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  • #46
    Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

    Originally posted by explode View Post
    and this is why i try to distance my self from the church. because when i tell people i'm christian, they automatically associate me with people like you. people who don't even think that women are equal to men.
    This statement right here proves that you are a False Christian. You care more about what people of the world think of you than what God thinks of you.

    As pointed out many times to you God says that women are to submit to their men. They were created to be helpmeets.

    But I am concerned about the fact that you are so worried about what the world thinks of you.

    Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

    Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


    God told us to be grateful to be persecuted for his word, not to bend to the whims of modern society.


    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

    Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.


    1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • #47
      Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

      Originally posted by explode View Post
      no. i was calling the man who said that he stopped masturbating because he used to do all of that stuff weak. i'm saying anyone who falls into that is weak
      So, have you told your little out-of-the-closet homosexual friend that you think he is weak?

      Just curious.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #48
        Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

        New meeting -- FRIDAY OCTOBER 1! All G.A.P.E. members must attend.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • #49
          Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          New meeting -- FRIDAY OCTOBER 1! All G.A.P.E. members must attend.
          Wonderful! I'll be in town, and will have just finished rehearsal with Bobby-Joe and the boys (for Hell House).
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #50
            Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

            Oh give it a break...you guys just want to sit around and watch porn....admit it...true Christians don't lie after all...

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            • #51
              Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

              Originally posted by Kolonol View Post
              Oh give it a break...you guys just want to sit around and watch porn....admit it...true Christians don't lie after all...
              Did you ever watch porn? It is horrible! I assure you the only reason we do this is to make the world a better place.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #52
                Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                I never watched a porn in my life. As I was producing my son (who now wants to put me in the rest home) I was vomtting all over my late wife since I was so shocked seeing her na...I don`t want to think about it. It was terrible.

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                • #53
                  Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                  Originally posted by Heinrich Brunzel View Post
                  I never watched a porn in my life. As I was producing my son (who now wants to put me in the rest home) I was vomtting all over my late wife since I was so shocked seeing her na...I don`t want to think about it. It was terrible.
                  I hear you Brother. The horrible deed of making children should only be performed in absolute darkness. And one once per child.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #54
                    Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                    No.
                    Nahum 1:2

                    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                    • #55
                      Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                      Reverend Jim, I want to thank you for your efforts to keep us all comfortable at the Gentlemen Attending Pornographic Exhibitions meeting.

                      I admit, after my vigorous, three-hour rehearsal for the Hell House with Bobby-Joe and the boys (ALL the boys, I think it was), I was more than a little tired and sore. The soft chair was a big help, but I do apologize for falling asleep during When Ginger Met Nina. I hope my notes were adequate . . .
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #56
                        Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                        I am so proud to know that there are good, honest, God-fearing Christian men out there who put it all out there on the line, right in front of everyone, and who are not afraid to face whatever pops out, and grab onto it with both hands.

                        You guys are truly the bulwark of faith against the sinful tides of filth and sluttery. If only I were a little closer, I would be honored to buy you all soft drinks, snacks and lotion to assist in The Lord's work that you are doing.
                        He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
                        God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                        • #57
                          Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          I hear you Brother. The horrible deed of making children should only be performed in absolute darkness. And one once per child.
                          I love having pre-marital sex. It's the best thing ever. You probably just have ugly wives with ugly bodies

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                          • #58
                            Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                            Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
                            I love having pre-marital sex. It's the best thing ever. You probably just have ugly wives with ugly bodies
                            I love having sex before marriage.Yeah you guys must have ugly wifes....

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                            • #59
                              Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                              Originally posted by dtracy View Post
                              I love having sex before marriage.Yeah you guys must have ugly wifes....
                              Aww...... it's so cute that you parrot your boyfriend. Do you finish each others sentences as well?
                              PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                              Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                              Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                              • #60
                                Re: Sign up today: Gentlemen Against Pornographic Exhibition (GAP

                                Monday, Dec 27 @ 6:30 PM

                                Brother Harold Porter was kind enough to open up his modest home for this next meeting. We will be focusing on the new craze of "sexting" as well as analyze amateur cell phone videos. We will be studying this intensely as to learn how to make our town safer for our children and how we can help them avoid the trap of premarital cyberfornication.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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