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  • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
    Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
    • Aug 2012
    • 79

    #631
    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Now show us where the Bible condemns violence
    ok and yea it was fun

    Matthew 22:39

    And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.


    There you go
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Jack O'fagan
      With faith as immovable as the Earth
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 4836

      #632
      Re: I hit my wife for the first time

      Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
      ok and yea it was fun

      Matthew 22:39

      And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.


      There you go
      That says nothing about violence. Love and violence can go together perfectly,

      Proverbs 13:24
      He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.


      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #633
        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

        Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
        ok and yea it was fun

        Matthew 22:39

        And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

        There you go
        FAIL.

        1) That verse says nothing against violence. What if you're a masochist?

        2) Please read this thread about "Who are our neighbors?"

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14079

          #634
          Re: I hit my wife for the first time

          Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
          Thank you again for exposing a minor to sexual content...
          Oh, really? Didn't you read the Terms of Service when you registered here? Let's take a look:

          Who may register?
          Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above. Sorry, minors under eighteen and unsaved, unwelcome. SHOO DEMON!

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          • Dutch Girl
            Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
            • Nov 2010
            • 283

            #635
            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Oh, really? Didn't you read the Terms of Service when you registered here? Let's take a look:
            You do realize those terms exclude "unsaved" like you and me as well now don't you?


            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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            • Brother Helge
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1074

              #636
              Re: I hit my wife for the first time

              Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
              You do realize those terms exclude "unsaved" like you and me as well now don't you?
              You are right - get saved or get lost.

              But in all fairness he/she/it was responding to an accusation that LBC expose minors for sexual content.
              "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
              John 8:32

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              • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                • Aug 2012
                • 79

                #637
                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                So then it's still illegal for her to put that there since im excluded ok
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #638
                  Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                  Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                  So then it's still illegal for her to put that there since im excluded ok
                  Uh, NO. There's nothing "adult" about a picture of some men, two whom just happen to have their shirts off.

                  The point I was making is that you are now a self-confessed liar (and an idiot for clicking "I agree" to license terms that you do not read). Do not expect your treatment here to improve with that news.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #639
                    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                    Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                    Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
                    Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
                    What makes you think a True Christian(tm) man would punch his wife in the face?

                    Domestic discipline isn't about a man venting his frustrations on his wife and children. It is about providing correction for errors or disobedience.

                    A man should never strike his wife or child in anger. He should first calm down, then explain to the wife or child what was done wrong. Example: "Even though we agreed that you would have dinner ready when I got home at 6 pm, you instead spent the afternoon shopping for clothes and hadn't even started food when I walked in the door. You broke your word."

                    Then he should explain the punishment; for example, "I'm going to spank your bare bottom 15 times with this flexible rod."

                    He must then carry out the entire punishment, without regard to the cries of the wife or child; if he gives in, then he will never have control of his household.

                    I suggest you learn more at christiandomesticdiscipline.com.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • craigxavierwatts
                      Unsaved trash, hateful false Christian
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 23

                      #640
                      Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                      What do you tell a women who's got 2 black eyes?
                      Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

                      America a peaceful country? hardly, as didymus said, 2nd amendment?
                      I don't think the situations that people use guns in the US can all be classed as emergencies, going to the theatre to see Batman????
                      Almost anyone can own a gun and go on a killing spree it seems.

                      Nice avatar by the way didymus, I read the article earlier on in the week on the painting, kinda amusing/sad.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #641
                        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                        Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
                        So then it's still illegal for her to put that there since im excluded ok
                        You are not excluded. By signing up here you agreed that you were over the age of 18. You don't have a legal leg to stand on.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                          Salvation from Above
                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 6309

                          #642
                          Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                          Originally posted by craigxavierwatts View Post
                          What do you tell a women who's got 2 black eyes?
                          Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

                          America a peaceful country? hardly, as didymus said, 2nd amendment?
                          I don't think the situations that people use guns in the US can all be classed as emergencies, going to the theatre to see Batman????
                          Almost anyone can own a gun and go on a killing spree it seems.

                          Nice avatar by the way didymus, I read the article earlier on in the week on the painting, kinda amusing/sad.
                          Hello, ADHD much?!? Pick a topic and stick with it.

                          You unsaved retards are all the same, your brains are pickled from all the marihuana.

                          And your threat to shoot us all on your drugged out, hopped-up "killing spree" has been forwarded to the authorities.
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                          • MissDK
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 1

                            #643
                            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                            She probably isn't a truly christian yet. You did what you have to, as she clearly doesn't know her place. I pray she'll get some sense into her and come home to you. If not, you might have to hold her trapped for a while, so you can explain her the words of God and why she must obey. That should help her. I pray for her soul.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #644
                              Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                              Originally posted by MissDK View Post
                              She probably isn't a truly christian yet. You did what you have to, as she clearly doesn't know her place. I pray she'll get some sense into her and come home to you. If not, you might have to hold her trapped for a while, so you can explain her the words of God and why she must obey. That should help her. I pray for her soul.
                              I pray that you go to the Introduction Forum and follow the idiot-proof instructions at the top of that page to provide your very own introduction thread.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • craigxavierwatts
                                Unsaved trash, hateful false Christian
                                • Sep 2012
                                • 23

                                #645
                                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
                                Hello, ADHD much?!? Pick a topic and stick with it.

                                You unsaved retards are all the same, your brains are pickled from all the marihuana.

                                And your threat to shoot us all on your drugged out, hopped-up "killing spree" has been forwarded to the authorities.

                                Sorry too much for you to cope with mentioning more than 1 thing?

                                I didn't see it in the rules that it's forbidden and unless you can provide scripture then I don't see the problem.
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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