[Timefag]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Are you retarded? Aliens was by all accounts pretty good film, (I've never seen it) but how can a 70s movie compare with the greatest book ever written?

Hint: it can't

Exodus 34:6 And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,

Jesus told me the Truth!
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Sorry for speaking the truth seems like the god squad are after me

[proteastantguy]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You did the right thing by beating her up an hunting her all around town. She just needs to know her rights and where she belongs.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You don't really believe in all that shite do you mate? If there was a god then WHY does he let his children suffer at the hands of evil? Where was he when Adolf was on his way to having the blood of 54 million people on his hands.


Why did he let those planes hit the twin towers?

Why is there NO factual proof of Jesus's existance?


Aliens are more believable than god, sorry but that is true.

To show His Glory! To sanctify True Christians™!

But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
1 Peter 5:10

For it became him, for whom are all things, and by whom are all things, in bringing many sons unto glory, to make the captain of their salvation perfect through sufferings.
Hebrews 2:10


For my name's sake will I defer mine anger, and for my praise will I refrain for thee, that I cut thee not off.
Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction.
For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do it: for how should my name be polluted? and I will not give my glory unto another.
Isaiah 48:9-11

According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.
Ephesians 1:4-6

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

So how big was this vessel? How did they know that they were getting an even mixture of lets say...Fleas or bedbugs.....how did they know which was male or female.

The Bible is for weak minded fools who need some comfort in their lives and to be guided by others of a similar ilk.

PS, you forgot about the omission of the dinosaurs in the bible.

Behemoth, dragon, leviathan. Put them in your pet Bible search for lazy people.

[Art Speir]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I have never seen my father hit my mother. Actually my sisters were taught by both of my parents to never let a man hit them for any reason. My sisters are both trained in karate. What should I tell them?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I have never seen my father hit my mother. Actually my sisters were taught by both of my parents to never let a man hit them for any reason. My sisters are both trained in karate. What should I tell them?

That you apologise and that they should submit to their husbands.

[Art Speir]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I'm sure they won't, besides knowing them if they are even hit by their husbands they would strike back. They are trained in Karate and even in Karate classes they tell women to protect themselves and they will.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Well, you could ask them whether or not they like to be raped by barbed tallywackers.

If they do, tell them to enjoy Hell.
If they don't, tell them that's exactly what is Satan going to do to them if they continue to be feminazis.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I'm sure they won't, besides knowing them if they are even hit by their husbands they would strike back. They are trained in Karate and even in Karate classes they tell women to protect themselves and they will.

Although I am certainly no proponent of the Asian religion of Karate (did you know it was conceived out of Hindu origins as offerings to the various false gods?), I have always been under the impression that it was to be used for self defense only. In other words, only if a person is attacked are they to respond. If one's husband/father were to hit them, that can hardly be considered an attack! A more appropriate term would be that they are being rebuked, or corrected. Perhaps punished. But hardly ATTACKED.

Now it may be that in the streets they are attacked by some crazed person. In that case, perhaps karate will help to preserve their purity, and in that sense, they could employ their skills. But against their husbands, sons and fathers, a woman should never raise her hand!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I'm sure they won't, besides knowing them if they are even hit by their husbands they would strike back. They are trained in Karate and even in Karate classes they tell women to protect themselves and they will.

By hitting their husbands they are punching Christ in the face

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

These women are like dirty joos

Jesus takes names!
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[Art Speir]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

By hitting their husbands they are punching Christ in the face

If that is so then why do they teach women self defence?

These women are like dirty joos

Why do you spell Jews that way? I am just curious.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I'm sure they won't, besides knowing them if they are even hit by their husbands they would strike back. They are trained in Karate and even in Karate classes they tell women to protect themselves and they will.

Then they will burn in Hell and it will be all your fault.

[Art Speir]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Then they will burn in Hell and it will be all your fault.

I am curious, how would it be my fault? I didn't have anything to do with them choosing to take self defense. It was my parents who suggested it for them.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I am curious, how would it be my fault? I didn't have anything to do with them choosing to take self defense. It was my parents who suggested it for them.

And you didn't tell them to get out of your life for suggesting your daughters joined forces with Satan in ripping apart the fabric of our once proud Christian family values. You stood aside and let them damn your little girls to endless torment. What a lack of responsibility and moral fibre.

Shame on you!

[Art Speir]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

And you didn't tell them to get out of your life for suggesting your daughters joined forces with Satan in ripping apart the fabric of our once proud Christian family values. You stood aside and let them damn your little girls to endless torment. What a lack of responsibility and moral fibre.

Shame on you!

How can i be shamed if I hadn't found Christianity until the past couple days. I didn't know about the word or anything before now. My parents raised us to follow our own paths, it had never been pushed on me or my older sisters. They continue with my younger brothers as well. They do not know God or Jesus. I was not raised a Christian so how would I know any values? As I mentioned in my introduction, all of this is new to me.