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  • hellion
    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
    • Nov 2006
    • 564
    #151
    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    We have already earned it. That's why we have it and that's why we are able to keep it. Be quiet or you will end up on a reservation with what's left of the injuns.
    Haha! So you are afraid that women are now smarter than you. You haven't earned it. You just scare people with what a book says about Hell. Well, most women don't believe that anymore. And if you send all the 'inferiors' like women and indians (and by the way, learn how to spell atleast to a 1st grade level) then, there'll be no one left for you to continue the human race. How is that going to work out?
    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

    Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405
        #152
        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        Haha! So you are afraid that women are now smarter than you. You haven't earned it. You just scare people with what a book says about Hell. Well, most women don't believe that anymore. And if you send all the 'inferiors' like women and indians (and by the way, learn how to spell atleast to a 1st grade level) then, there'll be no one left for you to continue the human race. How is that going to work out?
        When Jesus returns there will be no need to "continue" the human race. Of course it woun't matter to you because if you will have had your scull split open by Jesus at the last battle.

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          • Ixi
            Wretched Unsaved Goth
            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
            • Sep 2006
            • 844
            #153
            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            I get it. This is icky's cousin or her sister.
            Hellion isn't my cousin or my sister, and stop calling me icky pissy pistle!
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621
                #154
                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                Hellion isn't my cousin or my sister, and stop calling me icky pissy pistle!
                Who here has called you "icky pissy pistle"? I certainly haven't.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • hellion
                    Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 564
                    #155
                    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    When Jesus returns there will be no need to "continue" the human race. Of course it woun't matter to you because if you will have had your scull split open by Jesus at the last battle.
                    Well Jesus isn't coming for you.
                    "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                    Moderatio est Figmentum

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892
                        #156
                        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        Well Jesus isn't coming for you.
                        That's right, He's coming for you, your family, and all your disgusting, sinning friends.
                        He's going to kill you all, and all the birds in the world will feast on your flesh. (Proably while you're still partly alive.)
                        The rivers will run red with heathen blood.
                        Glory!

                        Bobby-Joe and the rest of us will already have been Raptured, so we will return with Jesus as soldiers in His army as it decends from the Heavens.
                        Jesus and us will be doing all the killing, you will be doing all the dying.
                        Praise God!
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844
                            #157
                            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                            STOP CALLING ME ICKY. Pastor Pistle is pissy pistle.
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • Enobarbus
                                Professor of English Landover University
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3496
                                #158
                                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                STOP CALLING ME ICKY. Pastor Pistle is pissy pistle.
                                What a rude thing to say. You'll start sounding like Adia at this rate. If you want to hold the high moral ground you should not retali be rude like that.
                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #159
                                    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                    STOP CALLING ME ICKY. Pastor Pistle is pissy pistle.
                                    WRONG! Pastor Pistle is a man of God who deserves your admiration, respect, and money. On the other hand, you, Icky, are the recipient of 50 shiny new warning points.
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • Ixi
                                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 844
                                        #160
                                        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                        WRONG! Pastor Pistle is a man of God who deserves your admiration, respect, and money. On the other hand, you, Icky, are the recipient of 50 shiny new warning points.
                                        Oooh, shiny!
                                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                          • SalvationSeeker
                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 3892
                                            #161
                                            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                            Oooh, shiny!
                                            What shall we do with you, Ixki?
                                            Whatever we do, no matter how much love we show you, you keep mocking the Lord.

                                            You don't want Jesus to get fed up with you and smite you down, do you?
                                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                              • Brother Temperance
                                                Senior Usher
                                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                A very nice young man
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15621
                                                #162
                                                Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                Oooh, shiny!
                                                Icky, you're starting to sound like a magpie or a Jew or something. If we give you a shiny rock, will you accept Our Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour?
                                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                  • Ixi
                                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 844
                                                    #163
                                                    Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                                    Love? What kind of love have you ever shown me?!?
                                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                                                        Scientific Advisor
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 2373
                                                        #164
                                                        Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                                        The Love(tm) of Christ, what else?!
                                                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                                                          • SalvationSeeker
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 3892
                                                            #165
                                                            Re: Men ARE Smarter then women

                                                            Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
                                                            The Love(tm) of Christ, what else?!
                                                            Exactly, brother Jon.
                                                            Ixy is an ungrateful wench if I ever seen one.

                                                            She cannot even find it in her black heart to thank her own creator; Jesus Christ.
                                                            Truly sad.
                                                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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