[VictoryOS]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I frankly don't see anything here that could not be accomplished with a turkey baster.

How very true! It would be a lot less disgusting that way too.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Lady, I feel sorry for your husband! Yuck! Sick.... reeeaaalllly sick!

Keep your sympathy - he loves the fact that his love-making gives me such pleasure.

[tLakota]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I feel I must remind you that this is the Mens Forum.
It's bad enough that you Post in this section at all, but to disagree with True Christian™ Menfolk (who are always 100% correct) is bordering on being a Sassy Feminazi.

I didn't post that. But I understand what you are saying. I don't remember the last time I posted in the mens' forum, but I felt compelled to break up the arguments with some good, Christian principles. After all, men may be dominant over everything, including us, but God's Word is infallible. And sometimes, men can be wrong according to God himself.

I will do my best to avoid being to sassy and butting into the men's forum though. Sorry. Please notice that I've agreed with some of them as well, and the bible says that where 2 or more are gathered in agreement the Lord is among them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I am going to BAN the next female I catch posting in this Godly Men's section!

And I'll report you to your Godly Husband as well!

I don't care if you're Saved© or unsaved, YOU WILL BE BANNED if you so much as set foot in here again!

Think I'm kidding!? Just give it a try ladies!!

Scat ladies!
Shoo!
Vamoose!
Get OUT!

[FundamentalExtremist]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

You should only receive pleasure from praying for hours on end to Jesus and speaking in tongues. If you receive pleasure in any other way you are a sick demonic pervert!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I frankly don't see anything here that could not be accomplished with a turkey baster.

You do find unconventional uses for kitchen utensils, don't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

You should only receive pleasure from praying for hours on end to Jesus and speaking in tongues. If you receive pleasure in any other way you are a sick demonic pervert!

Lady, we aren't Pentacostals. And where do you get the idea that Fundamentalism is extremist?

If you're interested, you can read about our beliefs HERE.

I suggest that you go to the "introductions" section and make a thread of your own. Tell us all about yourself.

[FundamentalExtremist]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

If you are a True Christian, the worldly sickular people should find you extreme.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

If you are a True Christian, the worldly sickular people should find you extreme.

They hate us as Jesus promised. That's because secularist have no sense of right or wrong and hate people who do.

[Wide-Open]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

They hate us as Jesus promised. That's because secularist have no sense of right or wrong and hate people who do.

Amen Brother!

We can't repeat this often enough: without True Christianity(TM) there would be NO MORAL VALUES AT ALL. We would eat each other, or snort each other, or trade our mothers for a loaf of bread.

PRAISE JESUS for not letting that happen!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Amen Brother!

We can't repeat this often enough: without True Christianity™ there would be NO MORAL VALUES AT ALL. We would eat each other, or snort each other, or trade our mothers for a loaf of bread.

PRAISE JESUS for not letting that happen!

And let us remind everyone that Brother Wide Open testimony here is especially poignant since as a European he knows what he is talking about.

Secularism has overrun Europe and reduced it’s once thriving communities of Christian down to bear shadows of themselves. Centuries of laws as customs inspired by Jesus have been rolled back, replaced reason and other human mockeries of God’s decency. Everyday Brother Wide Open has to sake the depravity and sickness of the earthly hell hole that Belgium.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

As this thread has had a serious lack of scientific information, I would like to throw in a quick $0.02. Women have no business with this distraction known as an "orgasm". It is simply a reward for men for doing their work in propagating the human race. The Lord has set it out as man's goal--to be fruitful, and the "orgasm" is a reward for the man for properly securing a wife. The wife should be happy that she has a chance at Salvation(r) (I Timothy 2:15). She must be focused on her husband's needs and putting him before herself. If she is focusing on her so-called "feelings", she is giving in to her own lusts and forgetting her husband's needs.

[Marshall]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Since when do women have orgasms?

[Baphomet]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Since when do women have orgasms?

Since they met me! Haha! Did you know that the better you please a woman, the more likely they'll have sex with you?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I am going to rebuke several people here and some of you may resent it, but it's for your own good. I apologize to the true Christians (tm) in advance, but this is too much!

You should not know how a cooter smells!!! Your nose should be no where near it! I rebuke thee!
Kitchen implements should not be involved either!

Have you been watching television? Desperate housewives? Sex in the city? Dick Van Dyke?
You need to sit down, open a Bible and start reading again!
Consider thyself rebuked harshly!!!!