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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

    As some of you may be aware, I have been backsliding, and spent the last few days embroiled in a shameful masturbinge. During this time, I was sorely tempted to go on Craigslist and see if there were any "glory holes" available in my area.

    Fortunately, I stumbled across this sad individual's warning. Apparently, sometimes, those aren't really women on the other side of the wall.

    Let this be a lesson to any other man out there who is tempted to give in to your animal nature:

    You may think you're just going to be sinning with a lovely lady, but it is all too easy for you to be tricked into performing a homosexual act!

    The Shocking Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

    Leviticus 18:22: Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination.

    Leviticus 20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    Thank God I found that video when I did! It really made me come to my senses! My masturbinge is over now, and I am spending the rest of this evening praying and reading the Bible and applying ice to my genitals.
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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #2
    Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

    Dear Friend,

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Apparently, sometimes, those aren't really women on the other side of the wall.
    Gambling? In Casablanca?

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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #3
      Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes



      I'm no so sure I understood much of the video brother. Is perhap no very appropiated to ask what is a 'gloryhole' - it SOUND biblic, but I am sensing is no something so pure...

      What is exaclty? Is better that I know...?

      YIC, Mari Juana
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

        Maria, a "glory hole" is a hole in a wall that a man sticks his manhood through. And there's a beautiful girl on the other side of the wall who then performs unnatural acts upon the man's manhood.

        Only sometimes, apparently, it's actually a homosexual man instead of a woman.

        I sure am glad I've never been tricked by those homosexuals the way the guy in the video was.
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        • I-Hate-Juice
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 69

          #5
          Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

          The Scripture suggests that these holes are originally meant for homers to perform sinful and perverted sexual acts.

          Song of Solomon 5:4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole [of the door], and my bowels were moved for him.

          This is utter sodomicy and I feel really ill of this image that I got in my mind, Heaven forbid, of homers putting their hands thru holes into disgusting places.

          YiC
          Paavali
          Matthew 28:15

          So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
            Claims not to be a dago slut
            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
            • Mar 2011
            • 1307

            #6
            Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Maria, a "glory hole" is a hole in a wall that a man sticks his manhood through. And there's a beautiful girl on the other side of the wall who then performs unnatural acts upon the man's manhood.

            Only sometimes, apparently, it's actually a homosexual man instead of a woman.

            I sure am glad I've never been tricked by those homosexuals the way the guy in the video was.
            Oh my.....

            I am whit no words for can express what I am felt whit this discovery!!

            I no know what to say! It's.......

            ...I mean...how? Why?

            No. Froget. I'm know wanna know, thanks.

            YiC,
            Mari.
            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

              I know you are not a True Christian(tm) and perhaps your back-sliding has opened a path for Satan to guide your acts, but this is NOT a proper post ofr the General Fellowship forum. This should be put in the Men's Only forum for our education and review. I am going to move it.
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: The Truth about Craigslist and Glory Holes

                Thank you Gabriel, I'm sorry I didn't post it in the appropriate forum originally.

                I am very thankful to God at the moment, because it has now been over 24 hours since I've engaged in self abuse!
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