[Magikarp]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Okay, wait. You guys said cooking was for women and you're a homer if you cook. So what about the professional chefs that make gormet meals and stuff? Can we make an excuse for them because some of the food is really good and I don't want to give it up.

BTW, how do you LBC guys know so much about the Bible? It's like you have a quote for everything! And why don't other forums and churches use the same versus? They just ignore us when we ask the controversial questions like sexism and slavery and rape and abortion and killing witches and gays and joos in the Bible.

Well, if I went up to Gordon Ramsay and told him he's gay, he'd probably punch my face in, but that's another story.

p.s Hi Matt!

[Baphomet]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Well, if I went up to Gordon Ramsay and told him he's gay, he'd probably punch my face in, but that's another story.

p.s Hi Matt!

Yeah. But a lot of queers punch people in the face.

Hi!

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Well, if I went up to Gordon Ramsay and told him he's gay, he'd probably punch my face in, but that's another story.

p.s Hi Matt!

The gutter mouthed Ramsay. He picks his victims and will reduce them to tears if possible but will back off and become "all reasonable" if it looks like he has hooked a feisty one.

Has the cunning of Satan that man. We really should do a thread just on him.

Note to the congregation: I do not watch him as I do not own a television. I just have this trash pushed on me when I walk past an electrical store.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Okay, wait. You guys said cooking was for women and you're a homer if you cook. So what about the professional chefs that make gormet meals and stuff?

Yes - very astute indeed my young sinful poster! Queer, queer, queer - only women and queers are to preparest cakes of bread or other sustenance or vittles as we all them where I live (and serve Baby Jesus).

[Roberta]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

There are a few exceptions to the cooking thing. IMHO it is okay for a man to roast a pig over an open pit, fry a fish over a campfire or cook steaks on a grille.

The men I know would never allow a woman near their Weber!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

There are a few exceptions to the cooking thing. IMHO it is okay for a man to roast a pig over an open pit, fry a fish over a campfire or cook steaks on a grille.

The men I know would never allow a woman near their Weber!

The moonbat co-habitor has it correct; men only touch meat when it is cooked over an open flame. Anything else is homersexuality at it's worse.

Note all famous male cooks are French. Enough said there.