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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6314

    #31
    Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

    Originally posted by flushed down the loo View Post
    Of course they had a system of trade. but he didn't promote the free market.
    Read Matthew 20:1-16 and you'll see that Jesus was totally in favor of the free market and property rights. In that parable, different workers agreed to tend the vinyards for a penny per day. Some started early in the morning, and some only late in the afternoon, yet the owner gave each the one penny that had been their bargain.

    Those who worked longer grumbled, saying they should be paid more, but the owner answered one of them, and said, Friend, I do thee no wrong: didst not thou agree with me for a penny? Take that thine is, and go thy way: I will give unto this last, even as unto thee. Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #32
      Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

      Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
      Yes, you will have to pee on assorted professors from varying disciplines from now on. Or did you mean pee on other people's senses? I wouldn't object to a requirement to pee on a teacher in evolutionism. But that's a personal preference. I like subtle hints like this.
      I think we could have quite the list of faculties upon which to piss.

      Female studies
      Evolutionary biology
      Comparative religions
      Psychology
      Gender studies

      And, from the Learning Annex, Model Railroad Construction.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Missionary in Sweden
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 189

        #33
        Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I think we could have quite the list of faculties upon which to piss.

        Female studies
        Evolutionary biology
        Comparative religions
        Psychology
        Gender studies

        And, from the Learning Annex, Model Railroad Construction.
        Oh, yes, Gender studies. Whiny women in comfortable shoes complaining about God having made them the fairer sex. Suck it up ladies. If this is God's plan, then just accept it. I've got some Eau de Cologne for you!
        Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

        Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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