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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #1

    God works in hilarious ways!

    Rapper who once declared "God made me bulletproof" shot and killed

    ATLANTA — An Atlanta rapper who previously claimed to have been shot on at least 11 different occasions -- and who in December, after being wounded, proclaimed "God made me bulletproof" -- was shot and killed Sunday, reports CBS affiliate WGCL-TV.
    Info in the links, but what a sense of humor has our LORD who puts uppity negroes in their place!





    I wonder how many of these offenses this rapper was guilty of. It just goes to show you, believing in Christ Jesus isn't enough to save you. You have to heed to His Every Word and become renewed, born again, a living vessel of the LORD (Romans 9:21, 23). To imagine this man could have been a vessel with which Christ would be associated is an abomination in its own right!
    These six things doth the Lord hate:
    Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    A proud look, a lying tongue,
    And hands that shed innocent blood,
    An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
    Feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    A false witness that speaketh lies,
    And he that soweth discord among brethren.
    Proverbs 6:16–19
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10262
      #2
      Re: God works in hilarious ways!

      Was this person some kind of a vocal artist? That would indeed increase the probability of our Lord shielding him from all kinds of high-velocity projectiles.

      Psalms 28:7
      The LORD is my strength and my shield; my heart trusted in him, and I am helped: therefore my heart greatly rejoiceth; and with my song will I praise him.

      I have not attended any musical soirées of this unknown vocalist but I can only surmise that his song did not praise God with adequate quality or sincerity. So the shield was removed and we can see the sad result.


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22867
          #3
          Re: God works in hilarious ways!

          and who in December, after being wounded, proclaimed "God made me bulletproof
          Ex:20:7: Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

          Blessed be the name of The Lord and The Lord God is Mighty and His Ways are Just.
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            • Brother Gonzalez
              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
              True Christian™
               
              • Sep 2016
              • 2087
              #4
              Re: God works in hilarious ways!

              Oh, Ephesians 5:19 comes into my mind every time I see a "singer" of this new music named "rap"

              Ephesians 5:19
              “Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;”



              If only were they devoted to the lord as we are!


              Why to listen to other music, when there is music that pleases the Lord?


              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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