[Seth Campbell]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

If a man has to resort to hitting his wife it is because he has not loved her in the first place, because love and appreciation mellows even the most contentious wife. There is nothing that takes the fight out of a woman like looking at her and talking to her like she is in fact the most important creature in the entire world. And make her do the dishes with a smile on her face to boot! I've seen it work countless times. I advocate the path of least resistance in these matters.

To think that beatings breeds gratitude is seriously misguided. Kindness begets kindness, violence begets violence. Do unto others, this is the entire law and the prophets. Be nice to women and they will be nice to you. Appreciate them and they will smile at you. Humble yourself before them and tell them they are the greatest creation in all of God's wonders, and you will not only get a smile, possibly a tear and most likely marital intimacy.

THAT'S wisdom. Whether you accept it or not.

God bless.

sas

Oh sure kiddo. Come talk to me when you've been married ten years.

Unless of course you want to be a meek little mouse in the corner living in fear of a brawling woman. That is the new "liebral marriage" isn't it.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

Oh sure kiddo. Come talk to me when you've been married ten years.

Unless of course you want to be a meek little mouse in the corner living in fear of a brawling woman. That is the new "liebral marriage" isn't it.

I don't know your personal politics but I think the reason your wife is brawling is because you treat her like 'shit'. Beating her with a stick so she will have sons, and saying stuff like daughters are worthless. Between the abuse and the insults I am sure any sane human would give a little back, and your cure for that is more abuse. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Did Jesus cure Mary Magdalen, or did he give her the backhand? Did he ever beat any of the demon possessed that were brought to Him, or did he cure them non-violently? When did Jesus ever resort to violence? Where in the example of the Lord do you find justification for what you do?

sas

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

I don't know your personal politics but I think the reason your wife is brawling is because you treat her like 'shit'. Beating her with a stick so she will have sons, and saying stuff like daughters are worthless. Between the abuse and the insults I am sure any sane human would give a little back, and your cure for that is more abuse. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Did Jesus cure Mary Magdalen, or did he give her the backhand? Did he ever beat any of the demon possessed that were brought to Him, or did he cure them non-violently? When did Jesus ever resort to violence? Where in the example of the Lord do you find justification for what you do?

sas

You've met my wife on this board already. She doesn't like you, in fact I believe you called her "nasty and hateful".

Oh and you may want to read this.
Jesus is impolite, deal with it

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

You've met my wife on this board already. She doesn't like you, in fact I believe you called her "nasty and hateful".

Oh and you may want to read this.
Jesus is impolite, deal with it

Are you sure she wasn't talking about you, for giving her yet another unnecessary beating? Or is she grateful for that?

Btw, have you been beaten as a child? In case you haven't, have you given yourself what you missed growing up as a child, to make up for lost time? Or are you a hypocrite?

I am sad that your wife feels so about me, but I would like to ask her, how often does she get beat up and for what reasons? And, does she feel it is what helps her best in the christian life?

If not, her suffering is a reflection of your failure as a husband, not God's will. I almost can't say it but like Jesus stood up for those that couldn't defend themselves, so will I.

If you weren't beaten yourself but do it to others then you are a cowardly individual indeed

sas

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

Are you sure she wasn't talking about you, for giving her yet another unnecessary beating? Or is she grateful for that?

Brothers, excuse me, I know this is the mens forum, but I am going to give my wife permission to post here if it's okay with you. I think a certain piece of unsaved trash needs to hear the words of a True Christian™ woman.

Btw, have you been beaten as a child? In case you haven't, have you given yourself what you missed growing up as a child, to make up for lost time? Or are you a hypocrite?

Wow, you're dumb. I grew up back in the day when anyone would give you a smack. Teachers, neighbors, parents. Usually if the neighbor caught you and smacked you by the time you got home they had called your parents and dad was waiting with the belt.

I am sad that your wife feels so about me, but I would like to ask her, how often does she get beat up and for what reasons? And, does she feel it is what helps her best in the christian life?

Oh, I'm sure she'll explain it to you....

If not, her suffering is a reflection of your failure as a husband, not God's will. I almost can't say it but like Jesus stood up for those that couldn't defend themselves, so will I.

You think my wife can't defend herself? She trains protection dogs for her hobby and can shoot a squirrel in the eye. The woman can carry two 50lb bags of feed at one time and can catch a flying 130 pound dog. She is not weak in any manner of the word.

If you weren't beaten yourself but do it to others then you are a cowardly individual indeed

You are a strange man with weird homosexual fetishes. No wonder she blocked you.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

Are you sure she wasn't talking about you, for giving her yet another unnecessary beating? Or is she grateful for that?

Btw, have you been beaten as a child? In case you haven't, have you given yourself what you missed growing up as a child, to make up for lost time? Or are you a hypocrite?

I am sad that your wife feels so about me, but I would like to ask her, how often does she get beat up and for what reasons? And, does she feel it is what helps her best in the christian life?

If not, her suffering is a reflection of your failure as a husband, not God's will. I almost can't say it but like Jesus stood up for those that couldn't defend themselves, so will I.

If you weren't beaten yourself but do it to others then you are a cowardly individual indeed

sas

Now that is quite enough out of you. You are insulting a close personal friend of mine and his wife. I will have you know that the Campbell's are a model of Christian family values. Sister BIG understands that when her man speaks she listens, we only say it one time. Now I hope that you are man enough to apologise for your stupidity.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

Sister BIG fire when ready!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

Sister BIG fire when ready!

Oooh, the mens room..... Should I dust while I'm here?
I see the little idiot is still ignoring anything that anyone else posts. Not sure I'll be able to get through to him either. The reason I blocked him is he's just plain annoying, not like your average troll, more like that mosquito that keeps you awake at night and disappears when you turn the light on.

**cracks knuckles**

Are you sure she wasn't talking about you, for giving her yet another unnecessary beating? Or is she grateful for that?

There is a major difference between abuse and a correction. The whole thread is about Sean Connery slapping women. Not sure why anyone's making a big deal about it. Yes Seth slaps me, but hey, I deserve it when he does it. If he just came home and beat the crap out of me because his boss pissed him off, that would be abuse.

Btw, have you been beaten as a child? In case you haven't, have you given yourself what you missed growing up as a child, to make up for lost time? Or are you a hypocrite?

Exactly how old are you little boy? My husband described exactly how life was when we were growing up. I remember getting caught stealing apples from the neighbors tree, well she took a broom to me and left marks across my back, when I got home my mother was waiting for me with the wooden spoon and left welts across my backside. I can tell you that I never stole apples again. Children were so much better behaved back then, and they LISTENED TO THEIR BETTERS!

I am sad that your wife feels so about me, but I would like to ask her, how often does she get beat up and for what reasons? And, does she feel it is what helps her best in the christian life?

You're not sorry, you are purposely being annoying. How I would love to take a strap to you and teach you what proper manners are. As for how often I get corrected (I will not use your terms because Seth doesn't "beat me up") it depends. In February, things were not going well and it got bad. Lately not much more than a swat here and there. Yes it helps me be a Good Christian Wife. You see Seth works on the road a lot and I have a hard time relenquishing the reins of the household when he gets home. God tells me to submit to my husband, so when I cook for my husband I cook as if I'm cooking for Jesus, when I clean I clean as if Jesus was going to walk through that door.

If not, her suffering is a reflection of your failure as a husband, not God's will. I almost can't say it but like Jesus stood up for those that couldn't defend themselves, so will I.

So I can't stand up for myself? I can catch a 130 pound dog with one arm, I can lift 50 pound sacks of feed. I train protection dogs and have a number around the house. How exactly is it that I cannot defend myself? And why should I defend myself from my husband? A correction is not abuse.

If you weren't beaten yourself but do it to others then you are a cowardly individual indeed

Look the men in our community are not gay and they're not interested in your fantasies. My husband has won plenty of awards for shooting, and I believe Brother Dewitt is another crack shot. Brother Dewitt is married to the most wonderful woman and dearest friend and neighbor I could ask for. I have lived amongst the secular, and trust me I feel more appreciation and love being "locked in an evil and abusive relationship where I'm not even allowed to work outside the house" than I ever did out in the "real world". Here a woman is judged on her abilities as a wife and mother, not on how skinny she is, or whether or not the boss wants to screw her.


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I hope that's enough... I'll just tidy up and leave now.
Thank you

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

What do you do when he misbehaves? Since you are a True Christian and yet misbehaves I am sure your husband, or at least some husbands, do the same. What do the wives do then?

Second, I'm sorry he beats you. But you don't see it that way. To you it is correction. But still you recognize there is something like abuse. For me it is a bit confusing.

Can I ask, why do you misbehave? You mentioned not wanting to give over control of the household? Can't you just work on that? Isn't that preferable to getting beat? I also am not sure I understand, you want control of the household, I thought you shared it with your husband and you worked for each other?

I wouldn't slap anybody for that, I find that when someone is misbehaving you can often say something that will make them behave, remind them of their place.

What do you think your sin is, in the mistakes you make around the house?

sas

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

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What do you do when he misbehaves? Since you are a True Christian and yet misbehaves I am sure your husband, or at least some husbands, do the same. What do the wives do then?

Nothing. We don't misbehave

Second, I'm sorry he beats you. But you don't see it that way. To you it is correction. But still you recognize there is something like abuse. For me it is a bit confusing.

Reading comprehension problem? Go back a reread her post.

Can I ask, why do you misbehave? You mentioned not wanting to give over control of the household? Can't you just work on that? Isn't that preferable to getting beat? I also am not sure I understand, you want control of the household, I thought you shared it with your husband and you worked for each other?

Females are prone to errors.

I wouldn't slap anybody for that, I find that when someone is misbehaving you can often say something that will make them behave, remind them of their place.

Great when you get married, give your testicles to your wife, you don't need them

What do you think your sin is, in the mistakes you make around the house?

True Christians are with out sin.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

What do you do when he misbehaves? Since you are a True Christian and yet misbehaves I am sure your husband, or at least some husbands, do the same. What do the wives do then?

I don't think she's coming back, she's currently scrubbing the bathtub and muttering about trolls. She gets mad enough and she'll scrub the porcelain right off.

The man is the head of the household. I thought you were a Christian who read the Bible. How are you capable of reading the Bible when you cannot understand a womans post?

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Second, I'm sorry he beats you. But you don't see it that way. To you it is correction. But still you recognize there is something like abuse. For me it is a bit confusing.

I'll copy it again for you in large print. Would it help if I typed slower?

If he just came home and beat the crap out of me because his boss pissed him off, that would be abuse.

Can I ask, why do you misbehave? You mentioned not wanting to give over control of the household? Can't you just work on that? Isn't that preferable to getting beat?

You've got a real sick fantasy about beating women, don't you. Homosexual who fantasizes about beating women, what a mix.

She told you that I am on the road 3-5 days/week with my job. During that time she runs the house. She has to, or else it will fall apart. When the furnace broke down last winter what was she supposed to do, let my boys freeze until I got home? Therefore, because she runs the house so much on her own, and because she was older when we got married, and because she is such a strong tempered woman. She does have a hard time when I come home and assume leadership. I put a kink in her system. Do you think she misbehaves on purpose? No, unlike you she is not a little child whose father didn't beat him enough.

I also am not sure I understand, you want control of the household, I thought you shared it with your husband and you worked for each other?

Where do you Get that idea? You've never opened a Bible in your life. The hierarchy goes
- Jesus
- Man
- Woman/Older Sons
- Young Sons
- Daughters

I wouldn't slap anybody for that, I find that when someone is misbehaving you can often say something that will make them behave, remind them of their place.

So now you're hitting on my wife? what do you think if you throw enough of your feces around here someones going to fall for it?

What do you think your sin is, in the mistakes you make around the house?

Leave the wife alone buster.

[landoverlover]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

One wife, shaken, not stirred.

[choobaka]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

It work in my household! When the mrs gives me a scornful eye, I give her the 1's and 2's.

You need therapy.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

You need therapy.

You need to read the Bible, friend.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Sean Connery explains when and how to slap an uppity woman.

Mr. Connery surely gives here sound advise on disciplining our wife.
I agree with him on that wholeheartedly, it's just something about him that I don't trust.







It may have been hot then, or he ran out of brown leather or something, but I still find this outfit bit odd for hunting.