[Oxycon]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Wrong SINNER!

Jesus is Omnipresent.
You know what that means?
It means Jesus has the ability to be present in every place at any, and/or every, time; unbounded or universal presence.

The internet isn't a place though, it is a communication device.

You cannot be present in the internet, you may be using it, but you cannot be in the internet, no matter how Omnipresent you are.

Also, that's God, not Jesus.

[Talitha]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I'm sorry, Jesus can't reach you on the internet.

Wrong SINNER!

Jesus is Omnipresent.
You know what that means?
It means Jesus has the ability to be present in every place at any, and/or every, time; unbounded or universal presence.

[Oxycon]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Wow you are real cool TROLL. Way to hang out on Christian forums and defend video games. You must be the definition of cool.

I'm sorry, Jesus can't reach you on the internet.

[sujimo]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

That is a great passage, it's unfortunate that you have completely misunderstood it.

Perhaps it was you who misunderstood it.
Some people just make others to stumble with their beliefs and power of persuasion.
They are nothing but rocks.

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

That is a great passage, it's unfortunate that you have completely misunderstood it.

[sujimo]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

As it is written:"See, I lay in Zion a stone that causes men to stumble and a rock that makes them fall, and the one who trusts in him will never be put to shame."
Romans 9:33

That's what this discussion is about. You are nothing but stones to stumble. You ashame christians around the world. Your philosofy, your arguments, the way you see things, it's perversity itself.
In a precarious world that we live, you are not better than anyone. Sinners, with a sick mind, lacking of information.

God have mercy on your ignorance.

[Perseid]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Peach is Mario's love interest thus how could you people infer that he is a homosexual?

Are you sure Peach is really female? After Birdo we can't be too sure of anything the Evil N does anymore.

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

First of all, a "Bastard" is someone who's biological father has passed away.

ORLY?

as far as who these game designers are..........IM A GAME DESIGNER (obscene) SO GET USE TO US BEING HERE...................................

So they're hiring schizos now? Seems appropriate.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

It is also sad to see people defend retarded forums like this one.

Wow you are real cool TROLL. Way to hang out on Christian forums and defend video games. You must be the definition of cool.

[Puke-a-chew]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

It is also sad to see people defend retarded forums like this one.

[Osambo 08]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Peach is Mario's love interest thus how could you people infer that he is a homosexual?

[Fearful Fool]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

I don't even like mario. (It's boring, IMO)

[trollnerd]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

first of all we are not flaming homersexual cause for one thing homer is not a real person so how can i be sexual with him...and we are not h0mos3xuals either.............when u have a minute look at my signature...then look in ur bible where it says 'thou shall not judge'......was that an oh cr4p i just hears.....see ya later m4sturbat3r...

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Sir, are you being serious? I don't think God ever said anything about homosexual sports o_0
I guess "true" heterosexuals only like violent sports.
You realize you just made a letter to look like pron, right?
Is this supposed to be a bad thing? ....sigh....
Fail is fail - me, 12:19 pm xD

Why are you coming onto a Christian forum to defend a pathetic Mario video game? I can only assume you are a flaming homersexual yourself!

It is a sad day when people think that retarded video games like this need to be defended.

[Fearful Fool]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Friends,


Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.

Sir, are you being serious? I don't think God ever said anything about homosexual sports o_0
I guess "true" heterosexuals only like violent sports.

Friends,


Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:



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You can't be serious. You can get the same image for all games that have been created (check internet's rule: 34)

As already noted, the strange name for Nintendo's new system could only have been chosen for subliminal recruiting reasons: notice how the W looks like a skinny young "twink" bending over, and the two ii reference double-penetration.

You realize you just made a letter to look like pron, right?

Make no mistake - allowing a Wii into your house is like allowing condoms and sex education into your school.

Is this supposed to be a bad thing? ....sigh....




Fail is fail - me, 12:19 pm xD