[rocky the chink]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

No actually the part about killing homosexuals,stoning rebellious children etc is part of Moses law, you know who Moses is right? they guy god killed for breaking one of the stone tablets

[rocky the chink]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!

A REAL MAN DOSENT SHOW AUTHORITY BY BEATING A WOMAN . a man shows authority by supporting his wife and family . a man that has to hit a woman to get what he wants is just showing how weak and scared he really is .

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

First off, Lady Effect and Etheldreda can keep their opinions to themselves, why you even looking in this part of the forum? I'm sure you could be doing something more constructive like baking a cake or something.
If your husbands knew you were on here unauthorised you'd getting getting your eyes blacked up by now so shut your cake holes.

You want to rile us up to distract us from the pain you're feeling emotionally, spiritually, deep within your soul. You may not recognize it, but we do. We want to help. You can share your traumatic history. No one will use it against you. This is a promise.

We won't give up on you. Your soul is crying out for Jesus and we can help you find peace, and more importantly, salvation.

[dicker]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

First off, Lady Effect and Etheldreda can keep their opinions to themselves, why you even looking in this part of the forum? I'm sure you could be doing something more constructive like baking a cake or something.
If your husbands knew you were on here unauthorised you'd getting getting your eyes blacked up by now so shut your cake holes.

Now, onto the main point...
Originally Posted by dicker
So by that logic.....there was a time (before 1611) that the King James wasn't obviously preferred Bible. What did God prefer before then?


Acts 15:18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.

What kind of explanation is that Larnie? Does that mean that God knew about all his works he'd done? If that's the case why not just bash out the definitive version there and then? sure, it would have been before King James's time and would have been called something else for sure but why have all these other versions first?

[Lady Effect]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Why didn't he just bring out the King James version earlier instead of having all these other copies?

I am pretty sure He did, but stupid pseudo-christians (like you?) knew better...
Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


This is why we, True Christians promulgate the KJV1611 here on God's favourite forum!

Your three options are ridiculous, it clearly shows that you know nothing about True Reality. Time to repent and start considering GOD's option!!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

So by that logic.....there was a time (before 1611) that the King James wasn't obviously preferred Bible. What did God prefer before then?
He couldn't have got it wrong so what happened?
Why didn't he just bring out the King James version earlier instead of having all these other copies?

Your logic has holes in this one, guess you'll wriggle out of it somehow, maybe a 'Jesus moves in mysterious ways' kind of get out of jail post is needed I feel.

He either got it wrong to start with or it's your preferred version, that's the two alternatives I see available.
Oh, and Jesus moving in mysterious ways as a third option of course

Are you suggesting He doesn't move in mysterious ways?

Friend, have you even read the Holy Bible? I would encourage you to do so. There is much value to be found.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

So by that logic.....there was a time (before 1611) that the King James wasn't obviously preferred Bible. What did God prefer before then?

Acts 15:18 Known unto God are all his works from the beginning of the world.

He couldn't have got it wrong so what happened?

See above

Why didn't he just bring out the King James version earlier instead of having all these other copies?

No one would have known it was the King James version before King James was King! You obviously wern't Homes Schooled were you, buddy

Your logic has holes in this one, guess you'll wriggle out of it somehow, maybe a 'Jesus moves in mysterious ways' kind of get out of jail post is needed I feel.

Or maybe you need to read the for change.

It literally has all you will ever need not to go to

Yes I love Jesus!
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[dicker]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

For the fifth time, I said:

1. If the most widely circulated Bible is not the one God approves, then He is not omnipotent.
2. The KJV is the most widely circulated Bible in the world.

Therefore:

Either The KJV is the Word of God or He is not omnipotent.

So by that logic.....there was a time (before 1611) that the King James wasn't obviously preferred Bible. What did God prefer before then?
He couldn't have got it wrong so what happened?
Why didn't he just bring out the King James version earlier instead of having all these other copies?

Your logic has holes in this one, guess you'll wriggle out of it somehow, maybe a 'Jesus moves in mysterious ways' kind of get out of jail post is needed I feel.

He either got it wrong to start with or it's your preferred version, that's the two alternatives I see available.
Oh, and Jesus moving in mysterious ways as a third option of course

[MisterM]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

He'll call me and give me a verse, and we talk about it together, like its meaning and what God wants us to learn from it, etc.

Always remember to read the context. Scriptures are to be taken together. If one scripture says kill the homersexuals and other says that do not kill, it means that do not kill other than homersexuals. If you just cherry pick one verse, you could get very wrong idea. It is like taking picking single sentence from conversation.

Let me give you an example. Let's pick one sentence: "I love kids". Wouldn't you get impression that the person saying that would be good, gentle person that you would trust you kids to? But if you take the whole conversation, person had said: "I love kids. Therefore I rape them and then let my dogs feed on them"

See. That is exactly like the Bible. You need to take the whole Bible, not just one verse.

YiC, M

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

How can you honestly justify controlling your wife, telling her what to be, what to do

God commands it.

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

How can you honestly justify controlling your wife, telling her what to be, what to do, how can you hit her, and watch her cry and get satisfaction out of that, it is lower than low.

We don't justify anything. God does.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

She should not live in fear of you. She is and should be free to do as she pleases and should be respected.

Where does it say any of that in the Holy Bible?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Criboo]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Wow, I'd hate to be...

1. A child/wife of yours
2. A slave with no freedom, trust or privacy

How can you honestly justify controlling your wife, telling her what to be, what to do, how can you hit her, and watch her cry and get satisfaction out of that, it is lower than low.

She should not live in fear of you. She is and should be free to do as she pleases and should be respected.

[Mary Etheldreda]

\o/

No, they won't. On the contrary, only True Christian Men respect their wives.
Women are inferior creatures (made from a rib, this pretty much explains everything), and YET our husbans love us! This is huge, cannot you see?

Do you know this Bible verse?

Leviticus 12:5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

See? Giving birth is a dirty act, giving birth to girls is even more shameful and dirty! Nevertheless....these noble men still loves us and marries us, shameful women, and treats us fairly well.

Anyway, this is just one example, I could go on and on...but I have catching up to do in my kitchen!

I hope that my girls will grow up becoming godly women and marry True Christian Men in order to be treated properly. This is my everyday prayer!

Lady E, your whole post made me quiver with joy. It is so true and I am so humbled by my own husband's acceptance of me and the daughters we do have. Our LORD is mighty in His mercy to allow for a way for us mere women to be a part of the new covenant in His Son. Praise Jesus!

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I used to be a Christian and just being in a church put me to sleep. And all of them had rules, rules, rules. I want to enjoy life. I dont know what will happen after. Neither I care. Id like to enjoy life on earth without any religion bothering me

My God, you're an anarchist? You hate rules, and you're now admitting your desire to be not bound by rules and rape, pillage and murder as you please if you don't get caught? Since secular law holds you down and keeps you from enjoying your life the fullest, you're going to insert your AIDS infected tallywacker (as long as you have it) in other men's rectums without rubber since the sensation with rubber isn't quite the same, and then murder them to try to get away with it?
If not, what is exactly the difference between following God's law, and secular law?

Sir, you're appalling. Just as I always imagined queer atheists to be.

[Devilslittleho]

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Wow, a psychic with angels for friends. Do you ever have problems being taken seriously?

That made my day! Haha!

A psychic? Are you seriously hearing what you're saying right now?
Read the post where I said were I got the "angels" symbol from and then comment on that again mmkay?

I was refferring to that maybe they want to be a lawyer, a teacher or maybe president one day but they can't because they have to stay home and serve the man.

I can be taken seriously by people who is from regular society, but I understand, I will explain things a little differently from now on.