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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

    Socialist's everywhere are always meddling in our God given rights, this time telling men how to take a pee. Coming from Sweden is no surprise, but more than likely George Soros is funding this and look for an executive order coming from Obama in the near future. This is just one more unmistakable attempt to sissify men.

    Left Party wants men to pee sitting down
    Published: 11 Jun 12 07:10 CET

    Men who work for the Sörmland County Council in central Sweden should sit down rather than stand up when urinating in office toilets, according to a motion put forward by the local Left Party chapter.

    The Left Party in Sörmland is taking a stand to ensure men take a seat when emptying their bladders in the county council's own toilets.

    According to the party, there are two very important reasons for the proposal encouraging men to sit instead of stand when they urinate.

    One reason has to do with hygiene and a desire to ensure that no one who uses the toilets at the county council's offices will be required to walk through puddles or residue left by stray urine which happens to splash out of the bowl and onto the floor when male employees pee standing up.

    The Left Party also cites medical research it claims shows that men empty their bladders more efficiently when they are seated.

    The improved bladder evacuation not only reduces the risk for prostate problems, according to the party, but also helps men who sit rather than stand achieve a longer and healthier sex life, the local Folket newspaper reported.

    As a first step in its quest to get men to take a seat, the Left Party proposes labeling toilets which are designated for men who absolutely want to remain standing when they pee.

    The Left Party's Viggo Hansen, a substitute member of the county council and the man responsible for the proposal, wants the office toilets to be genderless and as a result, is pushing for the "sit-down only" requirement.

    He insisted, however, that the move doesn't represent political meddling in people's bathroom habits.

    "That's not what we're doing. We want to give men the option of going into a clean toilet," he told Sveriges Television (SVT).
    The only thing TrueChristian™ men need to be concerned with is the prohibition in the Bible (KJV1611) about peeing against a wall. Indeed, the first urinal to be patented was in the Godly United States by Andrew Rankin in March of 1866 – no doubt in an effort to keep American men righteous in the Eyes of the Lord in the disposition of their peeing.

    Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

    - 1 Kings 14:10
    So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

    - I Samuel 25:22
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

    If those swiss bastards are doing it, it's only a matter of time before The Kenyan incorporates this into ObamaScare, continuing the emasculation of the American Male.

    Sad.



    Jesus warned us about things like this (thanks Jesus!!!):

    (1 Corinthians 16:13) "Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong."



    YiC,

    Zech
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    • hellfire Republican
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2012
      • 48

      #3
      Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

      This is a direct threat to our urinal economy and our free market urinal enterprise. Without urinals how will I ever find time to check my emails?

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      • lukasekman
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 614

        #4
        Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

        As a refugee from Sweden, I know it's true. Having enough so called "social competence", anyone can get through with the most silly ideas if they wrap it in feminism or public health. Anyways, social competence is just another word for faith in the false cult of atheism and conformance to socialism.

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        • Jedediah
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Fisher of Men
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 6824

          #5
          Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

          I always figured that Swish "men" just had overgrown clitorises instead of tallywhackers anyways. This makes sense, coming from them.
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

            And don't you just know that these same ultra-leftist radicals want to teach ladies to pee standing up.

            Please see my treatise on why we men must resist the liberal demand that we give up our natural, God-designed method of peeing HERE.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

              Will they begin demanding that men wear skirts, too?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Missionary in Sweden
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2011
                • 189

                #8
                Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                I wish this was a joke, but it's not. Sweden is truly a moral wasteland.

                Here's the original article (in Swedish).

                Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                  Can someone just tell those people that men already pee sitting down half the time?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • flushed down the loo
                    Unsaved trash, scottish turd
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 18

                    #10
                    Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    If those swiss bastards
                    Swedish not Swiss.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Brother Jared
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 211

                      #11
                      Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                      Originally posted by flushed View Post
                      Swedish not Swiss.
                      I don't see the difference
                      "Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up." (Hosea 13:16)

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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912

                        #12
                        Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                        Swedens killed the eskimos...
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • flushed down the loo
                          Unsaved trash, scottish turd
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                          Originally posted by Brother Jared View Post
                          I don't see the difference
                          Swedish people are from Sweden.
                          Swiss people are from Switzerland.

                          Here is a map of Europe. http://i.infopls.com/images/Europemap-2010.gif
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • flushed down the loo
                            Unsaved trash, scottish turd
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 18

                            #14
                            Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            Swedens killed the eskimos...
                            and pilgrim colonists killed native Americans. Your point?
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Socialists Demand that Men Pee Sitting Down

                              Originally posted by flushed View Post
                              and pilgrim colonists killed native Americans. Your point?
                              Let us not forget that video killed the radio star.

                              We now return you to our regularly scheduled discussion about evil socialists who wish to force that all men urinate in a seated position, because being able to use the restroom quickly and efficiently gives them an advantage over women.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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