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  • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
    Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
    • Aug 2012
    • 79
    #601
    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

    Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
    Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Born Again Bob
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2318
        #602
        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

        Dear Friend,

        Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
        ...he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
        Is he smoldering with white-hot, animal intensity? I just want to be sure I understand the hypo.

        Yours in Him,
        bab

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553
            #603
            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

            Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
            Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
            Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
            God commands that Christian women be subjugated by Christian Men. I know you don't care, but we follow the Holy Bible.

            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            1 Timothy 2:11-15
            Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                • Aug 2012
                • 79
                #604
                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                God commands that Christian women be subjugated by Christian Men. I know you don't care, but we follow the Holy Bible.
                yes I understand this but you have not answered it would you let some one hit you repeatedly.
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553
                    #605
                    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                    Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                    yes I understand this but you have not answered it would you let some one hit you repeatedly.
                    I would (and do) follow the Word of God, without exception.

                    The question is: Why don't you?

                    By rejecting Christ, you are condemning yourself to an eternity of being raped by every demon in hell.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                        Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 79
                        #606
                        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                        Number of reasons why I don't major one is im atheist and I don't take that stuff from no one
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #607
                            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                            Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                            Number of reasons why I don't major one is im atheist and I don't take that stuff from no one
                            What the good pastor is trying to do is save you from being forced to take Satan's barbed tallywacker for all of eternity. How one can be so dismissive towards such an important thing I'll never know.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                                Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 79
                                #608
                                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                Right so getting my ass wooped will save me
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                     
                                    • Sep 2011
                                    • 23775
                                    #609
                                    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                    Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                                    Right so getting my ass wooped will save me
                                    It works for children all the time.

                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                      • Jack O'fagan
                                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2011
                                        • 4836
                                        #610
                                        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                        Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                                        Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
                                        Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
                                        Jesus Himself points out that if someone does wrong without knowing they still deserve a beating, just a bit lighter that's all.

                                        Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.                                         48 But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes.


                                        YIC


                                        Jack
                                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                        sigpic

                                        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                          • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                                            Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                                            • Aug 2012
                                            • 79
                                            #611
                                            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            It works for children all the time.


                                            THANK YOU MARY FOR NO IM TECHNICALLY NOT DERAILING THIS OOOO PASTOR E. IM TAKING ON BOTH OF YOU ABOUT THIS TOPIC THIS TIME.
                                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78553
                                                #612
                                                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                                Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                                                THANK YOU MARY FOR NO IM TECHNICALLY NOT DERAILING THIS OOOO PASTOR E. IM TAKING ON BOTH OF YOU ABOUT THIS TOPIC THIS TIME.
                                                Stop shouting, heathen.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Lutheran Born/Hell Bound
                                                    Unsaved trash, limp-wristed godmocker
                                                    • Aug 2012
                                                    • 79
                                                    #613
                                                    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                                    My bad inside voice.

                                                    THIS ISN'T SHOUTING BY THE WAY BECAUSE ITS TEXT IM NOT SPEAKING IM WRITING.
                                                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78553
                                                        #614
                                                        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                                        Originally posted by Lutheran Born View Post
                                                        My bad inside voice.

                                                        THIS ISN'T SHOUTING BY THE WAY BECAUSE ITS TEXT IM NOT SPEAKING IM WRITING.
                                                        Once more and you're gone. Don't throw away your last chance at Salvation(r), fool.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Athannihilate
                                                            Unsaved trash, suspected ponyfag
                                                            • Sep 2012
                                                            • 15
                                                            #615
                                                            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                                            I would guess your wife left you and took the kids. Women don't like abusive husbands (I'm a man FYI).

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