Womens rights? Help with my lady

[Aussie_Abo]

Greetings friends! Your forum seems very friendly and warm. I have been reading many things for the first time, and I am worried. I think I might be going to hell! My girlfriend and I have been togethor for almost three years. I am 22 years old, and we met at university (studying engineering and science). We are both really happy, and it's cool because my partner is also my best friend in this world. We have other close friends though (guys and girls). Should I be worried about this? She also has her own car, mobile telephone and a really good job (she is finished university now). She is often late home from work, which is OK because I trust her lots. We are night-time people, so there's still plenty of time to catch up on what is happening in one anothers lives and heads I am a good cook, so I generally have dinner waiting when she arrives. However, I read your forums correctly - I shouldn't be doing this!!How do I make her look after me better? Do my washing, cook and clean? We've always just shared these duties. I tried talking to her about it just now (night-time in Australia), but she said something about womens rights? Instead she suggested we go and have sex in the shower togethor (nothing in the butt). I always find sex with her satisfying and relaxing, but I am still sitting here worried she isn't taking good care of me!What should I do? I am really anxious! Does this make me evil?Many thanks in advance -Aussie

[see_the_light]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Greetings friends! Your forum seems very friendly and warm. I have been reading many things for the first time, and I am worried. I think I might be going to hell! My girlfriend and I have been togethor for almost three years. I am 22 years old, and we met at university (studying engineering and science). We are both really happy, and it's cool because my partner is also my best friend in this world. We have other close friends though (guys and girls). Should I be worried about this? She also has her own car, mobile telephone and a really good job (she is finished university now). She is often late home from work, which is OK because I trust her lots. We are night-time people, so there's still plenty of time to catch up on what is happening in one anothers lives and heads I am a good cook, so I generally have dinner waiting when she arrives. However, I read your forums correctly - I shouldn't be doing this!!How do I make her look after me better? Do my washing, cook and clean? We've always just shared these duties. I tried talking to her about it just now (night-time in Australia), but she said something about womens rights? Instead she suggested we go and have sex in the shower togethor (nothing in the butt). I always find sex with her satisfying and relaxing, but I am still sitting here worried she isn't taking good care of me!What should I do? I am really anxious! Does this make me evil?Many thanks in advance -Aussie

So are you fornicating with a harlot or did you rape a virgin and still didn't do the right thing?

Either way reppent, correct your ways and embrace CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR!

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Cheshire]

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Women are there to cook, clean, and make Godly Children. Not to stand up for "womens rights".

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Greetings friends! Your forum seems very friendly and warm. I have been reading many things for the first time, and I am worried. I think I might be going to hell! My girlfriend and I have been togethor for almost three years. I am 22 years old, and we met at university (studying engineering and science). We are both really happy, and it's cool because my partner is also my best friend in this world. We have other close friends though (guys and girls). Should I be worried about this? She also has her own car, mobile telephone and a really good job (she is finished university now). She is often late home from work, which is OK because I trust her lots. We are night-time people, so there's still plenty of time to catch up on what is happening in one anothers lives and heads I am a good cook, so I generally have dinner waiting when she arrives. However, I read your forums correctly - I shouldn't be doing this!!How do I make her look after me better? Do my washing, cook and clean? We've always just shared these duties. I tried talking to her about it just now (night-time in Australia), but she said something about womens rights? Instead she suggested we go and have sex in the shower togethor (nothing in the butt). I always find sex with her satisfying and relaxing, but I am still sitting here worried she isn't taking good care of me!What should I do? I am really anxious! Does this make me evil?Many thanks in advance -Aussie

Your woman works outside the home? She's educated? What on earth attracted you to this succubus in the first place, my drunken blackfella friend?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Women are there to cook, clean, and make Godly Children. Not to stand up for "womens rights".

Women also do what they are TOLD by men.

Did you read in the title of this section where is says MEN ONLY?

Shoooooooo!

[Larry Lee]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Greetings friends! Your forum seems very friendly and warm.

Indeed we are, although the warmth and genuine love you feel is simply our Lord Jesus Christ shinning through us. So, on to your problem. From time to time we receive letters such as yours, and it always breaks our heart to have to tell you the truth, but our Lord wouldn't have it any other way. Let me slip into the vernacular speech of today's youth, for a moment, so that my meaning will be clear to you: You're pussy-whipped. Nothing but an abject slave to your johnson and to Satan, who has obviously deceived you into thinking that your hellish life-style is A-OK. It's not. You must turn the strumpet out; fall upon the ground with all your body's weight, that even your very patella would cry out in agony to God and beg for His mercy; and only thence can you begin a regimen of regular tithing to Landover Baptist Church. I've asked the Church Secretary to contact you by PM to obtain your account numbers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Greetings friends! I am a good cook, so I generally have dinner waiting when she arrives. However, I read your forums correctly - I shouldn't be doing this!! Does this make me evil? Many thanks in advance -Aussie

No, it makes you queer. Cooking is women's work.

And since when did you knuckle draggers start cooking your maggots? I thought you ate them raw.

[Aussie_Abo]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

So are you fornicating with a harlot or did you rape a virgin and still didn't do the right thing?

Either way reppent, correct your ways and embrace CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR!

PRAISE THE LORD!

The right thing?

Please, tell me more? Who do I see or where do I go?

[Aussie_Abo]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Indeed we are, although the warmth and genuine love you feel is simply our Lord Jesus Christ shinning through us. So, on to your problem. From time to time we receive letters such as yours, and it always breaks our heart to have to tell you the truth, but our Lord wouldn't have it any other way. Let me slip into the vernacular speech of today's youth, for a moment, so that my meaning will be clear to you: You're pussy-whipped. Nothing but an abject slave to your johnson and to Satan, who has obviously deceived you into thinking that your hellish life-style is A-OK. It's not. You must turn the strumpet out; fall upon the ground with all your body's weight, that even your very patella would cry out in agony to God and beg for His mercy; and only thence can you begin a regimen of regular tithing to Landover Baptist Church. I've asked the Church Secretary to contact you by PM to obtain your account numbers.

Amen. Many thanks for your advice. Now I see the answer to my above-posted question. Your Secretary has not been in touch at this time. Does the Church accept paypal? I'm not verified yet, I hope that is acceptable.

Another important question: Am I able to keep the same partner having now repented? As you may have gathered from my original post, I've grown in like her some. She is reasonably complaint at times - can I just shape her personality and habits to suit myself, or is it too late? Also - how do I satisfy the cravings of my... uh... Johnson?

With regard to the maggots, maggots aren't really a preferred dish anymore. They're rich in many things essential for the body though, so we do eat them when forced by hunger. Cooking or burning just enhances the flavour, especially when glazing is used. The taste and cooking method it similar to a thanksgiving Turkey.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Amen. Many thanks for your advice. Now I see the answer to my above-posted question. Your Secretary has not been in touch at this time. Does the Church accept paypal? I'm not verified yet, I hope that is acceptable.

Just click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll take it from there. Don't be cheap and don't rob Jesus, ok?

Another important question: Am I able to keep the same partner having now repented? As you may have gathered from my original post, I've grown in like her some. She is reasonably complaint at times - can I just shape her personality and habits to suit myself, or is it too late? Also - how do I satisfy the cravings of my... uh... Johnson?

She isn't white is she? Jesus is disgusted by miscegenation.

You might want to check these verses:

Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, Judges 3:6,7

With regard to the maggots, maggots aren't really a preferred dish anymore. They're rich in many things essential for the body though, so we do eat them when forced by hunger. Cooking or burning just enhances the flavour, especially when glazing is used. The taste and cooking method it similar to a thanksgiving Turkey.

I'm glad to hear that you creatures are learning some civilization. Do you use utensils yet? Have you graduated to Godly American Velveeta cheese and/or Spam?

p.s. Don't forget about that Love Offering to Jesus you promised.

[WankingInTheNameOf]

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if i were you i would get down on my knees and thank your god for this relationship with a sucessful, clever and independent woman.
and i wouldnt try to pervert it by adopting the opressing ways of this commuinity.

quote the bible all you want, women are not inferior to you and nothing will ever change that.

-Awaiting the inferno-

[marilynmanson]

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You guys are wackos, heres a thought, if your relationship was going fine before you visited this site, then just dont listen to it. women are people, and it has been proven that there are more impovrished men in the world than women. WHERES YOUR GOD NOW

[NotRealist]

Re: Womens rights? Help with my lady

Indeed we are, although the warmth and genuine love you feel is simply our Lord Jesus Christ shinning through us. So, on to your problem. From time to time we receive letters such as yours, and it always breaks our heart to have to tell you the truth, but our Lord wouldn't have it any other way. Let me slip into the vernacular speech of today's youth, for a moment, so that my meaning will be clear to you: You're pussy-whipped. Nothing but an abject slave to your johnson and to Satan, who has obviously deceived you into thinking that your hellish life-style is A-OK. It's not. You must turn the strumpet out; fall upon the ground with all your body's weight, that even your very patella would cry out in agony to God and beg for His mercy; and only thence can you begin a regimen of regular tithing to Landover Baptist Church. I've asked the Church Secretary to contact you by PM to obtain your account numbers.

wow. just wow. sexism in this forum. that's new!. to the original poster of this thread, join my cause if you believe that there is something wrong with these responses.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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if i were you i would get down on my knees and thank your god for this relationship with a sucessful, clever and independent woman.
and i wouldnt try to pervert it by adopting the opressing ways of this commuinity.

quote the bible all you want, women are not inferior to you and nothing will ever change that.

-Awaiting the inferno-

Fortunately, he is not you. There is nothing at all in the bible that women (other than witches, queens and harlots) should earn money. As far as inferiority is concerned, you will note that God made Eve as a “helpmeet” to Adam – He did not create her equal. There is also some debate as to whether women have souls – but that is probably above your head.

You guys are wackos, heres a thought, if your relationship was going fine before you visited this site, then just dont listen to it. women are people, and it has been proven that there are more impovrished men in the world than women. WHERES YOUR GOD NOW

We are interested in saving souls, the small time allotted to man on this planet is in mere preparation for the life to come. As far as impoverishment is concerned, I think you will find that your statistics are open to question and several questions were not asked. That aside, there are many Godless people on the planet, and this is the main cause of poverty.

wow. just wow. sexism in this forum. that's new!. to the original poster of this thread, join my cause if you believe that there is something wrong with these responses.

This is not sexism – this is the Word of God – if you have a problem with it, you have a problem with God – if you have a problem with God, you’re going to burn.

[Baphomet]

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Okay, wait. You guys said cooking was for women and you're a homer if you cook. So what about the professional chefs that make gormet meals and stuff? Can we make an excuse for them because some of the food is really good and I don't want to give it up.

BTW, how do you LBC guys know so much about the Bible? It's like you have a quote for everything! And why don't other forums and churches use the same versus? They just ignore us when we ask the controversial questions like sexism and slavery and rape and abortion and killing witches and gays and joos in the Bible.