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  • #46
    Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

    Originally posted by KittyKat View Post
    i was kinda raped by a vegetable, i slipped and fell on one when coming out o the shower, it was shock
    When I first read the title to this thread, "RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM". I thought, "What a silly notion"!?! But its true, plants really can't be trusted. I got gang raped by a whole field of them last Summer.

    I was just walking along minding my own business and they gave me hay fever. Now, hay fever is caused by pollen, which is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an Sexually Transmitted Disease. Since I did not voluntarily consent to being impregnated with their sperm, I've deduced I got raped and if they did it you too, KittyKat, nobody is safe.

    I now believe deforestation is the only rational and sane way forward.
    The Lord is my shepherd.

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    • #47
      Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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      Bobby-Joe just insulted the 40th President of the United States!

      We don't acknowledge Obama as our President anyway, so, there you go.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Are you going to tell me the GWB classed the Strawberry as a vegetable too?
        You implied that tomato is a fruit because it has "seeds within a fleshy body" ...where does that leave the poor strawberry, which has seeds on the OUTSIDE? Ask your leader Chef Boyardee THAT one.



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        • #49
          Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          We don't acknowledge Obama as our President anyway, so, there you go.
          Did I mention the 44th? I don't think I did Zekie boy
          Bobby-Joe was insulting the 40th President of the United States!
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          • #50
            Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Did I mention the 44th? I don't think I did Zekie boy
            Bobby-Joe was insulting the 40th President of the United States!
            Yea, that's Obama, right?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #51
              Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              You implied that tomato is a fruit because it has "seeds within a fleshy body" ...where does that leave the poor strawberry, which has seeds on the OUTSIDE? Ask your leader Chef Boyardee THAT one.



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              An accessory fruit (sometimes called false fruit, spurious fruit, or pseudocarp) is a fruit in which some of the flesh is derived not from the ovary but from some adjacent tissue exterior to the carpel. Examples of accessory tissue are the receptacle of strawberries, figs, or mulberries, and the calyx of Gaultheria procumbens or Syzygium jambos.
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              • #52
                Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                [B][COLOR=Red]Syzygium jambos.
                Exactly. Obama is a sambo, and tomatoes are a fruit.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #53
                  Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                  So: it's a fruit.

                  Thank you!

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                  • #54
                    Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    tomatoes are a fruit.
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                    Now Zekie Boy just insulted the 40th President of the United States!



                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    tomato
                    n. pl. tomatoes

                    a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
                    b. The fruit of this plant.
                    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                    Dear Jo Freddie,

                    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                    Reason: Insulting the 40th President of the United States
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                    This attack upon Ronald Reagen is utterly unacceptable.
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                    • #55
                      Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
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                      Can you prove that tomatoes don't become vegetables when they're made into ketchup?

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                      • #56
                        Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        Can you prove that tomatoes don't become vegetables when they're made into ketchup?
                        I did not get infracted for saying ketchup was not a vegetable, my comment on the nature of ketchup was that it is a condiment.
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                        • #57
                          Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          I did not get infracted for saying ketchup was not a vegetable, my comment on the nature of ketchup was that it is a condiment.
                          Vegetable.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #58
                            Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Vegetable.
                            Really Zekie Boy, resorting to wikipedia, we all know how reliable that is!
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                            • #59
                              Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Really Zekie Boy, resorting to wikipedia, we all know how reliable that is!
                              Mean while Brother Trent's point still stand; there are NO such thing as vegetables in The Bible so tomatoes are fruit that pretend to be vegetables. Vegetable is basically the meat of the plant, fruit is the reproductive organ. Any reasonable person would agree under that definition a tomato is a fruit since we can't eat tomato leaves.

                              The only reason tomatoes are stealth fruit is to hide they are plant ovary. This is because the radical homosexual left wants to use tomatoes for surrogate oral rape in an attempt to turn every man in the country GAY!

                              Eat a cherry tomato and its only a matter of time before you are sucking on a tallywacker in a highway rest stop.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • #60
                                Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

                                After such callous abuse of Freedom of Speech for slandering one of the holiest Presidents of the US of A (besides G.H.W. Bush and G.W. Bush):

                                This message is hidden because Jo Freddie is on your ignore list.
                                Praise Lord for the Godly ignore feature; shout GLORY!

                                YiC, DUH
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                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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