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  • #61
    Re: Pie conspiracy

    Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
    creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them, its fun if you can do somthing together, like i remember when i was little



    and my dad used to barbeq out on teh grill and we teamed up and when it was ready he would jus yell hey midge my meats almost ready can you toss everbodys salad?


    and of course i would toss his salad, then my mom would go hurry up and come midge and me are already going to town in here and my dad would come in holding his sausage and then me and my mom would get our buns out
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    • #62
      Re: Pie conspiracy

      Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
      like i remember when i was little
      You were little? When did you stop being little?
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      Give her a shovel.
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      • #63
        Re: Pie conspiracy

        Originally posted by wait_what View Post
        You were little? When did you stop being little?
        Midge never stopped being little. She claims to have grown to 5ft 8 that is a impossibility, but sadly she is being brainwashed on this forum to believe that she can grow, because otherwise they will not accept her. I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.God made me like this for a purpsose, and I am living by that each day.
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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        • #64
          Re: Pie conspiracy

          Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
          I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.
          YOU don't have a cure, because you don't have a faith in Him. For people with faith, prayer will cure every curse and sickness.

          You just have to have more faith and BELIEVE in the words of Jesus.

          Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

          Surely you are not saying that Jesus is a liar.

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          • #65
            Re: Pie conspiracy

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            ...Surely you are not saying that Jesus is a liar.
            That's what she's been saying all along. You are a bit thick, aren't you?

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            • #66
              Re: Pie conspiracy

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              That's what she's been saying all along. You are a bit thick, aren't you?
              I would not expect black-hearted atheist like you to understand, but we rational Christians are not as judgemental as you lot. We have compassion for other people souls and we would like to see good in others too.

              I just can't believe that anyone could actually hate Jesus as much as this garden gnome claims to hate.

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              • #67
                Re: Pie conspiracy

                Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                Midge never stopped being little. She claims to have grown to 5ft 8 that is a impossibility, but sadly she is being brainwashed on this forum to believe that she can grow, because otherwise they will not accept her. I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.God made me like this for a purpsose, and I am living by that each day.
                What does this have to do with pies, dear?

                This thread is about pies. Kindly refrain from stalking our forum members.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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