[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Please...would some Landover Lady please tell me what this is about? What is an organism and why can't women have them if men can? I am totally confused by all this.

Hush now. It's nothing you need to worry your pretty little head about. I'm certain that once you find a Godly True Christian™ Husband to marry you, he'll protect you from any threat of such vile sin.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Please...would some Landover Lady please tell me what this is about? What is an organism and why can't women have them if men can? I am totally confused by all this.

Origami Sister, and trust me .... it isn't very satisfying. I get all bent out of shape just trying to fold the paper right.

[falconboy]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Venomous snakes, poison ivy and gravity are also "natural", that doesn't mean that you just go around jumping off of bridges or licking poison ivy. Maybe you want to point out in the Bible (KJV1611) where it says it's fine with God to have an orgasm. Living life just because something "feels good" is hedonism.

Neither of you seem to have an ounce of common sense; and I suspect you have just come here to mock God and defecate on His Holy forum.

Your logic is completely and utterly irrefutible.
Perhaps point out to me, in your bedtime story (The Bible you swear by, don't try to play semantics with me), the part where "it says it's fine" to use a computer?
Eat Mcdonalds?
Breathe perhaps?
Answering a question with a question, condemning entire arguements to fallacy, it's the Christian way

How does it feel to know there's no heaven?
That you've wasted your time alive?
Does it feel good?
I hope not, that's 'hedonism'.
To turn back now would mean admitting a lifetime put to waste, It's easier to continue on isn't it? To put on a determined smile and tell the world you're content?
Your kind is such a waste...such a shame.
But by all means, flagellate yourself, whip yourself, for 'gods sake', punish yourself.
I will sleep better knowing I've made you bleed your filthy blood.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Your logic is completely and utterly irrefutible.

I bet you are going to try to refute it…

Perhaps point out to me, in your bedtime story (The Bible you swear by, don't try to play semantics with me), the part where "it says it's fine" to use a computer?

A computer does not produce “graven images”, The Lord Approves! Many times in the Bible (KJV1611) it is written…” writing is a good thing and The Lord Approves! As electrickery is natural and made by God (e.g. lightning) that is good too! So a computer is good and you are dim – (No, I mean really dim… are you a retard?)

Eat Mcdonalds?

Although I am pleased you purposely misrepresented the name, I suggest you use the Search facility – McDonalds is a hive of festering homerism designed and introduced by The Devil himself to pervert the young!

Breathe perhaps?

God breathed into Adam – We are in God’s image (you’re probably not – I see you as a little pock-marked black homunculus)

How does it feel to know there's no heaven?

For you there is not, for me there is – I’ll be looking down from the clouds at your eternal suffering.

That you've wasted your time alive?

Only when I have to deal with retards but then it is God’s Work and I smile and continue.

Does it feel good? I hope not, that's 'hedonism'.

True Christians™ never touch it – if they have to, they use white cotton gloves.

To turn back now would mean admitting a lifetime put to waste, It's easier to continue on isn't it? To put on a determined smile and tell the world you're content?

A small investment for an eternity of sitting at the Hand of God

Your kind is such a waste...such a shame.

You don’t even know us. Why someone here probably owns the company for which you work – or at least the institution in which you reside.

But by all means, flagellate yourself, whip yourself, for 'gods sake', punish yourself.
I will sleep better knowing I've made you bleed your filthy blood.

There’s a lot of anger and hate there – can I introduce you to my Best Friend, Jesus?

[Warrior of God]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

LOL. You realized that you'd betrayed the principles by which you live on reviewing your words...

Satan grips your left buttock and squeezes it tight my son, for you turn to him with every evil word you utter!

You're an odd one...

and looking at the way you seem taken with men's butts it would seem you may well be a cathoholic priest...

If someone realises they were in error and may have caussed offense, and basically repents that offense, that is a good thing.

Now , if we look at your inane profanity and blasphemous ways, there isn't a page long enough on this forum to handle the post your repentance would take.

[Warrior of God]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Warrior of God is your son?!

If I was a son of methodless,
one word springs to mind...

patricide...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Your logic is completely and utterly irrefutible.
Perhaps point out to me, in your bedtime story (The Bible you swear by, don't try to play semantics with me), the part where "it says it's fine" to use a computer?

1 Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman.

Now, if you can point out to me where it says in the Bible "It is good for a man not to touch a keyboard", then you might have a case.

[Warrior of God]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Your logic is completely and utterly irrefutible.
.

You do realise you just said Brother WilliamJenningsBryan , was totally correct, absolutely right , and his statements were beyond valid contradiction...

Hallelujah...
if you're the best help satan has available , we have him on his hind legs and heading hellward...

If you're going to use words, know them and understand them...otherwise you make yourself look like the rear end of a mule...

here's a tip... if you ever go near a firearm , the bullet comes out the end with the long thin bit, where there's a little hole...
that's the end where you need to write 'point away from self' as a reminder...

or thinking about it maybe not...
yeah, you just ignore any advice a Christian like me gives you...
It's probably a trap...

[Warrior of God]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Your logic is completely and utterly irrefutible.
.

PS....

you don't spell it like that ...

would a comment about a mule's butt , his head , and using aforesaid as a hat , be profane ...?


I will consider it and let you know later methodless...

I think this one is 'less a hell of a lot more factors than method'...

wasn't that his first post...
starting as he means to go on...

Lord, what a gift to the righteous...

method in his madness ...
pshaw...more like mad in his methodlessness...

[Dead Dog]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I wonder where you fellows stand on the female sneeze, for it is, I hear, an 8th of an orgasm. Perhaps we should punish our women for sneezing also.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

I wonder where you fellows stand on the female sneeze, for it is, I hear, an 8th of an orgasm.

That all depends on how forcefully you sneeze.

[Dead Dog]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

That all depends on how forcefully you sneeze.

And whether the sneeze is enjoyed or hurts the woman.

Should men sneeze? I don't think men should enjoy a sneeze.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

Should men sneeze? I don't think men should enjoy a sneeze.

What?
What does that have to do with anything? Men "release" to provide their Godly wives with seed to produce lil' Warriors for Christ. And as long as they do not experience 1/8 of a "release" (by volume) when they sneeze, who are you to tell a True Christian™ man if he should or should not enjoy a sneeze.

Granted, God frowns rather seriously on the spilling of seed when no Godly vessel is around, however said release is achieved. But it is the woman's orgasm we are talking about here. And since her pleasure is not integral to producing either the initial release of seed or the lil' Chirstians that will hopefully result, we have to assume that pleasure in the delicate lady parts of even the Truest Christian™ could lead to Damnation.

And God help a slut like you if you are experiencing any pleasure whatsoever, from any source at all, in your . . . parts.

[Devo Truth]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

There is nothing perverse about a woman enjoying sex, if you have never given a woman an orgasm, then perhaps you're not doing it right, or do not have the necessary equipment.

Apart from feeling good, a woman's orgasm also increases the likelihood of conception. I would explain why, but I'm sure someone who call me vular or offensive for doing so. If you only want sex for making children, the female orgasm is still something to aim for.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

There is nothing perverse about a woman enjoying sex, if you have never given a woman an orgasm, then perhaps you're not doing it right, or do not have the necessary equipment.

Apart from feeling good, a woman's orgasm also increases the likelihood of conception. I would explain why, but I'm sure someone who call me vular or offensive for doing so. If you only want sex for making children, the female orgasm is still something to aim for.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but you are making me sick with all this slutty pornographic dirty talk.