[Bob4God]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Boy do I have news for you!
I'm not christian. I'm agnostic.

This isn't news. We get atheists and agnostics by the ton here.

I'm Bi (Google it you unintelligent pilgrims), incredibly smart.
I have voices in my head that tell me to kill myself, and I hallucinate about demons.

So you're a bisexual lunatic. That should help us all take you seriously.

I'm a teenage Australian, I'm Pro-Sea shephards, Pro-Tree-huggers and pro-feminism.

What is it with kids today and loving all over the environment? Do you really care if there are any trees left on the planet by the time you have children of your own?

Beating women is for men afraid of being overpowered by their women.

We discipline our women like True Christian manly men.

If you prefer to be dominated, abused, and bossed around by women your entire life, then by all means, enjoy your sick self-abasement and supplication.

[AustralianQueer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, don't you be hating on my Demons!
He's a great guy; took me out for dinner, then we went home and he showed me one hell of a wild time!

[TheHoly]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I know exactly how you feel, God once told me to send all the suffering children living with atheist parents, and to send them to heaven... So i did. I started out with Timmy, my next door neighbor who's parents are atheists. Long story short, i sent Timmy to heaven, and his parents to hell.

[AustralianQueer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Back off man.
This is my laugh, not yours.

I'm getting my shits and giggles here.

'Hitting your wife' ahaha ever heard of the Geneva convention of rights?
Legally I can report you all TRahaha Racism, Sexism and breaking a few rights.

Yep, so legal man.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Back off man.
This is my laugh, not yours.

I'm getting my shits and giggles here.

'Hitting your wife' ahaha ever heard of the Geneva convention of rights?
Legally I can report you all TRahaha Racism, Sexism and breaking a few rights.

Yep, so legal man.

Nope. Never heard of the Geneva Convention of Rights. Can you post a link with reference to the part where it says you can't hit women?

Report us to whom, precisely?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Hey, Back off man.
This is my laugh, not yours.

I'm getting my shits and giggles here.

'Hitting your wife' ahaha ever heard of the Geneva convention of rights?
Legally I can report you all TRahaha Racism, Sexism and breaking a few rights.

Yep, so legal man.

The Geneva Convention is for states of war (as World War One).

You seem to imply that it is not Christian for the man as head of the house hold to disciple his wife. What would make you say such a thing: do you want your wife to to Hell?

I loved my ex wife so much I made sure she was going to Heaven. Sure, that meant I had to discipline her from time to time but I did not want her going to Hell.

I hope that makes things a bit clearer.

YIC

[TiffanyWillBlowYou]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

This thread is a joke, right? What goes around comes around. Hit your women, you get hit back....with a mack truck. @ AustrailianQueer, fuck yes for the sea shepards! LOVE Whale Wars!

[Deaner]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

This thread is a joke, right? What goes around comes around. Hit your women, you get hit back....with a mack truck. @ AustrailianQueer, piffle yes for the sea shepards! LOVE Whale Wars!

You're fucking retarded right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You're fucking retarded right?

I'm afraid so, Brother. Probably cumdrunk from all the sailors she's serviced too.

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

[TheAppleMan]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. Fuck you for striking a defenseless woman. Your wife no less. She trusts you to protect and love her, not harm and shame. You're obviously so insecure with yourself that you have to find some sort of confidence boost, in this case by beating your wife and bragging about it on the internet. If you want to strike someone, come to Boise Idaho and find me. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out as I would pummel the ever living shit out of you until. Pick on someone your own size you worthless woman beating dirt bag. That goes for everyone else on this forum who promote violence against women, homosexuals, and different races. Take your psalms, verses, testaments and whatever else and choke on them.

EQUALITY FOR ALL NO GODS NO MASTERS

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. piffle you for striking a defenseless woman. Your wife no less. She trusts you to protect and love her, not harm and shame. You're obviously so insecure with yourself that you have to find some sort of confidence boost, in this case by beating your wife and bragging about it on the internet. If you want to strike someone, come to Boise Idaho and find me. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out as I would pummel the ever living shit out of you until. Pick on someone your own size you worthless woman beating dirt bag. That goes for everyone else on this forum who promote violence against women, homosexuals, and different races. Take your psalms, verses, testaments and whatever else and choke on them.

EQUALITY FOR ALL NO GODS NO MASTERS

Take a look at 1 Corinthians 11:3 (hint: it's in my sig).

Just what do you think that means?

EQUALITY FOR ALL

Even for gay anal rapists of children? You should be ashamed of your self, sir!

YIC

[Johnathan]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. piffle you for striking a defenseless woman. Your wife no less. She trusts you to protect and love her, not harm and shame. You're obviously so insecure with yourself that you have to find some sort of confidence boost, in this case by beating your wife and bragging about it on the internet. If you want to strike someone, come to Boise Idaho and find me. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out as I would pummel the ever living shit out of you until. Pick on someone your own size you worthless woman beating dirt bag. That goes for everyone else on this forum who promote violence against women, homosexuals, and different races. Take your psalms, verses, testaments and whatever else and choke on them.

EQUALITY FOR ALL NO GODS NO MASTERS

I am confused, Friend. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate the foul language, as he was simply following Christ's commandments:

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

1st Timothy 2:11-12
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

A good resource you too may wish to use once Christ enters your heart: http://www.christiandomesticdiscipli...iscipline.html

Our blessed Pastors can provide you more information about God's love, if you feel that a mere vehicle salesman like me is not enough for you.

Yours in Christ.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You are the biggest piece of shit on the planet. piffle you for striking a defenseless woman. Your wife no less. She trusts you to protect and love her, not harm and shame. You're obviously so insecure with yourself that you have to find some sort of confidence boost, in this case by beating your wife and bragging about it on the internet. If you want to strike someone, come to Boise Idaho and find me. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out as I would pummel the ever living shit out of you until. Pick on someone your own size you worthless woman beating dirt bag. That goes for everyone else on this forum who promote violence against women, homosexuals, and different races. Take your psalms, verses, testaments and whatever else and choke on them.

EQUALITY FOR ALL NO GODS NO MASTERS

Friend, I do not know where you have been for the last 70 years. Was your head stuck in a hole?
A woman is not defenseless. They are not some utterly incapable being that can only sit in a chair staring mindlessly into space. No, a woman has has many valuable and redeeming qualities. Take my own wife for example. She can bake, toss a bale of hay up into a loft, sweep floors and slop pigs all with minimal supervision. Why you insist on degrading the feminine gender with your slander is simply cruel.
As we all now, all living things are basically animals and over time are capable of learning things. When mistakes are noticed, they are pointed out. The question comes to this. How does a person know exactly how to deal with a situation? Many heathens just guess at a solution and this explains why the divorce rate is what it is. No friend, there is a book of answers. It is called the KJV Bible. For ever situation, God has carefully considered how to resolve it. After all, who would know better than the entity that created us! Isn't this fantastic!
Great, now that we know there is a tried and true solution, you need to learn about it. To the 'man on the street', some of what God expects you to do might seem cruel, unfair or in some cases, out right barbaric. Is it your place to second guess God? Could you create everything in just six days? Of course not. God obviously knows what he is talking about. So when He tells you to stone your wife, do it. Both you and your wife will be better off for it.
Mrs. Hutchins never complains, she works six days a week from 4 AM to 10 PM. She rarely makes any mistakes and is able to do just fine with three missing fingers. She learned. Your wife can too. God wants her to be a successful in life. Do not be the one to hold her back.

[CREATOR]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

A MAN WHO BEATS THOSE HE LOVES IS MORE USELESS TO ME THAN A COLONY OF ANTS! AT LEAST ANTS OBEY ORDERS PROPERLY. MANY OF YOU SADISTIC CUNTFUCKS HAVE TWISTED MY WORD AROUND SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS MY SPIRIT JUST TO CONSIDER YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE, YE FAITHLESS HYPOCRYTICAL ANTS! WHEN YE DIE, YE WILL FIND THAT I HAVE NO RELATIONS WITH ME, AS YE HAVE BROKEN MY WORD!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

A MAN WHO BEATS THOSE HE LOVES IS MORE USELESS TO ME THAN A COLONY OF ANTS! AT LEAST ANTS OBEY ORDERS PROPERLY. MANY OF YOU SADISTIC cooterpiffleS HAVE TWISTED MY WORD AROUND SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS MY SPIRIT JUST TO CONSIDER YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE, YE FAITHLESS HYPOCRYTICAL ANTS! WHEN YE DIE, YE WILL FIND THAT I HAVE NO RELATIONS WITH ME, AS YE HAVE BROKEN MY WORD!

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first touch you?

YIC