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  • #31
    Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    I think you need to tone it down a bit. There are women reading this who really don't want to hear about the size of your tiny member.

    YIC
    TT
    Mr. Taylor,

    Mr. Lord is bragging about his sexual orientation. You could have seen this easily by examining the Bible and the latest developments in the field of Creation Science. It is extremely well know in both Creation Science and by secular observations that sodomite penises (sorry for the profanity) are much bigger than normal, persecuted and oppressed heterosexual penises.
    On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.
    This must be God's Way of showing
    1. ...the women that begetting is about procreation, not neurological pleasure (Genesis 1:22).
    2. ...the men some mercy (Jonah 4:2), as the act of begetting is at best repulsive and at worst most repulsive.
    The Biblical narrative of old Egypt proves this point, as well. The tinier the better to avoid whoredoms!

    Ezekiel 23:19-20
    Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

    The ugly fact that any discussion about this vile invention (Pokémon Go) eventually leads to the discussion of body parts that should stay hidden is yet another proof of the harmful nature of this Beastly "game".

    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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    • #32
      Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

      I can't believe people are still playing this game.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #33
        Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I can't believe people are still playing this game.


        It's Wildly Popular so of course people are gonna Play it. Same with overwatch

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        • #34
          Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

          Originally posted by Superdupermegaultra View Post
          It's Wildly Popular so of course people are gonna Play it. Same with overwatch
          Do you know what else is wildly popular? Jesus! He's the Biggest Hero of them all! Superman may be able to see through walls, but Jesus can walk through them! Hallelujah! And He can see through billions of light years of space, from His Holy Throne in Heaven, to under the covers in your bedroom at night. He knows what you do there, and He doesn't approve, and there won't be any Xbox or Wii games in Hell, dear. So my suggestion is that you stop worrying about what's popular in the internet, and worry about where you'll go after you DIE.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #35
            Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

            Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
            I think you need to tone it down a bit. There are women reading this who really don't want to hear about the size of your tiny member.


            YIC
            TT
            Your mind is so disgusting if that's what your messed up head got out of that post

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            • #36
              Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

              Originally posted by Dotty too View Post
              Your mind is so disgusting if that's what your messed up head got out of that post

              James 3:5


              “Euen so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things: behold, how great a matter a litle fire kindleth.”


              Oh dear Dotty, try reading a Bible some time. You might learn something.


              YIC
              TT
              Isaiah 66:15

              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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              • #37
                Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                Before I say anything I want to say this should not be taken into negative contexts, exaggerated to be an adynaton. I am only pointing out my perspective.

                First off, Pocket Monster. That's not meant to be a sexual euphemism as you decided to take it. I'm not sure if you know the concept of the usual Pokemon, but Pokemon is about capturing creatures, and having them fight for you. And before you jump on the "animal captivity and cockfights" bandwagon, these creatures have the ability to resist you. They have to ability to not do what you want them to do. They are fighting from their own volition, whether caught or wild. The reason it's called Pocket Monsters is because these creatures can be stored in small capsules called pokeballs, which can be stored in your pocket. Hence the name.

                As for the google search; it's the internet. This is the kind of this the internet does. It's not the fault of the creators of pokemon, it's the fault of the people on the internet. It's what roughly 1-3% of the internet does. And half the time it's for the sake of a joke, like the two pictures the post entails.

                The anagram. Ah, the anagram. You are going from Japanese to English, firstly. You can literally do this with anything. For example..

                Kami wa idaidaIwa did Akamia

                "Iwa and Akamia are obviously names only japanese women would get, meaning that saying Kami wa idaida is promoting lesbians!"

                You see, you're taking something relatively innocent and changing it to make it corrupted. In actuality, Kami wa idaida means "God is great". Excuse me if that offended you, that wasn't the purpose of that.

                The point of Pokemon GO was to mix the games that a lot of people liked with physical activity. A lot of people liked pokemon, but video games are often stereotyped with lazy people and introverts. So, a lot of games are taking an approach in which they make you leave your house so you can go out, take a nice walk, maybe talk to a few people along the way.

                People who end up getting in accidents. This isn't the fault of the creators of the game. The game itself does not "possess you" (because that would literally mean around a quarter of the U.S. citizens are currently possess, this game is that popular). People who end up walking out in the middle of the street, not paying attention, aren't being possessed; they simply aren't taking in their surroundings, like someone who doesn't look both ways before crossing the street.

                Poking balls. I'm pretty sure you mean Pokeballs, like I said earlier. Again, it's not a sexual euphemism. Pokeballs (there's supposed to be an accent above the e, so it'd be pronounced "Po-kee", not "poke") are designed to be ball-shaped capsules to catch pokemon.

                User Penetration is a marketing term. A lot of people in the marketing industry use it. For a proper definition, check here: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/...enetration.asp

                The Pokemon Go Plus wristband.. Some people prefer something more versatile. Some people would prefer something they wouldn't have to carry, and thus, to increase sales (like most big industries do), they allowed people who don't want to have a clunky phone the ability to play with a wristband.

                Hope this helps clear things up,
                Sincerely, The Explainer

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                • #38
                  Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                  Originally posted by TheExplainer View Post
                  Before I say anything I want to say this should not be taken into negative contexts, exaggerated to be an adynaton. I am only pointing out my perspective. . . [not one word about the Bible] Hope this helps clear things up, Sincerely, The Explainer
                  No, it does not. It only bewilders me all the more how a person could care so much about such silly things when the world is pretty much going to you-know-where.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!
                    Originally posted by TheExplainer View Post
                    Before I say anything
                    I want to say this should not be taken into negative contexts, exaggerated to be an adynaton. I am only pointing out my perspective. First off, Pocket Monster. That's not meant to be a sexual euphemism as you decided to take it. I'm not sure if you know the concept of the usual Pokemon, but Pokemon is about capturing creatures, and having them fight for you. And before you jump on the "animal captivity and cockfights" bandwagon, these creatures have the ability to resist you. They have to ability to not do what you want them to do. They are fighting from their own volition, whether caught or wild. The reason it's called Pocket Monsters is because these creatures can be stored in small capsules called pokeballs, which can be stored in your pocket. Hence the name. As for the google search; it's the internet. This is the kind of this the internet does. It's not the fault of the creators of pokemon, it's the fault of the people on the internet. It's what roughly 1-3% of the internet does. And half the time it's for the sake of a joke, like the two pictures the post entails. The anagram. Ah, the anagram. You are going from Japanese to English, firstly. You can literally do this with anything. For example.. Kami wa idaidaIwa did Akamia "Iwa and Akamia are obviously names only japanese women would get, meaning that saying Kami wa idaida is promoting lesbians!" You see, you're taking something relatively innocent and changing it to make it corrupted. In actuality, Kami wa idaida means "God is great". Excuse me if that offended you, that wasn't the purpose of that. The point of Pokemon GO was to mix the games that a lot of people liked with physical activity. A lot of people liked pokemon, but video games are often stereotyped with lazy people and introverts. So, a lot of games are taking an approach in which they make you leave your house so you can go out, take a nice walk, maybe talk to a few people along the way. People who end up getting in accidents. This isn't the fault of the creators of the game.
                    The game itself does not "possess you" (because that would literally mean around a quarter of the U.S. citizens are currently possess, this game is that popular). People who end up walking out in the middle of the street, not paying attention, aren't being possessed; they simply aren't taking in their surroundings,
                    like someone who doesn't look both ways before crossing the street. Poking balls. I'm pretty sure you mean Pokeballs, like I said earlier. Again, it's not a sexual euphemism. Pokeballs (there's supposed to be an accent above the e, so it'd be pronounced "Po-kee", not "poke") are designed to be ball-shaped capsules to catch pokemon. User Penetration is a marketing term. A lot of people in the marketing industry use it. For a proper definition, check here: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/market-penetration.asp The Pokemon Go Plus wristband.. Some people prefer something more versatile. Some people would prefer something they wouldn't have to carry, and thus, to increase sales (like most big industries do), they allowed people who don't want to have a clunky phone the ability to play with a wristband. Hope this helps clear things up, Sincerely, The Explainer
                    Everyone who rejects Jesus is under demonic influence. That means ignoring reality and basing decisions on fantasies and deception. This characteristic of demoniacs is what causes not paying attention, walking up middles of roads, getting run over, falling off cliffs. Satan doesn't care how he gets you to his domain just so long as you get there. Devils are around everywhere working to that end. And what evidence is there to support this? Just look around, talk to people, ask them. What do they think about Jesus? What evidence do they have for their opinion? And when they answer, other than Christians, you will have your proof of demons in them: they do reject Jesus. They reject His teachings, they reject His reason to be and they reject His plan for Salvation. They think they know better than Jesus but they don't. Most of the time they don't even know what He said. So yes, the majority of the populations of all countries are controlled by demons.


                    MICAH 2 . KJV . look up
                    1a
                    Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds!
                    1b When the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? NO IT piffleING AIN'T

                      My son used to play that game. I forbid him from playing the game because he hardly slept and he became unsociable.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                        70% of the population around the world are weird. Beasity or humans who are interested in furries are weird and disgusting.
                        Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”

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                        • #42
                          Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                          Originally posted by AsksDumbQuestions View Post
                          Beasity or humans who are interested in furries are weird and disgusting.
                          Yeah, in exactly the same way that gay people are. I'm glad we agree that our own sense of disgust at their sexual habits entitles us to judge them.
                          Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                          • #43
                            Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            Everyone who rejects Jesus is under demonic influence. Other stuff not in the bible.

                            No they aren't.
                            Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly. Not taking five verses, then taking two of them out of context, and then taking a third one and saying it's a metaphor, and then taking the fifth one to combine with the first two taken out of context, and then throwing in a metaphor, and then using this as some passage the supports your reasoning.
                            1 verse.
                            That has no other verses directly correlating to it.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                              Originally posted by Helper View Post
                              No they aren't.
                              Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly. Not taking five verses, then taking two of them out of context, and then taking a third one and saying it's a metaphor, and then taking the fifth one to combine with the first two taken out of context, and then throwing in a metaphor, and then using this as some passage the supports your reasoning.
                              1 verse.
                              That has no other verses directly correlating to it.
                              There are no verses having no other verses directly correlating. If you have noticed I always include the fullest context for all Bible texts. Can you think of a reason why I'd do that?

                              This is not a science class. Satan controls everyone from infancy. Jesus offers an escape, a very costly escape from the everlasting pain and torture we deserve. Are born deserving. And most people get what they deserve. Jesus died to break the power of sin and we can accept His loving offer. Most people would rather stay vile, filthy things. Nothing changes for them. The Bible explains that only Christians are set free from the just outcomes of being born, and conceived in, the most abominable filth; outcomes like agony, wailing, torment in smoke while being gassed with no prospect of ever getting used to it. Satan cops it too. Up until you accept your own worthlessness and the unique opportunity offered by Jesus you remain enslaved. Satan is in charge as The Bible explains very well START READING HERE and pay particular attention when YOU REACH THIS CHAPTER.

                              Only too happy to help out, even if you were addressing someone else.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!

                                Originally posted by Helper View Post
                                No they aren't.
                                Give me a single biblical verse that says that directly.
                                Give me one single sentence that explains how magnets work - don't give me several - don't tell me that one of the sentences has some word in it that means something else...

                                The more intelligent you are, the more you can understand the whole story.

                                We True Christians understand the whole story.

                                Perhaps if I ask you to find a verse in which someone beset by demons actually gets into heaven...
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