[Talitha]

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Wow first off, there isnt a point in arguing

No point in my reading any more then, is there?

[Braindead]

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Wow first off, there isnt a point in arguing, because these retards are not going to get it, they think everything is a sin, little do they know that THEIR religion is based off a billion other religions, and isnt real. As a smart man once said "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?" and seeing how divorce is really high, i Know there is no god, as that smart person also said "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen. We don't need Him. Fuck damnation, man, fuck redemption! If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!" And we are!, we are definitly gos unwanted children, and yes i am making this about our shit now. Neil was right you guys are just as bad as $cientoligists! This sickens me. I find it funny that you all live in some redneck hick town too!

oh btw one thing that our founder fathers did that was brillent was SPERATING CHURCH FROM STATE. cuz we would have fuck heads like you ruining our country.

I would like to end my rant with more quotes from my favorite author.

"Just keep asking yourself: 'What would Jesus NOT do?"
"It's the martyrdom of Saint Me. "
"We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are...Or we can decide for ourselves. "

-Chuck Palahinuk, Choke

My family, really belives in god, and we went to church whenever we could, but i knew in my heart there was no god, all this is just made up fairy tale bullshit. I am now 17 years of age, and I realize what your doing is wrong, and iggnorant. But i know what you will say after this post, because you are predictable.
"the internet is curropting our youth!"
"video games curropt our youth!"
"Our children are being brainwashed!"

when in all honesty, it is You who do the brainwashing.

"is the oppisite of following your bliss, I want to do what i most fear"

-Chuck Palahinuk. Lullaby

[ChrisJunction]

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I have done a study and it seems 9/10 Christians that have played this game became sodomites.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Can you back any of that up with scripture, boy?

Better take a look at THIS thread for newbies.

And stop shouting.

[yakuza_aniki]

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Woooooow...........this is the biggest load of crap I've ever freaking seen. Kay, I admit SOME videogames are bad (Grand theft Auto, God of War, etc.) but Mario games aren't one of them. Playing them won't make you gay. Am I here JUST to defend a videogame? No, I'm here to point out the stupidity of this whole discussion. And what's up with the "unsaved trash" crap? Who's trash and who's not ain't up to you.

If you were to become gay you could always repent. God is always willing to forgive, no matter what the sin. And no, I don't think that means you can do whatever you want as long as He'll forgive you. Avoiding sin is still on the top of my list.

And Jesus and His Father don't care about money WHATSOEVER!! He is an omnipotent, supreme, almighty supernatural being, that created everything in existance, I don't think He needs the extra cash. Using Him as an excuse to get money is down right pitiful and blasphemous.(I forget how to spell it. is that right?)

That's right. Salvation is a gift from God. It doesn't come from anything we do.

WRONG! God doesn't just hand it to you, you have to work for it. And He doesn't just give it to a select few, He gives a chance to every person.

And this is for Mr. Jeb(or Jed or whatever your name is) ehem.....

IT TAKES A SICK, PERVERTED, TWISTED, DISGUSTING MIND TO EVEN NOTICE OR CONCEIVE ANY OF THE IDEAS YOU HAVE OF THIS GAME.

Your's Truly,
Yakuza_aniki

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I just want to make sure we (Christians) are not trying to add on to salvation... Not getting into "legalism", it's dangerous.

I'd be interested in what you define as "legalism."

A female attempting to teach in church, perhaps?

[Michelle]

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Salvation is up to Jesus. There are conditions that apply. Tithing to His favorite church is just one of them.

Sorry, I thought this sounded like you were saying you had to meet certain "conditions" before Jesus would save you.

The Old Testament lists the letter of the law. The New Testament explains the spirit of the law. The letter of the law was the schoolmaster, preparing us for the age of grace.
Pastor Billy-Reuben

The purpose of the law is to convict us of sin and point out the need for a savior, right? (There is no way we can do it on our own.)

I just want to make sure we (Christians) are not trying to add on to salvation... Not getting into "legalism", it's dangerous.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Just a quick correction. Jesus said all you had to do was repent of your sins and put your faith in him. He never once told the thief on the cross that he had to keep all the commandments and tithe to his local temple and then he would be with him in paradise.

That doesn't count as a "correction", because no one here would disagree with that, or has ever said anything differently.

Yes, all you have to do is repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus. Once you are saved, the Holy Spirit will live inside of you and you will follow the commandments as a natural consequence.

Anything that we add to Jesus' gift (i.e. having to keep certain laws or do certain works) is an attempt to add our own righteousness, and God sees our righteousness as filthy rags (literally filthy menstrual rags).

That's right. Salvation is a gift from God. It doesn't come from anything we do.

But, "by your fruit you will be known". If you truly repented and were saved and know Christ you will want to be better. You will stop doing those "sins" (i.e. lying, stealing, blaspheming...) as the Holy Spirit convicts you of them.

Amen!

It sounds like we are in heated agreement here

Also, the bit about tithing is nowhere in the New Testament! That was a specific part of the old covenant given to that people group, at that time. Unless you are going to hold to all parts of that covenant you cannot tell people they have to do that. The command to New Testament believers is to give cheerfully, to give as the Lord has blessed you... Basically to give as the Holy Spirit leads you to, which could be much more than 10%.

The Old Testament lists the letter of the law. The New Testament explains the spirit of the law. The letter of the law was the schoolmaster, preparing us for the age of grace. We are no longer bound to the letter of the law, but God is unchanging, and what was sin is still sin. Saved Christians will abide by the spirit of the law, because the Holy Spirit lives inside of us.

About tithing: A person following the letter of the law will grudgingly tithe bare minimum required. Saved Christians living the spirit of the law will cheerfully give much, much more -- we know that we don't need money because God will take care of us, and we know that God will repay us according to our gifts.

2Cor 9:6 But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.

The more you give, the more you receive.

2Cor 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.

A saved Christian will cheerfully tithe because he wants to, not because he has to.

2Cor 9:8 And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye, always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to every good work:

God will make sure that you always have sufficiency in all things, so when thinking about how much to tithe, don't worry about your bills and mortgage payments.

Also, what's this bit about "Unsaved Trash"? Is there no way to change that? I have been saved by the blood of Christ, and although I was "trash" and didn't deserve his awesome gift, He no longer sees me as such. He has paid my ransom.

That's the point of the label, to remind us that we all start out as "Unsaved Trash", and that it is only through God's Amazing Grace that we can ever be anything else.

You don't sound like "unsaved trash" to me. Why don't you start a thread in The Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself, and we'll see about getting your label changed.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Wide-Open]

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You have friends that sodomise cooking utensils?

Well spotted Brother! The plot is thickening, so to speak. Perhaps this Teflon(R) guy is one of his "friends"?

[Brother Temperance]

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Ladies and gentlemen,

My name is Neil and I work for some of those wicked gaming sites that apparently you people have no tolerance for. Now, before I go on my rant, you should know this: I am a Christian. I have been since I was very young. I went to church every Sunday and Wednesday until I was 20. I am 34 now by the way. I believe in God. I believe in the devil as well.

So you've not been to Church for 14 years? Jesus is not impressed.

I can grab a pamphlet that the Mormons gave me and turn it into something it is not if I wanted to!

So you admit to practising the dark art of Origami?

YOU KNOW WHY MY CAPS LOCK IS ON??? BECAUSE I AM MAD.

Well, that's fairly unarguable.

Faith and politics should never go hand in hand. Every politician that has run for office since the day I was born has done everything in their power to confuse and pander to me in order to get me to vote for them.

You're claiming that politicians tried to confuse you to get you to vote for them when you were five years old? Maybe some of the Demoncrats did, but I can't see anyone in God's Own Party indulging in such obviously deranged and pointless behaviour.

thank you, Take That. I don't see why you people must gay bash. I'm straight. I have gay friends. I have bi friends. I have pansexual friends, and I would bet that you don't even know what that means!

You have friends that sodomise cooking utensils?

I <3 Mario, too. The games are amazing. Who gives a motherpiffle if he's gay?

God does, so that means you should too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Also, what's this bit about "Unsaved Trash"? Is there no way to change that? I have been saved by the blood of Christ, and although I was "trash" and didn't deserve his awesome gift, He no longer sees me as such. He has paid my ransom.

I'm not fond of your "newbie" label.

All new posters are given that title until they are cleared by the DOF.

Kindly proceed to the "introductions" section and make a thread of your own. We'd like to get to know you and your Godly Husband.

[Michelle]

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Also, what's this bit about "Unsaved Trash"? Is there no way to change that? I have been saved by the blood of Christ, and although I was "trash" and didn't deserve his awesome gift, He no longer sees me as such. He has paid my ransom.

I'm not fond of your "newbie" label.

[Michelle]

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We follow the commandments laid out in the Holy Bible.



Salvation is up to Jesus. There are conditions that apply. Tithing to His favorite church is just one of them.

Just a quick correction. Jesus said all you had to do was repent of your sins and put your faith in him. He never once told the thief on the cross that he had to keep all the commandments and tithe to his local temple and then he would be with him in paradise.

Anything that we add to Jesus' gift (i.e. having to keep certain laws or do certain works) is an attempt to add our own righteousness, and God sees our righteousness as filthy rags (literally filthy menstrual rags).

But, "by your fruit you will be known". If you truly repented and were saved and know Christ you will want to be better. You will stop doing those "sins" (i.e. lying, stealing, blaspheming...) as the Holy Spirit convicts you of them.

Also, the bit about tithing is nowhere in the New Testament! That was a specific part of the old covenant given to that people group, at that time. Unless you are going to hold to all parts of that covenant you cannot tell people they have to do that. The command to New Testament believers is to give cheerfully, to give as the Lord has blessed you... Basically to give as the Holy Spirit leads you to, which could be much more than 10%.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Serious question Pastor, does your church actually charge to become a recognized member and be saved?

We follow the commandments laid out in the Holy Bible.

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

Salvation is up to Jesus. There are conditions that apply. Tithing to His favorite church is just one of them.

[Take That]

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Do you think spending eternity in hell is a joke?

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Serious question Pastor, does your church actually charge to become a recognized member and be saved?