing when puberty started, the auto-fornication, the lubricants. Then it leads to digital self-sodomy, savaging ourselves with carrots, cucumbers and eventually eggplants.

But the worst part of the disease is that it leads to homosexuality and eventually hell. I began masturbating at 12 and by the time I was 20 I was spending all of my time cruising the interstates looking for glory holes and fellow toe-tappers in restroom stalls to satisfy my wicked and filthy lifestyle.

Come to Jesus and respect your body as He commands of us:



In Christ!

so i see you dodged my whole thing about women and their rights. i'm guessing that it's because you know i'm right.

also, just because you've had a bad experience with masturbation doesn't mean we all will. i will never stick things up my anus. i will never have gay sex. i will never look at gay porn. all those things you did, that just shows you are weak. i'm not

[Brother Harold Porter]

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so i see you dodged my whole thing about women and their rights. i'm guessing that it's because you know i'm right.

also, just because you've had a bad experience with masturbation doesn't mean we all will. i will never stick things up my anus. i will never have gay sex. i will never look at gay porn. all those things you did, that just shows you are weak. i'm not

This is a Christian forum. Women know their place and are of little use beyond keeping the toilets clean and making babies for Jesus. But since you are a homosexual and want to apologize for them, you can join the hen party here.

Enjoy Hell. Sodomites are always welcome.

[Levi Jones]

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first off, i just wanted to tell you all that i'm a born-again christian and yet, i've managed to also be "with the times" and open-minded.

There is your first problem.

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

ok, i have one problem here. as an 18 year old, i vividly remember how, as i was growing up, i used the internet for porn. and you know what? it did nothing wrong for me. i'm a good person, a great student, and a loving brother and boyfriend. also, blocking porn from teens would just make them go through other things to see naked women, perhaps even stalking/being a peeping-tom

Wow, how incredibly Christian of you to advocate pornography.

where do you get off on saying that women are more likely to sin? what is that misogynistic view founded on? we, as men, are completely as likely, if not more so, to sin and commit crimes. there are many more murderers, rapists, thieves, and terrorists who are men than women.

Now, calm down, young lady. This view is clearly stated in the Bible. If you had read it, you would know.

1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

i seriously, seriously hope you are kidding. women are just as smart as men. women have just as much common sense. you are the idiot, if anything.

Women have as much common sense as men do!

You had me going for a second there.

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This is a Christian forum. Women know their place and are of little use beyond keeping the toilets clean and making babies for Jesus. But since you are a homosexual and want to apologize for them, you can join the hen party here.

Enjoy Hell. Sodomites are always welcome.

a woman's place is the same as one for a man. and i assure you that i'm not gay, not in the slightest. i just like to stand up for people when i see them being treated unfairly. i was linked here from a different site and i saw how against women you people were. just go be mormons if that's what you really believe.

also, one of my best friends, a friend i've had since i was very young, came out of the closet last year and it hasn't changed a thing between us. so, while homosexually is a sin, not everyone who's a homosexual is evil.

There is your first problem.

Hebrews 13:8 Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.

so what you're saying is christian=close minded. open-minded=evil? oh. i get it

Wow, how incredibly Christian of you to advocate pornography.

it's not gay porn, so what's wrong with it?

Now, calm down, young lady. This view is clearly stated in the Bible. If you had read it, you would know.

1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

so i'm a lady because i stand up for women. oh. and you know what? that was 2000 years ago. there have been many changes in both church and state. women are equal to men.

Women have as much common sense as men do!

You had me going for a second there.

i don't even have a comment for this. you're insane if you seriously believe that women are somehow not as smart/don't have as much common sense as men.

and this is why i try to distance my self from the church. because when i tell people i'm christian, they automatically associate me with people like you. people who don't even think that women are equal to men.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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also, just because you've had a bad experience with masturbation doesn't mean we all will. i will never stick things up my anus. i will never have gay sex. i will never look at gay porn. all those things you did, that just shows you are weak. i'm not

You admit that it requires strength on your part to keep from looking at gay porn. That means you are already a faggot on the inside. It's only a matter of time before you tire of pretending and begin raping little boys as you truly desire.

Repent of your foul ways and come to Jesus!

[Levi Jones]

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so i'm a lady because i stand up for women. oh. and you know what? that was 2000 years ago. there have been many changes in both church and state. women are equal to men.

No, the Bible hasn't changed. Only humans have. Therein lies the problem. You might find it acceptable to allow women to do whatever, but God doesn't.

Jesus is the same forever.

and this is why i try to distance my self from the church. because when i tell people i'm christian, they automatically associate me with people like you. people who don't even think that women are equal to men.

The Bible clearly says they aren't. Here's another one for you, lady.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

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You admit that it requires strength on your part to keep from looking at gay porn. That means you are already a faggot on the inside. It's only a matter of time before you tire of pretending and begin raping little boys as you truly desire.

Repent of your foul ways and come to Jesus!

no, but i admit that i have no interest in looking at gay porn. the only "strength" i need is mentally so that i remember what sites i like to go on and, mind you, they're all straight. i don't count lesbian porn as gay as well. plus, i wouldn't rape anyone, especially a little child and especially a boy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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no, but i admit that i have no interest in looking at gay porn. the only "strength" i need is mentally so that i remember what sites i like to go on and, mind you, they're all straight. i don't count lesbian porn as gay as well. plus, i wouldn't rape anyone, especially a little child and especially a boy.

i will never stick things up my anus. i will never have gay sex. i will never look at gay porn. all those things you did, that just shows you are weak.

Here you clearly state that looking at gay porn and shoving things up your anus "shows you are weak". That means that you are saying it requires strength for you to keep yourself from looking at gay porn and inserting objects into your anus. This means you are a faggot.

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No, the Bible hasn't changed. Only humans have. Therein lies the problem. You might find it acceptable to allow women to do whatever, but God doesn't.

Jesus is the same forever.



The Bible clearly says they aren't. Here's another one for you, lady.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

you know what's funny? the church that i go to has to pastors, and one's a woman. and many of the people who go are women. i'm pretty sure things have changed.

Here you clearly state that looking at gay porn and shoving things up your anus "shows you are weak". That means that you are saying it requires strength for you to keep yourself from looking at gay porn and inserting objects into your anus. This means you are a faggot.

no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak

[Levi Jones]

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you know what's funny? the church that i go to has to pastors, and one's a woman.

Then, why don't you read them the scriptures I just posted? The Bible says you are to rebuke sinners.

Leviticus 19:17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

Here's another one for you to read to your lady "pastor."

Ephesians 5:23-24 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Levi Jones]

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no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak

I honestly can't believe you claim to be a Christian and admit to masturbating to pornography.

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Do you even read from the Bible in your "church"? Maybe you just read excerpts from Andrea Dworkin's angry clitoris and abuse yourselves to porn.

[Deaner]

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you know what's funny? the church that i go to has to pastors, and one's a woman. and many of the people who go are women. i'm pretty sure things have changed.

no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak

You already are weak because you go to a church where women are allowed to be Pastors. It's just common sense that you will soon be sticking things up your anus. Any idiot can see that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak

Which means that you believe that it requires strength for people not to look at gay porn and shove things up their anus. Which means that in your experience it requires strength to resist those things. Which means that if you did not exert your own inner strength, you would be doing those things. Which means you've already committed homosexuality in your heart. Which means you are a fag! Way to go fagboy!

[Bob4God]

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so, while homosexually is a sin, not everyone who's a homosexual is evil.

I just wanted to point out the irony of admitting something is a sin but claiming it isn't "evil." What church taught you THAT?

While I am at it, I would also like to comment on this:

i don't count lesbian porn as gay as well.

You know we get people on here all the time that try to twist scripture to justify their own sins, but this is a new one. I never heard anybody claim lesbian porn wasn't gay. Well, kid, I've got some bad news for you. GOD says lesbians are queerios too, and they are going to HELL.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: -Romans 1:26