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  • The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

    I was just on the App Store, looking for biblical applications for my children, when suddenly, I came across this Godbashing game! It is called the sandbox, and the only objective is to RUIN GOD'S CREATIONS, and replace them with satanic, chaotic, hellish versions! My friends, please, let us unite and help in the effort to ban this hellgame right off the App Store FOREVER.
    Psalm 53:1
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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    Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

    This sounds like something that the Catholic Church would produce.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      This sounds like something that the Catholic Church would produce.
      Indeed, brother. However, if my suspicions are correct, this is a satanic plot to turn young innocent Christian children into cultists! It must be stopped! And even worse, you can share your hells to other people, so that they can enjoy further corrupting it!
      Psalm 53:1
      The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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      • #4
        Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

        The graphics are very advanced. I have made a stunning representation of the pyramids at the time of Noah's Flood. I think that this brings the Bible to life!

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        I think this could be a useful tool for 12 to 18 year-old Chirstian children who can use this to illustrate Bible stories.

        What makes you think that it is all about God's Awesome Destructive Powers?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!


          This image shows God as a hippie, and God as satan. I think this is enough to show you.
          Psalm 53:1
          The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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          • #6
            Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

            Originally posted by Gregory Mitch View Post

            This image shows God as a hippie, and God as satan. I think this is enough to show you.
            No it doesn't! It shows only God. The left of the picture shows how God created the area around Sodom and Gomorrah, and the right side of the picture shows what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah after all the people used their God-given Free Will the wrong way, and God wiped them out with a thunderbolt.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

              Nah They don't have the brains for that.

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              • #8
                Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                Originally posted by Murdoc_Niccals View Post
                Nah They don't have the brains for that.
                Who is this ‘Nah’?

                Some heathen god the young folk have glommed onto? You do know that this is a Christian site?

                What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your walk with Christ?

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #9
                  Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                  Originally posted by Murdoc_Niccals View Post
                  Nah They don't have the brains for that.
                  Whereas posting agrammatic non sequiturs to 3-year-dead forum threads demonstrates exactly which qualities you most certainly exemplify.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                    Ya know, I'm starting to get the impression that this site was created by and is run by retarded and deranged 4-year olds, on crack, who were born deformed.

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                      Originally posted by BeastlyPresence View Post
                      Ya know, I'm starting to get the impression that this site was created by and is run by retarded and deranged 4-year olds, on crack, who were born deformed.
                      If you can't attack the message, attack the messenger.


                      Junior Republican in training, are you?

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        If you can't attack the message, attack the messenger.


                        Junior Republican in training, are you?
                        These people are idiots.


                        Nope, Anarchist

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                          Originally posted by FurryPresence View Post
                          These people are idiots...
                          And you've offered exactly what in support of your opinion, aside from just more of your own opinion?


                          ...Nope, Anarchist

                          Don't capitalize "anarchist". It's not a proper noun or part of a group's name (and if you joined an anarchy group, you're doing it wrong).

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Sandbox: Now your kids too can play satan's favorite Godmocking Game!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            And you've offered exactly what in support of your opinion, aside from just more of your own opinion?





                            Don't capitalize "anarchist". It's not a proper noun or part of a group's name (and if you joined an anarchy group, you're doing it wrong).
                            Just look at the way these people act. That should be proof enough.


                            Anarchism is a view. I'm not a part of any anarchy groups, I simply believe we should get rid of the government.

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