Life is One Deep Bench; Football Concussions are Make Players Better People

[Johny Joe Hold]

There is a new documentary which aims to make football injuries into a bigger deal than they actually are.

Things happen to people all the time. The star salesman has a heart attack, the guy under him moves up. Companies have deep benches just for this reason.

But no, liberals want to take the crushing tackle out of football. They want to ruin the fun.

And then there is the economic issue. Where are beer companies going to advertise without the big football audiences?

We've seen the old brain injured players on TV. They cannot do much else so the spend time with their families and do charity work. They have become better people.

'Concussion' director says changes on horizon for NFL

The director of football head trauma film "Concussion" says the beloved American sport may already be in the early stages of "a seismic shift" as parents are dissuaded from letting their children play football amid safety concerns

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Life is One Deep Bench; Football Concussions are Make Players Better People

The only real American way to defend yourself is with a gun. Perhaps the QB should carry a sidearm, I mean they are usually the white smart guys on the team so it makes sense they need more protection.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You know this is why I have long advocated for Normal men and boys (White) to be excluded from playing football on any level. Of course we need Whites to manage the clubs (God knows a jig can't do that), but the coons should be the ones playing the actual game.

Now you might want to call me a racist, like so many in the secular world, but you would be wrong.

It is a well known fact that nigras have hard heads. My grandfather (Pastor Nahum Flint) used to tell me of a professional wrestler name of "Kid Coconut." He was so named because his head was as hard as a coconut. Literally. He would win matches simply by conking his hard coconut head on his opponents' head. Based on that, I am convinced that all jigs have heads like a coconut.

I would like to propose to the Normal owners of the the NFL teams that from now on, only nigras be allowed to play football, and that they dispense with all helmets, as those hard coconut heads will most likely not need them.

Kid Coconut sure didn't.

[WWJDnow]

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The reason there are so many concussions in football is that the players trust in man-made technology, football helmets, rather than praying for protection. As Paul told us in Ephesians 6, the only helmet that anyone needs is the Bible:

And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. Ephesians 6:17

Replace those silly football helmets with prayer meetings and you'll see the concussion rate drop to zero.

[chisk_]

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don't concussions cause brain damage, though? that make more "retards", as you people call them. i think that name is pretty mean and i'm going to get an infraction for saying that, but whatevs.
can't have that happening, you know? that's why they're releasing the documentary, so less white football players will fall for lucifer's dirty tricks

[Grandma]

Re: Life is One Deep Bench; Football Concussions are Make Players Better People

don't concussions cause brain damage, though? that make more "retards", as you people call them. i think that name is pretty mean and i'm going to get an infraction for saying that, but whatevs.
can't have that happening, you know? that's why they're releasing the documentary, so less white football players will fall for lucifer's dirty tricks

I am glad that you have faced the mighty banhammer of the Lord.

Nigras play sports more often than white normal boys, and therefore get concussions more often than the good normal boys. This makes them even MORE retarded than they usually are. Are you by any chance a nigra who got a concussion?

[James Hutchins]

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Honestly, I do not see how a nigra could ever get retarded. Doesn't there have to be an intelligence first to remove?
I have had several jigaboos working here at the Hutchins Plantation, LLC who had what to a normal person would of scrambled their brains into a bowl of yogurt and blackberries yet they seemed just the same afterward, assuming God did not toss them into Hell.
One time, we were blasting away at a rock face to get at some coal that was there and this nigra stood at the bottom and watched explosion. God is amazing what He can do. Well, this rock the size of VictoryOS landed right on top of him. Stuck him in the ground like what happens to that coyote on that road runner show we get sometimes. Well, we brought over the front end loader to pick the boulder up seeing it was a good size to use to block off the cave for the upcoming Killing of Christ Easter festival.
Well, there was the nigra, caterwauling like they all do about him missing his lunch or something (no decent Christian can speak jive, so who really knows what he said).
The next day, he was back working the field. Though it is hard to say for sure being they all look alike But I am sure I saw him.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I'm sure one of the reasons that God moved Tim Tebow from the headlines was that he wasn't sufficiently concussed to serve God as a Quarterback. There must have been something in his head that stopped those jolts that we normally reserve for bringing sense to women and children.