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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Poodles, God must hate them.

    They come from France, need I say more? Is there any use for poodles?

    I bet wiccidians won't even eat a poodle. They're gay dogs too. They only procreate because they're so stupid they thing a girl is a boy.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22882
      #2
      Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

      One word - 'Gay'
      Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 08-02-2008, 01:39 PM.
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

          Some dogs should not be seen in public.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

              EHOLAY!!! I'd love to drop kick those awful demon dogs straight into HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                • Boring Jerry
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2008
                  • 225
                  #5
                  Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

                  Everyone hates poodles. Case closed. No more discussion needed.

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                    • Comrade V
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 21
                      #6
                      Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

                      I don't like them. But I also feel sorry for them. People raised dogs like poodles only to be decorations for people's homes.
                      I'd kill myself if I was a poodle.

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

                          Originally posted by Comrade V View Post
                          I'd kill myself if I was a poodle.
                          God must really hate emo poodles.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

                              Poo-dles. Ick

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                                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 15708
                                  #9
                                  Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

                                  I'd like to drop one off a 30 story building and listen to it yap on the way down flailing it's little powder puff shaped legs til it pummeled to it's death.

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                                    • SUV
                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 11027
                                      #10
                                      Re: Poodles, God must hate them.

                                      I'd like to stomp it into mush after it hits the ground. Arf! Arf!

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