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  • #31
    Re: Fleshlights: The Atheist Conspiracy against God

    I put Fleshlight under the same pseudo-straight perversion as love dolls: agalmatophilia. Fleshlights are also popular among furry-fetishist World of Warcraft players, and I have a vague memory fleshlights where bundled with a premium package of World of Warcraft.

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    • #32
      Re: Fleshlights: The Atheist Conspiracy against God

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Why do you blame the female reproductive system for everything? Are you some sort of fag?

      God does not hang out at truck stops and ejaculate other men's penises onto the accursed ground. He simply chooses who is worthy of a son, who is worthy of a mere daughter, and who is worthy of a down. He is not "wasting" seed, He is managing it.
      He wasn't blaming the female reproductive system he was blaming god.

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      • #33
        Re: Fleshlights: The Atheist Conspiracy against God

        Originally posted by MrMcDarwin View Post
        If you take the time to think about it, you're wrong. If god created the female reproduction system, and 9 out of 10 inseminations don't result in pregnancy, god is the biggest waster of seeds...
        That may be true for lesser, unSaved males but I can assure you, for every time I have had to 'do it' to Mrs. Hutchins, she has been with child.
        It is not surprising the UnSaved have weak seed and are unable to properly consumate 'the act'.
        I have never heard of an instance when a True Christian(tm) was aroused by Gods Glory where his emission did not create a child in the womb of the female.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #34
          Re: Fleshlights: The Atheist Conspiracy against God

          Since the seed of the unsaved almost always ends up where it does not belong (in someone’s rectum, inside animals, on the bed sheets, in the pocket of a stranger e t c), it’s no wonder they have a poor child/seed ratio.
          Stop whining
          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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          • #35
            Re: Fleshlights: The Atheist Conspiracy against God

            Originally posted by MrMcDarwin View Post
            If you take the time to think about it, you're wrong. If god created the female reproduction system, and 9 out of 10 inseminations don't result in pregnancy, god is the biggest waster of seeds...

            Please show us Biblical sources for these numbers. Secular scientists have a tendency to make all the facts conveniently fit their conclusions.

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            • #36
              Re: Fleshlights: The Atheist Conspiracy against God

              Originally posted by John North View Post
              Since the seed of the unsaved almost always ends up where it does not belong (in someone’s rectum, inside animals, on the bed sheets, in the pocket of a stranger e t c), it’s no wonder they have a poor child/seed ratio.
              That is one of the great dangers of my truck stop ministry, Brother John.

              I have learned, long ago, that zip-up pockets on one's jacket are an absolute necessity. You do NOT want to slip your hand into your pocket and find that some gaymo has left his "calling card".
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